# Horse's ass falls off horse's ass.

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 12, 2017, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horses-ass-falls-off-horses-ass/793454 "2017-08-12T18:30:19Z")\
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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2017, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horses-ass-falls-off-horses-ass/793454/1 "2017-08-12T18:30:19Z")

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[Pat Robertson](http://www1.cbn.com/cbnnews/2017/august/founder-pat-robertson-suffers-minor-injuries-in-horseback-riding-accident). Unfortunately the horse wasn’t 500 feet tall and he is expected to survive.

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**Author:** ![Two\_Many\_Cats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8dc957/32.png) [@Two\_Many\_Cats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Two_Many_Cats)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2017, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horses-ass-falls-off-horses-ass/793454/2 "2017-08-12T19:57:55Z")

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At 500 feet, that horse would be just a pony to Jesus who is 900 feet tall.

Course that was just Oral Roberts talking, so who knows.

Kudos on the thread title though.

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**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 2017, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/horses-ass-falls-off-horses-ass/793454/3 "2017-08-12T20:14:20Z")

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[From here.](http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/10/pat-robertson-obamacare_n_3575120.html)

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> Televangelist Pat Robertson urged viewers Wednesday to look to the protests in Egypt for an example on how to deal with Obamacare.
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> “You know, they revolted in Egypt against the oppressive actions of the Muslim Brotherhood,” Robertson said on his show “700 Club” before turning to talk about the Affordable Care Act, according to Right Wing Watch. “This example of state socialism is something that Americans should rise up against.”

He should be sent home to pray away his injuries.