# Hot or Not!!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-or-not/723905>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [June 30, 2015, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-or-not/723905 "2015-06-30T21:15:14Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 18\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2015, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-or-not/723905/41 "2015-07-03T04:18:31Z")

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> [@VinylTurnip](#):
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> It’s “hear.” And “soary.”

And “eh”.  
I am a HOT mess.

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**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2015, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-or-not/723905/42 "2015-07-03T04:21:35Z")

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> [@Count\_Blucher](#):
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> Look, I really shouldn’t post a picture of myself on the internet, but if you want to know, here goes.
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> [imgur.com/t/countblucher1](http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/enhanced/webdr06/2013/6/25/10/anigif_enhanced-buzz-2504-1372170292-7.gif)

You know what they say about big feet.  
Gallery:

[http://www.nouilles.info/sdpix/gallery\_home.html](http://www.nouilles.info/sdpix/gallery_home.html)

Thread:

[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=539257](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=539257)

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**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2015, 7:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-or-not/723905/43 "2015-07-03T07:27:42Z")

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I have always been unpopular and overlooked. I attribute many things to this phenomenon, but one of them is how dull and unappealing I look, with a poor collection of features, terrible posture, and a generally dour facial expression. Stupid uncontrollable hair, which went prematurely grey, and then losing it from age 30 really didn’t help.

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**Author:** ![scootergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e99b99/32.png) [@scootergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scootergirl)\
**Post date:** [July 3, 2015, 7:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-or-not/723905/44 "2015-07-03T07:32:05Z")

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I don’t know. What I am is fearless and adventurous in various different ways.  
There’s a photobucket album of me on page 20 of “Yet ANOTHER picture thread? Trying to revive an online Portrait Gallery” in MPSIMS.

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**Author:** ![Arabella\_Flynn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8491ac/32.png) [@Arabella\_Flynn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arabella_Flynn)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2015, 12:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-or-not/723905/45 "2015-07-04T00:32:15Z")

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> [@Hedda\_Rosa](#):
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> Apparently I am objectively hot.
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> I see myself in the mirror and I just look like myself, but eventually enough people tell you something and you take it for truth. This is not vanity; this is just accepting as real information provided by others.

Pretty much this. Your own assessment of yourself is one thing, and the assessments provided by other people are quite another. Other people inform me that I am hot. Enough strangers stop me on the street to deliver this message that I am no longer surprised by it.

Last time this poll came around I gave myself maybe an 8, on the basis that if I’m paid to pose for pictures I’m probably pretty attractive. It was then rather patiently pointed out that almost no one gets paid to pose for pictures, and I might want to reassess. I gave my Twitter link out here once, and the header photo got some comments that could be reasonably paraphrased as ‘hubba hubba’.

I keep a general portfolio gallery and let people tag me on Facebook, where I exist under my [stage name](https://www.facebook.com/circe.rowan/photos_albums). Y’all can judge for yourselves.

Just as a side note, I have noticed that most people will rate themselves significantly lower than others do. I have no idea if this is a genuine difference in perception, or cultural pressure to be humble about it, or a mix of the two.

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**Author:** ![Surly\_Chick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@Surly\_Chick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Surly_Chick)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2015, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-or-not/723905/46 "2015-07-04T01:30:43Z")

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I’m slightly better than average but definitely not hot. However, I do have a killer smile (thanks to braces and whitening). Or so I’ve been told.

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2015, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-or-not/723905/47 "2015-07-04T03:08:14Z")

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> [@GrumpyBunny](#):
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> I’m too girl-next-door for that.

“Girl-next-door” is often hotter than “glamorous”. 🙂

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**Author:** ![LH75](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lh75/32/4438_2.png) [@LH75](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LH75)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2015, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-or-not/723905/48 "2015-07-05T12:26:50Z")

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I am a chunky little old guy with very rapidly thinning hair and glasses

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2015, 12:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-or-not/723905/49 "2015-07-05T12:36:34Z")

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> [@LH75](#):
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> I am a chunky little old guy with very rapidly thinning hair and glasses

[Chicks dig that look.](http://www.cacklehatchery.com/images/Copy_of_cacklemainchick1.jpg)

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**Author:** ![gigi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a587f6/32.png) [@gigi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gigi)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2015, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-or-not/723905/50 "2015-07-05T14:49:30Z")

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> [@LH75](#):
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> I am a chunky little old guy with very rapidly thinning hair and glasses

And…hot or not?

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**Author:** ![LH75](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lh75/32/4438_2.png) [@LH75](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LH75)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2015, 1:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-or-not/723905/51 "2015-07-07T13:07:42Z")

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> [@gigi](#):
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> And…hot or not?

I would say [probably not](http://i1217.photobucket.com/albums/dd384/longhair75/beard.jpg)

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2015, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-or-not/723905/52 "2015-07-07T13:27:15Z")

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> [@Hedda\_Rosa](#):
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> Apparently I am objectively hot.
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> I see myself in the mirror and I just look like myself, but eventually enough people tell you something and you take it for truth. This is not vanity; this is just accepting as real information provided by others.

I’ll go along with this reasoning, but it leads me to the opposite conclusion. Enough people have not told me I’m hot to make me conclude that I’m not.

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**Author:** ![Honey](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/honey/32/5074_2.png) [@Honey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Honey)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2015, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-or-not/723905/53 "2015-07-07T14:38:38Z")

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When you’re my age the term is MILF. I’ve been told I’m a MILF. 😉

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**Author:** ![Fubaya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@Fubaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fubaya)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2015, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-or-not/723905/54 "2015-07-07T15:46:18Z")

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As a dad, I once found out that my nickname amongst some of the workers where my daughter attended daycare was “DILF.” Unfortunately, none of the workers were in my “ILF” category except one that was married.

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**Author:** ![jayrey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/47e85d/32.png) [@jayrey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayrey)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2015, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-or-not/723905/55 "2015-07-07T16:59:24Z")

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> [@Sunspace](#):
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> I’m Canadian.

**golf clap**

This made me giggle.

As for the OP’s question, I’m warm.

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**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2015, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-or-not/723905/56 "2015-07-07T17:08:03Z")

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AMI BIOS? Nah.

Am I hot? Certainly not.

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**Author:** ![scootergirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e99b99/32.png) [@scootergirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scootergirl)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2015, 7:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-or-not/723905/57 "2015-07-09T07:28:01Z")

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Yeah, maybe sometimes I am…somewhat cute. For every good pic, however, there can be 50+ that are certainly not. For a 51 year old - I think I’m OK. Taken last year.

[http://s936.photobucket.com/user/phaedras63/library/My%20baby?sort=3&page=1](http://s936.photobucket.com/user/phaedras63/library/My%20baby?sort=3&page=1)

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**Author:** ![HandsomeGorilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ed655f/32.png) [@HandsomeGorilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HandsomeGorilla)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2015, 12:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-or-not/723905/58 "2015-07-09T12:06:37Z")

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I’m so hot that humans have a crush on me.

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