# Hot cops **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 29, 2007, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-cops/398011 "2007-03-29T18:13:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![pizzabrat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9c0ed/32.png) [@pizzabrat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pizzabrat)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2007, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-cops/398011/1 "2007-03-29T18:13:20Z")
are annoying. They’re hot so you want to gawk, but you can’t because they’re cops, and that’d be embarrassing. Still, they’re not as embarrassing as hot bums :o . ---
**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2007, 6:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-cops/398011/2 "2007-03-29T18:19:22Z")
[QUOTE=pizzabrat] are annoying. They’re hot so you want to gawk, but you can’t because they’re cops, and that’d be embarrassing. [/QUOTE] I gawk anyway. 🙂 It was especially nice when I lived right off OSU campus…I swear they only accept former models to work the campus. ---
**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2007, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-cops/398011/3 "2007-03-29T18:28:04Z")
I was going to say that I am not attracted to cops, partly because of the attitudes of some of my ex-police-officer relatives… but then I saw the female police officer at the gym last week. She was a sexy, fast-moving blur on the running track. All I saw was cleavage and blue clothing, but that was enough. ---
**Author:** ![SnakesCatLady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@SnakesCatLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnakesCatLady)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2007, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-cops/398011/4 "2007-03-29T18:30:34Z")
There is a motorcycle cop who sometimes works the hockey games - I swear if I was single I’d climb him and claim him for Spain! ---
**Author:** ![pinkfreud](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pinkfreud/32/17603_2.png) [@pinkfreud](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pinkfreud)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2007, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-cops/398011/5 "2007-03-29T18:37:16Z")
Every year at the Tulsa State Fair I gawk at the cute Sheriff’s deputies who patrol the fairgrounds on horseback. The horses are good-looking, too. Mmm, mmm. Few things are as pleasant as ogling handsome men riding horses. ---
**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2007, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-cops/398011/6 "2007-03-29T18:44:54Z")
Maybe they’re all in SoCal or something, but I (speaking as a dude) have never seen a single hot female cop in person up here in Northern CA. I’m sure they’re out there (and I’m not about to start increasing my brushes with the law to find them), but I’ve never run into one personally. If I do, though, let it be one of those bike cops! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2007, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-cops/398011/7 "2007-03-29T19:54:44Z")
Sorry. I’ll turn it down a notch. ---
**Author:** ![ZipperJJ](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/zipperjj/32/211_2.png) [@ZipperJJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ZipperJJ)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2007, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-cops/398011/8 "2007-03-29T19:57:58Z")
And who’s never seen a sitcom or movie that involves a bachelor/bachelorette party where the stripper is a cop? So now we all know what it looks like when a hot “cop” strips down and dances sexily in nothing but a holster and hat. Now I just have this picture of cops patrolling downtown, music starts playing, and _bam_ - tear-away pants! ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2007, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-cops/398011/9 "2007-03-29T19:58:34Z")
I still remember the hot latina cop I saw at my old apartments. Wow. Most of the lady cops I’ve seen were not the best examples of law enforcement. Some were even “Fat Cop” stereotypes. But occasionally there will be a real hottie. Especially amongst the cadets who lunch at the same tex-mex joint as me. ---
**Author:** ![Phlosphr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c68b51/32.png) [@Phlosphr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phlosphr)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2007, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-cops/398011/10 "2007-03-29T19:58:58Z")
[QUOTE=SnakesCatLady] There is a motorcycle cop who sometimes works the hockey games - I swear if I was single I’d climb him and claim him for Spain! [/QUOTE] **SCL** - YOU NAUGHTY LITTLE MINX! 😃 In my younger year when I was a man whor… :eek: … my wife may be reading this… Anyway, in my younger year I used to try and get pulled over by speeding past this very pretty blond bombshell of a cop. Finally, when I was least expecting it she pulled me over…My eyes where wide she could tell I was in awe, or embarassed and she only gave me a warning. I looked in the mirror after talking to her and I was blushing like a virgin prom date… LOL!! ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2007, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-cops/398011/11 "2007-03-29T20:31:12Z")
I thought this was gonna be a discussion of GOB Bluth. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2007, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-cops/398011/12 "2007-03-29T20:34:10Z")
God, add me to the list, too. NYS Troopers have the nicest hats and they look so damn good. I was gawking at one yesterday who’d pulled someone over. What could I do? He was pulled over right by the light! ---
**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2007, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-cops/398011/13 "2007-03-29T20:52:27Z")
[QUOTE=Happy Lendervedder] I thought this was gonna be a discussion of GOB Bluth. ☹ [/QUOTE] I thought he’d be mentioned before eleven posts. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2007, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-cops/398011/14 "2007-03-29T21:19:31Z")
While they are still pretty uncommon compared to male cops, SoCal definitley has a claim on some fine feminine law-enforcement cheetahs. If any such specimens are reading this, you can arrest me any day baby. Rowr! ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2007, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-cops/398011/15 "2007-03-29T22:25:10Z")
**Pizzabrat** , this is the second thread I see you’ve started about “attractiveness.” Is springtime getting your oats het up like it is mine? ---
**Author:** ![pizzabrat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e9c0ed/32.png) [@pizzabrat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pizzabrat)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2007, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-cops/398011/16 "2007-03-29T22:41:07Z")
[QUOTE=5-4-Fighting] **Pizzabrat** , this is the second thread I see you’ve started about “attractiveness.” Is springtime getting your oats het up like it is mine? [/QUOTE] This was the first one, actually. And maybe. ---
**Author:** ![Booker57](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Booker57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Booker57)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2007, 10:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-cops/398011/17 "2007-03-29T22:47:33Z")
NYS Trooper E. Birchhill. Totally hot and smart. ---
**Author:** ![descamisado](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e480ec/32.png) [@descamisado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/descamisado)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2007, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-cops/398011/18 "2007-03-29T23:00:29Z")
[QUOTE=pizzabrat] This was the first one, actually. And maybe. [/QUOTE] Oh, I thought you posted [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=414515). ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2007, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-cops/398011/19 "2007-03-29T23:02:08Z")
At my wife’s baby shower, she recieved [this shirt](http://www.sirblah.com/photo/view.php?album=Lindas%20Baby%20Shower&mode=&start=150&pic=DSC_6970.JPG&picindex=164) from both cops in the family (the two folks on either side of her). ---
**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2007, 11:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-cops/398011/20 "2007-03-29T23:08:06Z")
[QUOTE=5-4-Fighting] Oh, I thought you posted [this](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=414515). [/QUOTE] It seems like that would be “the second one”, going by timestamps. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-cops/398011.md?page=2)