# Hot Monkey Love Day is November 23 **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 20, 2009, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-monkey-love-day-is-november-23/518288 "2009-11-20T15:05:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2009, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-monkey-love-day-is-november-23/518288/1 "2009-11-20T15:05:36Z")
Just so you’re not caught with your pants down…er, or up I guess. Fairly straightforward holiday: Find a willing celebrant, and make hot monkey love this coming Monday. Bananas are optional. Enjoy! ---
**Author:** ![Debon\_Err](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7ea924/32.png) [@Debon\_Err](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Debon_Err)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2009, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-monkey-love-day-is-november-23/518288/2 "2009-11-20T15:10:54Z")
It’s the most wonderful time of the year! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Yorikke](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yorikke/32/4335_2.png) [@Yorikke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yorikke)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2009, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-monkey-love-day-is-november-23/518288/3 "2009-11-20T16:07:16Z")
Bananas are NOT optional. Joe ---
**Author:** ![Khadaji](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2009, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-monkey-love-day-is-november-23/518288/4 "2009-11-20T16:08:10Z")
Looks like I’m going to miss out again! ☹ ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2009, 4:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-monkey-love-day-is-november-23/518288/5 "2009-11-20T16:17:07Z")
Looks like I’m celebrating a day early. Ah well. I have a lousy sense of timing. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2009, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-monkey-love-day-is-november-23/518288/6 "2009-11-20T17:15:22Z")
Give 'til it hurts. ---
**Author:** ![Giles](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giles/32/60_2.png) [@Giles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giles)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2009, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-monkey-love-day-is-november-23/518288/7 "2009-11-20T17:22:01Z")
But where do you find a hot monkey, in this part of the world in November? ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2009, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-monkey-love-day-is-november-23/518288/8 "2009-11-20T17:44:07Z")
> [@Giles](#): > > But where do you find a hot monkey, in this part of the world in November? I dunno…Is Palin still doing her book tour? ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2009, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-monkey-love-day-is-november-23/518288/9 "2009-11-20T17:49:17Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > Give 'til it hurts. Erect a long, hard object. No, wait. That’s Festivus. ---
**Author:** ![Giles](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giles/32/60_2.png) [@Giles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giles)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2009, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-monkey-love-day-is-november-23/518288/10 "2009-11-20T17:55:45Z")
> [@Inigo\_Montoya](#): > > I dunno…Is Palin still doing her book tour? Right – unless you are a creationist, you’d have to classify her as a monkey. And she is indeed doing a booksigning locally this evening. ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [November 20, 2009, 6:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-monkey-love-day-is-november-23/518288/11 "2009-11-20T18:02:50Z")
Well there you go! _Love that hot monkey_! ---
**Author:** ![Serenata67](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/serenata67/32/10646_2.png) [@Serenata67](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Serenata67)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2009, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-monkey-love-day-is-november-23/518288/12 "2009-11-21T01:39:32Z")
I’m looking forward to peeling my fiance’s banana! ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2009, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-monkey-love-day-is-november-23/518288/13 "2009-11-21T01:47:51Z")
No fair! The wife is in Japan until the 24th. Oh well, this IS Bangkok. Maybe I can find a temp. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![blondebear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blondebear/32/1022_2.png) [@blondebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/blondebear)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2009, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-monkey-love-day-is-november-23/518288/14 "2009-11-21T01:48:41Z")
I burning AND f\*\*king your monkey! ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2009, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-monkey-love-day-is-november-23/518288/15 "2009-11-21T01:49:59Z")
> [@Siam\_Sam](#): > > No fair! The wife is in Japan until the 24th. > > Oh well, this IS Bangkok. Maybe I can find a temp. 😃 > [@blondebear](#): > > I burning AND f\*\*king your monkey! May have to spank mine. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![EvilTOJ](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ee59a6/32.png) [@EvilTOJ](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EvilTOJ)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2009, 7:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-monkey-love-day-is-november-23/518288/16 "2009-11-21T07:52:29Z")
I’ll be peeling my banana alone. Again. ---
**Author:** ![Eonwe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eonwe/32/240_2.png) [@Eonwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eonwe)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2009, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-monkey-love-day-is-november-23/518288/17 "2009-11-21T23:40:23Z")
Not possible . . . I’ll have just gotten home from a week long visit to my partner in hot monkey love. Damn! If only I’d have known, I might have extended the trip one more day. ---
**Author:** ![Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/13edae/32.png) [@Stranger\_On\_A\_Train](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stranger_On_A_Train)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2009, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-monkey-love-day-is-november-23/518288/18 "2009-11-21T23:43:58Z")
Great. Yet another fucking holiday I can’t participate is. Rejection Day is August 16th (opposite St. Valentine’s Day). Now, that is a holiday I can totally get on board with. Stranger ---
**Author:** ![Finally](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/67e7ee/32.png) [@Finally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Finally)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2009, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-monkey-love-day-is-november-23/518288/19 "2009-11-21T23:56:53Z")
Oh if only. I’m in the ‘probably no hot monkey sex’ group this evening. ---
**Author:** ![matt\_mcl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/7ab992/32.png) [@matt\_mcl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/matt_mcl)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2009, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-monkey-love-day-is-november-23/518288/20 "2009-11-22T02:01:51Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > Looks like I’m celebrating a day early. Ah well. I have a lousy sense of timing. You’re not the only one. 😃 (Well, we can logically assume that if you’re celebrating this at all, you’re not the only one. You know what I meant.) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-monkey-love-day-is-november-23/518288.md?page=2)