# Hot dogs - from cock to turd **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 25, 2008, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-dogs-from-cock-to-turd/478645 "2008-12-25T11:35:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![NineToTheSky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5a626/32.png) [@NineToTheSky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NineToTheSky)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2008, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-dogs-from-cock-to-turd/478645/1 "2008-12-25T11:35:29Z")
How can anyone even countenance eating a hot dog? You’ve got this long semi floppy brown penis (quite often steaming) encased in a pale brown vagina. Then - get this - you put it in your mouth, and god help me - eat it. You _chew_ it and swallow it. But that’s not the end. Oh no. Sometime later, it comes back - it comes out of you. It comes out of you in pretty much the same form as it went in. Brown and quite floppy. So I suppose the cycle could begin all over again. ---
**Author:** ![mshar253](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/6de8d8/32.png) [@mshar253](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mshar253)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2008, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-dogs-from-cock-to-turd/478645/2 "2008-12-25T11:38:16Z")
If your hot dogs look like your shit, I think it’s time you consider a different retailer. ---
**Author:** ![bucketybuck](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/898d66/32.png) [@bucketybuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bucketybuck)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2008, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-dogs-from-cock-to-turd/478645/3 "2008-12-25T11:38:48Z")
> [@NineToTheSky](#): > > How can anyone even countenance eating a hot dog? You’ve got this long semi floppy brown penis (quite often steaming) encased in a pale brown vagina. Then - get this - you put it in your mouth, and god help me - eat it. You _chew_ it and swallow it. > . Its a practice aid for college girls then? ---
**Author:** ![drewbert](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/drewbert/32/15890_2.png) [@drewbert](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewbert)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2008, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-dogs-from-cock-to-turd/478645/4 "2008-12-25T14:28:13Z")
Duuude, what’d they spike _your_ egg nog with? ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tao_s_Revenge)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2008, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-dogs-from-cock-to-turd/478645/5 "2008-12-25T14:36:30Z")
> [@NineToTheSky](#): > > How can anyone even countenance eating a hot dog? You’ve got this long semi floppy brown penis (quite often steaming) encased in a pale brown vagina. Then - get this - you put it in your mouth, and god help me - eat it. You _chew_ it and swallow it. > > But that’s not the end. Oh no. Sometime later, it comes back - it comes out of you. It comes out of you in pretty much the same form as it went in. Brown and quite floppy. > > So I suppose the cycle could begin all over again. Are you asexual? Wouldn’t putting a penis or a vagina in your mouth be considered good by a sizable population? At any rate if it’s the penis resemblance that bothers you. I’ve [got you covered](http://noolmusic.com/my_video/hot_dogs_for_homophobes_-_internet_video.php).(warning video) That said the cheap hot dogs are nasty. I prefer romen noodles to those. ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2008, 2:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-dogs-from-cock-to-turd/478645/6 "2008-12-25T14:41:50Z")
> [@NineToTheSky](#): > > How can anyone even countenance eating a hot dog? You’ve got this long semi floppy brown penis (quite often steaming) encased in a pale brown vagina. Then - get this - you put it in your mouth, and god help me - eat it. You _chew_ it and swallow it. Wait’ll we tell you what’s _in_ them. Mmmmm, snouts and anuses. ---
**Author:** ![NineToTheSky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5a626/32.png) [@NineToTheSky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NineToTheSky)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2008, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-dogs-from-cock-to-turd/478645/7 "2008-12-25T14:59:39Z")
> [@The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](#): > > Are you asexual? Wouldn’t putting a penis or a vagina in your mouth be considered good by a sizable population? Yeah, but chewing? And both at the same time? I sure as hell wouldn’t want to be your partner. :eek: ETA: A vagina \*in \*your mouth? Actually, on second thoughts: do invite me round. It may be interesting. ---
**Author:** ![bufftabby](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/77aa72/32.png) [@bufftabby](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bufftabby)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2008, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-dogs-from-cock-to-turd/478645/8 "2008-12-25T15:06:53Z")
Wait, there’s a single food where I can get my daily allowance of floppy penis, meaty vagina, snouts, and anuses? Sign me up! Srsly, hot dogs are an abomination. The closest I get is an all-beef corn dog (mmm! You can really taste the tails!) or some kielbasa. ---
**Author:** ![Broomstick](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/broomstick/32/246_2.png) [@Broomstick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Broomstick)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2008, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-dogs-from-cock-to-turd/478645/9 "2008-12-25T15:44:38Z")
> [@Q.E.D](#): > > Wait’ll we tell you what’s _in_ them. Mmmmm, snouts and anuses. I always heard it as “lips and assholes” ---
