# Hospital Escapee Dresses As Doc, Steals Ambulance, Totes Dead Deer

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [September 30, 2005, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hospital-escapee-dresses-as-doc-steals-ambulance-totes-dead-deer/324186 "2005-09-30T12:35:57Z")\
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**Author:** ![Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bosda_di_chi_of_tricor/32/16845_2.png) [@Bosda\_Di\_Chi\_of\_Tricor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosda_Di_Chi_of_Tricor)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2005, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hospital-escapee-dresses-as-doc-steals-ambulance-totes-dead-deer/324186/1 "2005-09-30T12:35:57Z")

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State Police chased his stolen ambulance through 2 states & 4 counties, before it wound up in a ditch with punctured tires.

[http://www.tallahassee.com/mld/tallahassee/12763736.htm](http://www.tallahassee.com/mld/tallahassee/12763736.htm)

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> It wasn’t known where Holliman got the deer, which had been dead for some time, Pearson said.

Well, thank OG that it wasn’t a fresh deer.

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> Holliman was admitted to a North Carolina hospital for a psychiatric evaluation

NO! _Reeeeeally?_ :smack:

Ya gotta read betwen the lines to get the full effect, here.

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**Author:** ![Madd\_Maxx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Madd\_Maxx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Madd_Maxx)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2005, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hospital-escapee-dresses-as-doc-steals-ambulance-totes-dead-deer/324186/2 "2005-09-30T13:06:04Z")

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Well, someone read the script for Tommy Boy 2.

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**Author:** ![Zebra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/c0e974/32.png) [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)\
**Post date:** [September 30, 2005, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hospital-escapee-dresses-as-doc-steals-ambulance-totes-dead-deer/324186/3 "2005-09-30T19:17:42Z")

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> “I don’t know how the man got it up in there,” said Sgt. Robert Pearson. “It was a six point buck.”

I wonder if they’ll mount the head for him?