Hot Bacon Grease

God, no. I tear that page out at the same time I tear out all those damn annoying subscription cards.

I don’t think Chrissie K is so much a good cook as he had a great idea, then HIRED a bunch of good cooks. I don’t love the guy either, but it is a great magazine…didja see that chicken cacciatore method a couple of issues back? His team actually came up with a PALATABLE version of chicken cacciatore!

…well, go ahead and fry your chicken in a whole 1/4-1/2 cup of bacon grease, if ya want to. (I never use more fat than that when panfrying chicken.) But I maintain that you’ll get the same yummy flavor if you use 1 part bacon grease to 3-4 parts Crisco.

As a child of the South, I was raised on bacon grease, butter, and lard.

The best bacon I’ve tasted lately, from a supermarket that is, is Hilshire Farms Maple Cured bacon. It smells like heaven when it’s cooking, and tastes even better.

But nothin’ beats farmer’s market fresh bacon… the kind you gotta slice yourself.

Momma just kept her bacon grease in an old soup can or broken-handled coffee mug on the back of the stove. (This is not recommended, though, especially in roach-infested apartments. I won’t tell you about the green bean incident. Unless you ask. But you’ve probably guessed by now.)

And yes, she’d use it to season everything that wasn’t rich enough to be seasoning for something else.

I’d make mom fry my french toast in the leftover bacon grease, too. mmmmMMMMM DOGGIE!

Another thing she’d do is slice potatoes paper thin, and then make stacks of them about an inch thick in the cast iron skillet, and then drizzle bacon grease over each one. I’ve done this myself. You have to cover the skillet, and cook the taters over med-hi heat until the bottoms are good and golden, about 10-20 minutes depending on how much you’re cooking. Then you turn them over and do the other side the same way. The outsides are crispy and the middles are tender… awesome!

(I have a pair of oval cast iron omellete skillets now, that fit together, top to top, like a glove. I just fill one pan with sliced potatoes, use the other as a cover, and when it’s time, just turn the whole mess over on the burner. Can’t use too much bacon grease, though, or you’ll start a grease fire… ok to substitute with butter, too.)

One of my favorite treats was leftover grits, fried in bacon grease. When you make more grits for breakfast than you need, and you always do, don’t pour 'em out, just let 'em cool off a bit, pour into a buttered loaf pan, and refrigerate. As you know, they congeal into a nice, gelatinous loaf.

Slide the loaf out of the bowl and cut it into 1/2" thick slices. Fry these in a cast iron skillet with a generous amount of bacon grease until golden brown and then let cool.

They’ll soak up the grease, so don’t be afraid to add more!

If you really want some awesome goodness, stir in some grated cheddar before you put the grits in the fridge!

Damn, now my stomach is growlin’ like a coon dog smellin’ a polecat under the back door.

Damn! My cholesterol shot up 100 points just reading this!
I can feel my arteries hardening just thinking about it!

Culinary side bar please, m’lud.

Please explain to the puzzled Canuck what the heck “grits” are? And how can something with such an unpalatable name evoke such enthusiasm?

Thank you, your lordship.

Northern Piper:

Before the barbarians arrive :slight_smile: let me say that grits are a culinary delight, to some of us anyway. Basically they’re dried corn or hominy broken into small pieces but not as fine as ground cornmeal. Cooked up properly, grits are like a thick porridge with a, well, gritty texture. Full of nice corn taste. I like either yellow or white but some Southerners insist white grits are the only real ones. The best are stoneground grits. The quick-cooking stuff in the groceries is barely palatable and the instant are, in my opinion, an abomination.

There you go.

thanks for the info - sounds like a corn version of oats porridge?

further interrogatory, please

and hominy would be…?

Mix in some liquid dish detergent first. The detergent emulsifies the grease and will aid in preventing pipe clog.

Basically, hominy is dried white or yellow corn kernels from which the hull and germ have been removed. This process is performed either mechanically or chemically by soaking the corn in lye.

lye???

:eek:

tell me, is lutefisk a standard accompaniment to hominy grits?

Well, rather than try to explain it myself, you should probably just follow this link.

The lye solution used to bleach corn into hominy is a mild one, and is rinsed off before the hominy is dried for storage, or canned. The lye, being just sodium hydroxide, is not poisonous. It was originally used as a way to cure and preserve corn.

I was raised on Quaker Quick Grits. “Quick” meaning it cooked in about 20 minutes. Nowadays, a lot of folks use “instant” grits, (just add boiling water) but I find them rather unpalatable.

Grits alone are rather flavorless… just a very mild corn flavor… so folks invent a lot of ways to dress 'em up. I think they’re just fine with salt, pepper, and a couple fried eggs. But they are even better after soaking up bacon grease, fatback grease, or redeye gravy (basically just the grease after frying cured ham, with the pan stickings scraped up).

I know this is blasphemy, but a couple of weeks ago I had a steak fried in bacon grease and it was excellent - we were having baked potatoes and I fried up a few slices of bacon for bacon bits for the potatoes, and kept some of the grease for cooking the steaks. That and some Montreal steak seasoning made some very good steaks.

I just thought of something I gotta try:

Garlic cloves deep fried in bacon grease!

(Wait, wait. Let me 'splain! Momma was a southern belle. Daddy was a 2nd generation Sicilian immigrant. My nana used to fry up garlic cloves in olive oil, and eat 'em like popcorn. Spicy good!)

And one more note, Mexican cooking makes occasional use of intact hominy kernels, so I’m guessing that hominy was an Native American invention. I’m thinking specifically of a soup, with chunks of pork, and hominy kernels, in a tomato broth that’s seasoned very much like enchilada sauce - heavy on the cumin. Can’t recall the name of this dish, though.

I’ll have to try the steaks in bacon drippings. Sounds good.
I love that Montreal steak seasoning. I usually brush the steaks with a little canola oil, sprinkle on some Montreal seasoning, a sprinkle of kosher salt, and slap 'em on the grill or under the broiler. We had that for dinner Monday, with garlic mashed potatoes. Yummy!

Posole.

Ever try them? Real bacon, cured and smoked the Virginia way. Smithfield ham is world-reknown. Their url is probably http://www.smithfield.com

As for the grease, pour it into a can AFTER putting the can in the sink. Hold the pan over the sink and pour the grease into the can QUICKLY, — there’s no burn from splattered grease, minimum amount goes down the drain — let the can COOL in the sink, hold the can by the top with a napkin, 1) in case it’s still hot & 2) you’re less likely to spill or drop the can - your grip is firmer. Put the can in the fridge & scoop out a bit now & then for cooking. Fried potatoes, real corn fritters, corn bread, fried tomatoes, maybe cube some bread & make croutons.

Corn fritters: egg whites beaten until stiff, pinch salt and pepper, fold in fresh corn sliced off the cob that morning. Drop by large spoonfuls into the skillet with just enough grease to do the job & brown on both sides.