# Hot cops **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 29, 2007, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-cops/398011 "2007-03-29T18:13:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2007, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-cops/398011/41 "2007-03-30T04:11:56Z")
[QUOTE=lissener] There was a dude on the bus the other night. Scary, ranting, smelled like an August sewer. But he had the most arresting eyes; Paul Newman material. Very odd experience. [/QUOTE] I saw someone like that once, too. Filthy, dirty…the kind of guy you avoid on the street when you’re a young girl. But he had these piercing blue eyes…I still remember his stare. They were something else. It was like I could see straight into him and inside, he was a totally different person - the exterior was merely the shell he wore. ---
**Author:** ![SnakesCatLady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4af34b/32.png) [@SnakesCatLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SnakesCatLady)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2007, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-cops/398011/42 "2007-03-30T04:17:59Z")
Don’t forget firefighters, ya’ll - yum! All three of my uncles were firefighters, and when we would go visit the family in Florida we would stop by the station, because one of the three was always on duty. I saw some prime examples of hotness when I was a teenager, but never got anywhere because they were all afraid of my uncles and my grandfather. ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2007, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-cops/398011/43 "2007-03-30T04:31:25Z")
[QUOTE=SnakesCatLady] Don’t forget firefighters, ya’ll - yum! [/QUOTE] Firefighters are a completely different category. These two SMOKING HOT, hunky, baby-faced, to die for firefighting cadets showed up at my door one morning a few weeks ago, and asked to come in to test my smoke detector button. So help me, I was this close to telling them they could push my button any time they wanted. ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2007, 6:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-cops/398011/44 "2007-03-30T06:38:52Z")
[QUOTE=matt\_mcl] These two SMOKING HOT, hunky, baby-faced, to die for firefighting cadets showed up at my door one morning a few weeks ago, and asked to come in to test my smoke detector button. [/QUOTE] Are you sure you just didn’t fall asleep watching porn? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2007, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-cops/398011/45 "2007-03-30T07:36:46Z")
Sexual attraction is generally not the emotion that comes to mind when I look at cops, especially given the illegal ticket I got at a speed trap recently. Which–illegal though it may be–will probably not be overturned: corruption runs deep in this town and the people at the top need money badly. BTW, **ArchiveGuy** , I live in Southern California and I don’t believe never met an attractive cop. Some of my drill sergeants on the other hand–_yow!_ And it must be noted that I met some _smokin’ hot_ paratroopers in Israel. PJ O’Rourke agrees with me that the Israeli uniforms for women are quite flattering. > [@Antinor01](#): > > Hah! Don’t you know that your little throw away line will have to be dissected for meaning, translated into other languages, have the etymology of each word analyzed and then eventually dissolve into a pit thread where you will be castigated for even having the audacity to exist? Since nobody has done it so far, I took the liberty of translating the offending text to German, back to English, then to Portuguese and finally back to English again for analysis. I got this suspicious little gem: > [@Babelfish](#): > > Goer of the pizza, this is the second line, that I it see, on the “attraction to have started.” The spring is receiving its het from oats above, as it is mine? “Goer”? “Line”? “Attraction”? This does not smell good at all, ladies and gentlemen. I wouldn’t trust this **5-4-Fighting** if I was in y’all’s shoes. > [@OBJECTION!!](#): > > Ahem. > > This thread is in desperate need of some cites. Brilliant username/post content combo. ---
**Author:** ![Wallenstein](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5a626/32.png) [@Wallenstein](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wallenstein)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2007, 8:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-cops/398011/46 "2007-03-30T08:19:08Z")
[QUOTE=Hal Briston] At my wife’s baby shower, she recieved [this shirt](http://www.sirblah.com/photo/view.php?album=Lindas%20Baby%20Shower&mode=&start=150&pic=DSC_6970.JPG&picindex=164) from both cops in the family (the two folks on either side of her). [/QUOTE] Yowser! The girl on the left can “take down my particulars” any time. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2007, 9:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-cops/398011/47 "2007-03-30T09:06:35Z")
[QUOTE=matt\_mcl] Firefighters are a completely different category. These two SMOKING HOT, hunky, baby-faced, to die for firefighting cadets showed up at my door one morning a few weeks ago, and asked to come in to test my smoke detector button. So help me, I was this close to telling them they could push my button any time they wanted. [/QUOTE] _boom-chicka-wow-wow…_😃 ---
**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2007, 9:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-cops/398011/48 "2007-03-30T09:09:04Z")
[QUOTE=matt\_mcl] Firefighters are a completely different category. These two SMOKING HOT, hunky, baby-faced, to die for firefighting cadets showed up at my door one morning a few weeks ago, and asked to come in to test my smoke detector button. So help me, I was this close to telling them they could push my button any time they wanted. [/QUOTE] Wow. If that actually happened to you, as other posters have already alluded to, that would truly be a nominee for the Porniest RL Moment in history. ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2007, 12:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-cops/398011/49 "2007-03-30T12:57:46Z")
[QUOTE=Happy Lendervedder] Are you sure you just didn’t fall asleep watching porn? 🙂 [/QUOTE] If it had been a porno dream, I would have been less sleep deprived and wearing cuter underwear. ---
**Author:** ![whiterabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/cab0a1/32.png) [@whiterabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whiterabbit)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2007, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-cops/398011/50 "2007-03-30T13:07:47Z")
There really is something to the “men in uniform” thing. Yowza. As for cops in particular…ahhhh. Al. The boyfriend of one of my little brother’s preschool teachers. Yes, it’s been a long time, seeing as said brother is turning 23 in a couple of days, but damn Al was freakin’ hot! He provided me with my first “Ah, yes, I do like guys,” moment. _going back in time and fanning nearly prepubescent self_ Oh, and he was really nice, too! [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-cops/398011.md?page=2)