# Hot Geek Action!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-geek-action/252798>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [June 30, 2004, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-geek-action/252798 "2004-06-30T00:32:24Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
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**Author:** ![sturmhauke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47c2d/32.png) [@sturmhauke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sturmhauke)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2004, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-geek-action/252798/1 "2004-06-30T00:32:24Z")

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I was looking at Craig’s List for a job when I stumbled on this [rather strange entry:](http://losangeles.craigslist.org/tch/35093048.html)

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> You must be over 18.
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> You can be described as a “Tech Girl”, “Geek Chick” or “Network Ops Cutie”.
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> You need a pleasant speaking voice and able to talk “tech”.
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> Calls can become sensual so you need to be ok with that.

“What in the hell?” says I, so I look up their website (don’t worry mods, there’s no pr0n) and I find [this:](http://www.askthetechgirl.com/)

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> What is “Ask The Tech Girl”?
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> If you like sexy, smart, strong girls with superior tech skills, you are in luck.
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> “Ask The Tech Girl” gives you the rare opportunity to talk live to a super smart, sometimes snarky and always sexy tech girl, geek chick or network ops cutie.
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> The next time you need tech support, why not spice it up a little? Call our toll free number and find out why we say “We Give Good Tech”…

So I guess you call them if your computer’s broken and you’re lonely. I wonder if they got the idea from [Sluggy…](http://sluggy.com/daily.php?date=030623&mode=weekly)

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**Author:** ![FilmGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/b19c9b/32.png) [@FilmGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FilmGeek)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2004, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-geek-action/252798/2 "2004-06-30T23:45:24Z")

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Tina scares me. ☹

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**Author:** ![Podkayne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/edb3f5/32.png) [@Podkayne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Podkayne)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2004, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-geek-action/252798/3 "2004-07-01T01:33:22Z")

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Dude, I give that away for free.

People phone me up, and ask stupid questions. I read physics equations to them. Then I ask if they’ve been naughty.  
No, you can’t have my number.

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**Author:** ![Chairman\_Pow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/838e76/32.png) [@Chairman\_Pow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chairman_Pow)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2004, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-geek-action/252798/4 "2004-07-01T01:46:10Z")

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> [@Podkayne](#):
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> Dude, I give that away for free.
> 
> People phone me up, and ask stupid questions. I read physics equations to them. Then I ask if they’ve been naughty.  
> No, you can’t have my number.

You’re not one of those naughty reference librarians I see in the movies, are you?

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**Author:** ![Tastes\_of\_Chocolate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tastes_of_chocolate/32/3232_2.png) [@Tastes\_of\_Chocolate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tastes_of_Chocolate)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2004, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-geek-action/252798/5 "2004-07-01T03:30:08Z")

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Some how it doesn’t seem worth the job for $0.75/minute.

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**Author:** ![Brainiac4](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/brainiac4/32/3534_2.png) [@Brainiac4](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brainiac4)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2004, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-geek-action/252798/6 "2004-07-01T03:30:32Z")

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Just you wait until she takes the glasses off and lets down her hair.

_bowchicka bowchicka bowchickachickabow…_

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**Author:** ![umop\_ap\_sdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/dbc845/32.png) [@umop\_ap\_sdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/umop_ap_sdn)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2004, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-geek-action/252798/7 "2004-07-01T05:57:42Z")

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> [@Brainiac4](#):
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> Just you wait until she takes the glasses off

Nah, what fun is that? I say leave 'em on. Letting the hair down is a good idea though… _savoring mental image_ 😃

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**Author:** ![glass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ac8455/32.png) [@glass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glass)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2004, 7:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-geek-action/252798/8 "2004-07-01T07:41:07Z")

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What is it with guys and four-eyed chicks? “All the better to SEE you with my dear”? \<said in her most feminine wolf-like voice\>

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**Author:** ![Brainiac4](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/brainiac4/32/3534_2.png) [@Brainiac4](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Brainiac4)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2004, 12:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-geek-action/252798/9 "2004-07-01T12:05:03Z")

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> [@glass](#):
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> What is it with guys and four-eyed chicks?

I’m not sure. I do find \*\*Dangerosa \*\*to be very sexy in her glasses (which she rarely wears), but I don’t think that glasses necessarily make all women more attractive. I think it depends on the individual. Glasses are a kind of ornamentation, and on some people, they look good. Kind of like earrings – some women (and men, I guess) look good with little stud (:)) earrings, some with big ol’ hoop earrings, and so on.

Or maybe I’ve just been programmed by movies to believe that woman with glasses=hot.

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2004, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-geek-action/252798/10 "2004-07-01T14:01:28Z")

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Birds and stones, man, birds and stones.

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**Author:** ![Chairman\_Pow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/838e76/32.png) [@Chairman\_Pow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chairman_Pow)\
**Post date:** [July 1, 2004, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-geek-action/252798/11 "2004-07-01T14:11:44Z")

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> [@Brainiac4](#):
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> Or maybe I’ve just been programmed by movies to believe that woman with glasses=hot.

Naw dude, woman with glasses = chick that is all proper on the outside, but a screaming, moaning sex-kitten on the inside. Either that or someone in need of a little lovin’ to make them give up their stodgy, proper ways.