**Author:** ![BubbaDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bubbadog/32/333_2.png) [@BubbaDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BubbaDog)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2008, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-dogs-from-cock-to-turd/478645/10 "2008-12-25T15:45:12Z")
I agree with **NineToTheSky**. That’s why I prefer a more reasonable food like fish tacos. What? ---
**Author:** ![Kalhoun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/3bc359/32.png) [@Kalhoun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kalhoun)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2008, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-dogs-from-cock-to-turd/478645/11 "2008-12-25T15:47:59Z")
> [@Q.E.D](#): > > Wait’ll we tell you what’s _in_ them. Mmmmm, snouts and anuses. Nope. It’s dicks and vaginas. Hence, the similarities. ---
**Author:** ![Q.E.D](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/51bf81/32.png) [@Q.E.D](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.E.D)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2008, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-dogs-from-cock-to-turd/478645/12 "2008-12-25T16:00:26Z")
> [@Broomstick](#): > > I always heard it as “lips and assholes” Silly! You can’t grind up a hole. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Olentzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/90ced4/32.png) [@Olentzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olentzero)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2008, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-dogs-from-cock-to-turd/478645/13 "2008-12-25T16:13:37Z")
Oh, I wish I were an Os-car Mey-er wiener… ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2008, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-dogs-from-cock-to-turd/478645/14 "2008-12-25T16:27:54Z")
You don’t like hot dogs? Even with chili, mustard and onions (sauerkraut optional)? More for us, then!!! ---
**Author:** ![SmartAleq](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smartaleq/32/163_2.png) [@SmartAleq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmartAleq)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2008, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-dogs-from-cock-to-turd/478645/15 "2008-12-25T16:29:58Z")
> [@Q.E.D](#): > > Silly! You can’t grind up a hole. 😛 We call that part “beef donuts.” My SO is unreasonably fond of hot dogs, eats them all the time, often with diarrhetic chili spooned over the dick part. I’m not crazy about them myself, mostly because they have an insane amount of fat packed into a small volume. Urp. ---
**Author:** ![guizot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guizot/32/3636_2.png) [@guizot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/guizot)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2008, 4:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-dogs-from-cock-to-turd/478645/16 "2008-12-25T16:33:51Z")
> [@SmartAleq](#): > > I’m not crazy about them myself, mostly because they have an insane amount of fat packed into a small volume. Urp. I don’t eat them because I have no idea what’s inside them. “All beef” could mean they throw in the tail. ---
**Author:** ![Valgard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/7feea3/32.png) [@Valgard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Valgard)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2008, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-dogs-from-cock-to-turd/478645/17 "2008-12-25T16:35:37Z")
Don’t tell Kirk Cameron about this. Oh wait, that was a banana. Never mind. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tao_s_Revenge)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2008, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-dogs-from-cock-to-turd/478645/18 "2008-12-25T16:35:58Z")
> [@NineToTheSky](#): > > Yeah, but chewing? And both at the same time? I sure as hell wouldn’t want to be your partner. :eek: > > ETA: A vagina \*in \*your mouth? > > Actually, on second thoughts: do invite me round. It may be interesting. I see someone doesn’t like it rough.😛 ---
**Author:** ![SmartAleq](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smartaleq/32/163_2.png) [@SmartAleq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmartAleq)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2008, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-dogs-from-cock-to-turd/478645/19 "2008-12-25T16:39:26Z")
> [@guizot](#): > > I don’t eat them because I have no idea what’s inside them. “All beef” could mean they throw in the tail. Oh hon, the tail is nothing, tails are tasty, especially in soup. No, it’s the lips and the donuts and the pizzles and the other even less savory parts that have me looking askance at the tube steak section of the grocery store. Ever read the label on a package of chorizo? They’re friggin’ PROUD of what they put in that shit and it’s an eye opener as well as a gag inducer. Bonus! :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Zsofia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/7bcc69/32.png) [@Zsofia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zsofia)\ **Post date:** [December 25, 2008, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-dogs-from-cock-to-turd/478645/20 "2008-12-25T17:04:06Z")
> [@guizot](#): > > I don’t eat them because I have no idea what’s inside them. “All beef” could mean they throw in the tail. If you ever read the label, you’d know that generally, what’s in it is skeletal muscle. AKA meat. Not lungs and esophagusssuses. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-dogs-from-cock-to-turd/478645.md?page=2)