# Hostess Fruit Pie! Apple! Holy shit!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hostess-fruit-pie-apple-holy-shit/440848>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 10, 2008, 5:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hostess-fruit-pie-apple-holy-shit/440848 "2008-03-10T17:12:49Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2008, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hostess-fruit-pie-apple-holy-shit/440848/61 "2008-03-11T15:57:04Z")

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[QUOTE=Rico]  
Heretic! Smother the Heretic in Hostess Apple Fruit Pies!  
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Um. I’m a heretic too.

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**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2008, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hostess-fruit-pie-apple-holy-shit/440848/62 "2008-03-11T17:55:17Z")

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Hah. You just want to be smothered in Hostess Fruit Pies. Confess! _Confess!_

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2008, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hostess-fruit-pie-apple-holy-shit/440848/63 "2008-03-11T17:57:58Z")

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[QUOTE=Elendil’s Heir]  
Hah. You just want to be smothered in Hostess Fruit Pies. Confess! _Confess!_  
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I…I do.

Smother anyways?

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**Author:** ![Mindfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mindfield/32/19759_2.png) [@Mindfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mindfield)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2008, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hostess-fruit-pie-apple-holy-shit/440848/64 "2008-03-11T19:07:21Z")

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Not a single person has mentioned A&W’s apple pies? For shame! They’re the same sort of pies McD’s used to have before they became crap – but they’re completely coated in cinnamon sugar.

They’re deep-fried awesome.

I haven’t seen Hostess Fruit Pies here in Canada since, like, the 80s.

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**Author:** ![ShermanAter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b4bc9f/32.png) [@ShermanAter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShermanAter)\
**Post date:** [March 11, 2008, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hostess-fruit-pie-apple-holy-shit/440848/65 "2008-03-11T20:57:09Z")

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[QUOTE=Mindfield]  
Not a single person has mentioned A&W’s apple pies? For shame! They’re the same sort of pies McD’s used to have before they became crap – but they’re completely coated in cinnamon sugar.

They’re deep-fried awesome.

I haven’t seen Hostess Fruit Pies here in Canada since, like, the 80s.  
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I haven’t tried A&W apple pies, but agree that the McDonalds pies are horrible these days.

My absolute favorite of this genre are the Taco Bell caramel apple empanadas.MMMM…  
A little slice of heaven let me tell you.

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