# Hot dogs - from cock to turd **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [December 25, 2008, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-dogs-from-cock-to-turd/478645 "2008-12-25T11:35:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Omegaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e480ec/32.png) [@Omegaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omegaman)\ **Post date:** [December 26, 2008, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-dogs-from-cock-to-turd/478645/61 "2008-12-26T18:56:22Z")
Wieinie lovers unite!!! I present to you, my fellow dopians, The Ultimate Hot Dog Sellers!!! > **[Wienerschnitzel Premium Hot Dogs - The World's Largest Hot Dog Chain](https://www.wienerschnitzel.com)** > > Wienerschnitzel serving Hot Dog, Chili Cheese-Burgers, Corn Dogs, Chili, Tastee-Freez, and Breakfast. More than 320 quick-serve restaurants in 11 states. And yes, It is the worlds most wanted wiener. ---
**Author:** ![MsRobyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/90ced4/32.png) [@MsRobyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MsRobyn)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2008, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-dogs-from-cock-to-turd/478645/62 "2008-12-27T03:46:18Z")
I add the seasoning packet to the water when the water’s boiling and before I put the ramen in. Then I dump the water. This way, I get the noodly goodness without all the salt. I’ve also been known to add kosher hot dog and whatever veggies I’ve got in the fridge. Yummy and (quasi) healthy! Robin ---
**Author:** ![Spiny\_Norman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@Spiny\_Norman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiny_Norman)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2008, 4:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-dogs-from-cock-to-turd/478645/63 "2008-12-27T04:47:34Z")
> [@Omegaman](#): > > Wieinie lovers unite!!! > > I present to you, my fellow dopians, The Ultimate Hot Dog Sellers!!! > [Wienerschnitzel Premium Hot Dogs - The World's Largest Hot Dog Chain](http://www.wienerschnitzel.com/locations.php) > > And yes, It is the worlds most wanted wiener. They’re not bad at all, but I do beg to differ on the “ultimate”. The ultimate hotdog sellers peddle their wares from white carts (“pølsevogne”) in Copenhagen, with the clearly inspired assortment of condiments: Sweet mustard, ketchup, crunchy onions, raw onions, pickles sliced cucumbers and of course the secret ingredient: “Remoulade”, the condiment of the gods. Research shows they can be felt on your breath 30 seconds before you decide to buy one. And Danes abroad long for these bad enough that a pølsevogn has been installed in the luggage retrieval area of Copenhagen airport, so you can get your fix before your suitcase is even unloaded. ---
**Author:** ![bump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7c8e57/32.png) [@bump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bump)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2008, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-dogs-from-cock-to-turd/478645/64 "2008-12-27T15:40:14Z")
> [@SmartAleq](#): > > Ever read the label on a package of chorizo? They’re friggin’ PROUD of what they put in that shit and it’s an eye opener as well as a gag inducer. Bonus! :dubious: I made my wife almost puke once when we had chorizo & egg breakfast tacos, and I said “Hey- I’m curious… I want to see what’s in chorizo- read me the label!” (I knew what was in them) … mmmmm… pork salivary glands… Of course, there’s also the “Penrose Firecracker” hot sausage typically sold at convenience stores. It’s dyed a sort of radioactive red, and has as the first ingredient “Beef”, and as the second: Beef Lips. Yep… for some reason the makers saw fit to call out the lips separate from the more generic “Beef”. ---
**Author:** ![Justin\_Bailey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/justin_bailey/32/8792_2.png) [@Justin\_Bailey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Bailey)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2008, 5:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-dogs-from-cock-to-turd/478645/65 "2008-12-27T17:07:21Z")
Jesus Christ, **NineToTheSky** continues his fucking douchebaggery trolling of this board. How he hasn’t been banned yet is beyond me. And if he’s serious with all this shit… - “Why do we need to swear? It’s so rude.” - “Horror movie fans are perverts” - “Hot dogs look like penises, vaginas and poo all at the same time!” …then he needs to be fucking committed. ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2008, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-dogs-from-cock-to-turd/478645/66 "2008-12-27T17:18:13Z")
> [@bump](#): > > I made my wife almost puke once when we had chorizo & egg breakfast tacos, and I said “Hey- I’m curious… I want to see what’s in chorizo- read me the label!” > > (I knew what was in them) > > … mmmmm… pork salivary glands… > > Of course, there’s also the “Penrose Firecracker” hot sausage typically sold at convenience stores. It’s dyed a sort of radioactive red, and has as the first ingredient “Beef”, and as the second: > Beef Lips. > > Yep… for some reason the makers saw fit to call out the lips separate from the more generic “Beef”. Look at [headcheese](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Head_cheese). Fricassee of face. ---
