# Horrifying fairground food

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horrifying-fairground-food/815919>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 11, 2018, 10:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horrifying-fairground-food/815919 "2018-06-11T22:23:58Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
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**Author:** ![Merneith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@Merneith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merneith)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2018, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horrifying-fairground-food/815919/41 "2018-06-14T00:56:04Z")

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The Mexican street corn looked really good to me. Also the caramel apple that was sliced open like a blooming onion and had the caramel on the inside is kind of genius.

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**Author:** ![nightshadea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/7ba0ec/32.png) [@nightshadea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nightshadea)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2018, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horrifying-fairground-food/815919/42 "2018-06-14T01:28:40Z")

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the Mexican corn is no big deal … I see someone selling that homemade out of a shopping cart every weekend

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**Author:** ![thelurkinghorror](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7c8e57/32.png) [@thelurkinghorror](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thelurkinghorror)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2018, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horrifying-fairground-food/815919/43 "2018-06-14T04:23:28Z")

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At least it’s not [Mexican corn](https://www.google.com/search?q=huitlacoche&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjsvP3TpNLbAhUEMqwKHYc6B4YQ_AUICigB&biw=1920&bih=943).

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**Author:** ![BobBitchin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7ea924/32.png) [@BobBitchin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BobBitchin)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2018, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horrifying-fairground-food/815919/44 "2018-06-14T04:38:28Z")

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> [@FoieGrasIsEvil](#):
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> I couldn’t eat those sweet balls. I need SALTY balls!

> [@Kimballkid](#):
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> Don’t you mean [Schweddy balls](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bPpcfH_HHH8)?

Foie, I knew exactly what you meant, and I started singing it (with gusto) right away. Mrs. Bitchin’ is currently cleaning her screen.:D:D:D  
Kimballkid, that was originally the funnier bit of the two. I laughed at Chef, but we were rollin at my house during the SNL bit.

Good humor on everyone’s part:cool:

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2018, 5:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horrifying-fairground-food/815919/45 "2018-06-14T05:18:45Z")

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At a fair in Thailand, I bought what I thought was a sausage on a stick, but it turned out to be a chicken head. In m defense, it was nighttime and dark.

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**Author:** ![Merneith](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@Merneith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merneith)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2018, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horrifying-fairground-food/815919/46 "2018-06-14T17:08:28Z")

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> [@nightshadea](#):
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> the Mexican corn is no big deal … I see someone selling that homemade out of a shopping cart every weekend

Not here in my state, you don’t. 😉

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**Author:** ![Jasmine](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jasmine/32/2964_2.png) [@Jasmine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jasmine)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2018, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horrifying-fairground-food/815919/47 "2018-06-14T17:14:37Z")

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Just looking at that menu made me want to vomit.

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**Author:** ![BeeGee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b5a626/32.png) [@BeeGee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BeeGee)\
**Post date:** [June 14, 2018, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horrifying-fairground-food/815919/48 "2018-06-14T18:07:18Z")

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> [@thelurkinghorror](#):
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> At least it’s not [Mexican corn](https://www.google.com/search?q=huitlacoche&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjsvP3TpNLbAhUEMqwKHYc6B4YQ_AUICigB&biw=1920&bih=943).

Huitlacoche isn’t the corn, but the fungus that grows on the corn. I have a friend who raves over corn smut. Not my thing. If you see Mexican corn on a menu around here, you’ll get elote (crema, red pepper, cotija cheese, and lime), not huitlacoche. That shit’s expensive, too.

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**Author:** ![gotpasswords](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c57346/32.png) [@gotpasswords](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gotpasswords)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2018, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horrifying-fairground-food/815919/49 "2018-06-16T02:35:43Z")

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> [@Typo Negative](#):
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> Yeah, the image of the Cricket Grilled Cheese is going to haunt me.
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> I may have to skip lunch.

Go on and skip dinner… this [burger](http://www.foxnews.com/lifestyle/2018/04/13/tarantula-burger-special-sold-at-north-carolina-restaurant-has-legs.html) has legs!

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**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\
**Post date:** [June 16, 2018, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horrifying-fairground-food/815919/50 "2018-06-16T14:41:35Z")

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> [@thelurkinghorror](#):
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> At least it’s not [Mexican corn](https://www.google.com/search?q=huitlacoche&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjsvP3TpNLbAhUEMqwKHYc6B4YQ_AUICigB&biw=1920&bih=943).

Remember “Steve Don’t Eat It!” at The Sneeze? [Good times](http://www.thesneeze.com/2005/steve-dont-eat-it-vol-7.php).

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