# HOT BAYWATCH BABES RUNNING DOWN THE BEACH NAKED!!!! ooolalaaaa **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 12, 2003, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-baywatch-babes-running-down-the-beach-naked-ooolalaaaa/212818 "2003-11-12T15:19:44Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 3:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-baywatch-babes-running-down-the-beach-naked-ooolalaaaa/212818/1 "2003-11-12T15:19:44Z")
when i first heard about it, i didnt believe it, but then i visited the website and holy $hit !!! i couldnt hold my self any longer… i had to run and get the water based lubricant, box of tissues, and close the blinds so that i could enjoy the exhilarating moment!!! check it out!!! Cecil enlightens the Teeming Millions _ **moderator’s notes:** replaced outwar url with link to straight dope homepage; banned user_ ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 4:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-baywatch-babes-running-down-the-beach-naked-ooolalaaaa/212818/2 "2003-11-12T16:10:27Z")
Whaaatt? You banned a perfectly respectable user who had lots of umm, valuable things to say! This isn’t spam! Where are the tissues? ---
**Author:** ![Lockz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Lockz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lockz)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-baywatch-babes-running-down-the-beach-naked-ooolalaaaa/212818/3 "2003-11-12T16:55:41Z")
Wow, **UncleBeer** , that’s a much better site then what the OP originally had up!! No, wait, what am I saying? Hmm … it’s a toughie. But why is the thread still open? Seems it’s a waste of time now that the OP’s banned. ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-baywatch-babes-running-down-the-beach-naked-ooolalaaaa/212818/4 "2003-11-12T17:10:01Z")
I opened the thread hoping this was someone being sarcastic. Thank you, UncleBeer, for catching this spaminator! I love seeing spammers thwarted. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Mac\_Guffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/2bfe46/32.png) [@Mac\_Guffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mac_Guffin)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-baywatch-babes-running-down-the-beach-naked-ooolalaaaa/212818/5 "2003-11-12T17:22:25Z")
Great jumpin jehosaphat, these dolts are thick. The makers of that game should be skinned, drawn, quartered, and burned. Their ashes should be scattered to the four winds. ---
**Author:** ![Bruce\_Daddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/85f322/32.png) [@Bruce\_Daddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bruce_Daddy)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 5:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-baywatch-babes-running-down-the-beach-naked-ooolalaaaa/212818/6 "2003-11-12T17:30:32Z")
> [@](#): > > water based lubricant This made me laugh. I’m not sure why. ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-baywatch-babes-running-down-the-beach-naked-ooolalaaaa/212818/7 "2003-11-12T17:37:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Bruce\_Daddy \* > \*\*This made me laugh. I’m not sure why. \*\* The only thing funnier would’ve been “corn oil”. Robin ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 5:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-baywatch-babes-running-down-the-beach-naked-ooolalaaaa/212818/8 "2003-11-12T17:40:54Z")
I always get the lube out when I read Cecil. ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-baywatch-babes-running-down-the-beach-naked-ooolalaaaa/212818/9 "2003-11-12T17:48:31Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by jjimm \* > \*\*I always get the lube out when I read Cecil. \*\* This from the man who started the whole “wedding ring up his nose” craze. 'nuff said. ---
**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 5:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-baywatch-babes-running-down-the-beach-naked-ooolalaaaa/212818/10 "2003-11-12T17:54:26Z")
Well seriously, **UncleBeer** has turned a shitty piece of spam into a work of comedic gold: > [@](#): > > i had to run and get the water based lubricant, box of tissues, and close the blinds so that i could enjoy the exhilarating moment!!! > > check it out!!! > > Cecil enlightens the Teeming Millions ---
**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-baywatch-babes-running-down-the-beach-naked-ooolalaaaa/212818/11 "2003-11-12T18:22:28Z")
**jjimm** honey, I was just teasing, honest! ---
**Author:** ![Rico](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rico/32/3582_2.png) [@Rico](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rico)\ **Post date:** [November 12, 2003, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-baywatch-babes-running-down-the-beach-naked-ooolalaaaa/212818/12 "2003-11-12T21:30:19Z")
I’m still waiting for the OP to tell us how many people we have to forward the message to before the hilarious video pops up on our screen…you know, the video that he can’t tell us what it is, but it’s SO hilarious that he had to get out the water-based… Oh, you heard this one already…