**Author:** ![NineToTheSky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5a626/32.png) [@NineToTheSky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NineToTheSky)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2008, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-dogs-from-cock-to-turd/478645/67 "2008-12-27T17:27:30Z")
> [@Justin\_Bailey](#): > > Jesus Christ, **NineToTheSky** continues his fucking douchebaggery trolling of this board. How he hasn’t been banned yet is beyond me. And if he’s serious with all this shit… > > - “Why do we need to swear? It’s so rude.” > - “Horror movie fans are perverts” > - “Hot dogs look like penises, vaginas and poo all at the same time!” > > …then he needs to be fucking committed. I’m very sorry if I’ve offended your delicate sensibilities. If you actually read those first two threads you’d see that I never never said we shouldn’t swear because it’s rude. Other people said I said that, and I spent inordinate amounts of time requoting many of my posts where I’d actually said the opposite. I said in some cases it was _lazy_. In fact, you’ want to be a completist, you’ve left out my very first thread which was about fuck all. I never said horror movie fans were perverts. I said torture movie fans were - and I still stick to that. This thread I just thought I’d inject some anti-Xmas frippery. It wasn’t intended to be delicate. If you want me banned for that, please report me. But I thought this sort of thing is allowed here. Again, I apologise if I have offended you. We’ve just had the latest Top Gear where they go to the USA and Jeremy Clarkson bemoans the Americans lack of irony and humour. I think he must have had you in mind. ---
**Author:** ![Justin\_Bailey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/justin_bailey/32/8792_2.png) [@Justin\_Bailey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Bailey)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2008, 5:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-dogs-from-cock-to-turd/478645/68 "2008-12-27T17:38:59Z")
> [@NineToTheSky](#): > > I never said horror movie fans were perverts. I said torture movie fans were - and I still stick to that. > > This thread I just thought I’d inject some anti-Xmas frippery. It wasn’t intended to be delicate. If you want me banned for that, please report me. But I thought this sort of thing is allowed here. Again, I apologise if I have offended you. We’ve just had the latest Top Gear where they go to the USA and Jeremy Clarkson bemoans the Americans lack of irony and humour. I think he must have had you in mind. Bull and shit. You are a pimple on the ass of this board and a masterful troll. Because you stir up moronic or just plain infalmmatory shit and then when you get called on you retreat to the “hyperbole” excuse. You go right up to the line but don’t cross it. However, you’re still an ass hole. And tell me, what the fuck is ironic about a juvenile Pit thread about hot dogs looking like shit and penises and vaginas? And learn how to fucking spell! Humorous (and every other “or” word) doesn’t need th extra “u” shit. American English is the language of the world and using retarded Britishisms just makes you look like a wanker. ---
**Author:** ![NineToTheSky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5a626/32.png) [@NineToTheSky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NineToTheSky)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2008, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-dogs-from-cock-to-turd/478645/69 "2008-12-27T17:47:31Z")
> [@Justin\_Bailey](#): > > Bull and shit. > > You are a pimple on the ass of this board and a masterful troll. Because you stir up moronic or just plain infalmmatory shit and then when you get called on you retreat to the “hyperbole” excuse. You go right up to the line but don’t cross it. > > However, you’re still an ass hole. And tell me, what the fuck is ironic about a juvenile Pit thread about hot dogs looking like shit and penises and vaginas? > > And learn how to fucking spell! Humorous (and every other “or” word) doesn’t need th extra “u” shit. American English is the language of the world and using retarded Britishisms just makes you look like a wanker. For what it’s worth - and I’d guess to you, it’s very little - I really don’t have any intention to troll. And I’d say there’s a little bit pot calling here. Doesn’t a thread title like > [@](#): > > Fuck: A fucking film about the fucking origin and the fucking use of the word fuck seem a little similar? If all it takes to get you spouting vitriol to the extent that you have here, you must have a fairly short fuse. ---
**Author:** ![Justin\_Bailey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/justin_bailey/32/8792_2.png) [@Justin\_Bailey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Bailey)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2008, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-dogs-from-cock-to-turd/478645/70 "2008-12-27T17:56:05Z")
> [@NineToTheSky](#): > > For what it’s worth - and I’d guess to you, it’s very little - I really don’t have any intention to troll. And I’d say there’s a little bit pot calling here. Doesn’t a thread title like “Fuck: A fucking film about the fucking origin and the fucking use of the word fuck” seem a little similar? Similar to what? Your second grade “hot dogs look like penises” crap? The fuck thread was a discussion about a documentary film titled “Fuck” that traced the origins and current usages of the word “fuck.” The colorful thread title was an attempt to pull people in. But apparently no one else saw it but me and the thread died a quick death. > [@NineToTheSky](#): > > If it all it takes to get you spouting vitriol to the extent that you have here, you must have a fairly short fuse. I am actually ridiculously calm in real life. You just piss the ever living fuck out of me here. ---
**Author:** ![NineToTheSky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5a626/32.png) [@NineToTheSky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NineToTheSky)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2008, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-dogs-from-cock-to-turd/478645/71 "2008-12-27T18:21:25Z")
**Justin\_Bailey** : > [@](#): > > The colorful thread title was an attempt to pull people in. Isn’t that a form of trollery and hyperbole? Again in the torture movie thread, I apologised for my OTT title because I acknowledged that it was provocative. A lot of us use provocation here to get attention - including, apparently, by your own admission, yourself. > [@](#): > > _You just piss the ever living fuck out of me here_. I suggest you use your ignore function then, because I’m afraid I’m not going to stop posting here, and I can’t change my character. But I do want to emphasise that it has never been my intention to deliberately anger anyone here; provoke, as we have both admitted - perhaps, but not anger. I do understand how I might, but then, this being a well populated message board, you’re going to get all sorts, and some people, intentionally or unintentionally, are going to wind you up. And I obviously understand that those people in this environment are likely to tell you. That’s life. ---
**Author:** ![Justin\_Bailey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/justin_bailey/32/8792_2.png) [@Justin\_Bailey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Bailey)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2008, 6:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-dogs-from-cock-to-turd/478645/72 "2008-12-27T18:28:57Z")
> [@NineToTheSky](#): > > **Justin\_Bailey** : “The colorful thread title was an attempt to pull people in.” > > Isn’t that a form of trollery and hyperbole?. Why? The fucking movie was about the fucking word and it featured the word fuck over 800 times! Of course the word fuck would be prominent in my thread title and discussion. How is it trolling to accurately describe a movie? ---
**Author:** ![NineToTheSky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5a626/32.png) [@NineToTheSky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NineToTheSky)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2008, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-dogs-from-cock-to-turd/478645/73 "2008-12-27T18:33:07Z")
> [@Justin\_Bailey](#): > > Why? The fucking movie was about the fucking word and it featured the word fuck over 800 times! Of course the word fuck would be prominent in my thread title and discussion. > > How is it trolling to accurately describe a movie? Because you, in so many words > [@](#): > > The colorful thread title was an attempt to pull people in. described it as such. ---
**Author:** ![I\_Have\_Hippos\_In\_My\_Garden](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/4491bb/32.png) [@I\_Have\_Hippos\_In\_My\_Garden](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/I_Have_Hippos_In_My_Garden)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2008, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-dogs-from-cock-to-turd/478645/74 "2008-12-27T19:32:47Z")
> [@](#): > > And learn how to fucking spell! Humorous (and every other “or” word) doesn’t need th extra “u” shit. American English is the language of the world and using retarded Britishisms just makes you look like a wanker. What a ridiculous comment. Some of us on here are British and so of course are not going to spell like Americans. That would be like pretending to speak with an American accent-stupid. I suggest you learn to have some tolerance \*\*Justin\_Bailey \*\*, and a little less ignorance. ---
**Author:** ![Justin\_Bailey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/justin_bailey/32/8792_2.png) [@Justin\_Bailey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Bailey)\ **Post date:** [December 27, 2008, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-dogs-from-cock-to-turd/478645/75 "2008-12-27T19:37:58Z")
> [@I\_Have\_Hippos\_In\_My\_Garden](#): > > What a ridiculous comment. Some of us on here are British and so of course are not going to spell like Americans. That would be like pretending to speak with an American accent-stupid. I suggest you learn to have some tolerance \*\*Justin\_Bailey \*\*, and a little less ignorance. Ironical humo(u)r you piker, look it up. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-dogs-from-cock-to-turd/478645.md?page=3)