# Hot Priests: The New 2007 Calendar

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-priests-the-new-2007-calendar/384357>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 16, 2006, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-priests-the-new-2007-calendar/384357 "2006-12-16T01:21:58Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![DMark](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e68b1a/32.png) [@DMark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DMark)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2006, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-priests-the-new-2007-calendar/384357/1 "2006-12-16T01:21:58Z")

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Not quite sure what to make of this calendar - but if you want to see some pictures of hot looking priests, well [here they are.](http://www.calendarioromano.co.uk/)

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**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2006, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-priests-the-new-2007-calendar/384357/2 "2006-12-16T01:30:36Z")

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Sweeeeeeeeet. 🆒

If anyone needs me, I’ll be in mah bunk.

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**Author:** ![Sarahfeena](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sarahfeena/32/519_2.png) [@Sarahfeena](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sarahfeena)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2006, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-priests-the-new-2007-calendar/384357/3 "2006-12-16T01:46:47Z")

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Oy.

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**Author:** ![twickster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@twickster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/twickster)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2006, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-priests-the-new-2007-calendar/384357/4 "2006-12-16T01:52:30Z")

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September looks about 12.

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**Author:** ![parsnip](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/parsnip/32/4564_2.png) [@parsnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/parsnip)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2006, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-priests-the-new-2007-calendar/384357/5 "2006-12-16T04:50:54Z")

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No, they all look like the gondoliers. What tripe.

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**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2006, 5:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-priests-the-new-2007-calendar/384357/6 "2006-12-16T05:49:57Z")

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They have one with slutty nuns?

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**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2006, 6:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-priests-the-new-2007-calendar/384357/7 "2006-12-16T06:18:42Z")

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Thank you for feeding my clerical fetish.

Mmmmm…priests.

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**Author:** ![Miss\_Purl\_McKnittington](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9a140/32.png) [@Miss\_Purl\_McKnittington](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miss_Purl_McKnittington)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2006, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-priests-the-new-2007-calendar/384357/8 "2006-12-16T06:24:54Z")

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I look at it, and all I can hear in my head is Father Bud saying, “You be a good little girl for you grandma, now.”

Not sexy. Not sexy at all.

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**Author:** ![Rubystreak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Rubystreak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rubystreak)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2006, 6:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-priests-the-new-2007-calendar/384357/9 "2006-12-16T06:26:03Z")

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They all looked gay to me. I mean that in the nicest way possible.

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**Author:** ![flodnak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/838e76/32.png) [@flodnak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flodnak)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2006, 6:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-priests-the-new-2007-calendar/384357/10 "2006-12-16T06:31:16Z")

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For those of you who grew up eating meat on Fridays, the canonical name for one of these gentlemen is _Father Whatawaste._ We must fight ignorance anywhere we can.

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**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2006, 6:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-priests-the-new-2007-calendar/384357/11 "2006-12-16T06:42:05Z")

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It’s good to know that, if someone happens to post something along the lines of “Yeah, as if YOU’D have a shot with one of these guys!” there won’t be any ugly flaming as a result.

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**Author:** ![Chez\_Guevara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/aeb1de/32.png) [@Chez\_Guevara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chez_Guevara)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2006, 6:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-priests-the-new-2007-calendar/384357/12 "2006-12-16T06:44:36Z")

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[QUOTE=twickster]  
September looks about 12.  
[/QUOTE]  
February _is_ Ben Affleck.

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**Author:** ![Chez\_Guevara](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/aeb1de/32.png) [@Chez\_Guevara](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chez_Guevara)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2006, 7:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-priests-the-new-2007-calendar/384357/13 "2006-12-16T07:13:05Z")

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[QUOTE=Little Nemo]  
They have one with slutty nuns?  
[/QUOTE]  
This item is currently out of stock.

However, following a detailed analysis of your purchase history with us, I offer [these](http://www.notebookmagazine.com/calendar/article/261/Bake-hot-cross-buns) as a suitable alternative for your particular tastes.

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**Author:** ![LorieSmurf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a587f6/32.png) [@LorieSmurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LorieSmurf)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2006, 1:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-priests-the-new-2007-calendar/384357/14 "2006-12-16T13:08:56Z")

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I like the hottie petting the cat.

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**Author:** ![Nancarrow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c37758/32.png) [@Nancarrow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nancarrow)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2006, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-priests-the-new-2007-calendar/384357/15 "2006-12-16T14:05:21Z")

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[QUOTE=Chez Guevara]  
This item is currently out of stock.

However, following a detailed analysis of your purchase history with us, I offer [these](http://www.notebookmagazine.com/calendar/article/261/Bake-hot-cross-buns) as a suitable alternative for your particular tastes.  
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So yeah, I clicked your link. :smack:

Funny though.

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**Author:** ![Otto](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Otto](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Otto)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2006, 3:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-priests-the-new-2007-calendar/384357/16 "2006-12-16T15:34:49Z")

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There are two things wrong with the title of that calendar.

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**Author:** ![scareyfaerie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scareyfaerie/32/3135_2.png) [@scareyfaerie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scareyfaerie)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2006, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-priests-the-new-2007-calendar/384357/17 "2006-12-16T15:43:33Z")

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[QUOTE=Little Nemo]  
They have one with slutty nuns?  
[/QUOTE]

Not exactly, but this one’s usually worth a giggle: [Nuns](http://www.calendarclub.co.uk/Product.asp?TID=%7BB5568B88-1FA9-4676-B1FE-1297761B0738%7D&PID=1&MGID=-1&IID=5945)

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**Author:** ![Moirai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/96bed5/32.png) [@Moirai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moirai)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2006, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-priests-the-new-2007-calendar/384357/18 "2006-12-16T16:07:27Z")

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Oh my…

Hallelujah!

😃

_That’s it, I’m moving to Italy… even the priests are hot…_

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**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2006, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-priests-the-new-2007-calendar/384357/19 "2006-12-16T16:29:28Z")

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[QUOTE=EJsGirl]  
Oh my…

Hallelujah!  
\*  
[/QUOTE]

It’s raining men (of God)… hallelujah, it’s raining men…

January can save _my_ soul any time he wants. Mmmmmm. 😉

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**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\
**Post date:** [December 16, 2006, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hot-priests-the-new-2007-calendar/384357/20 "2006-12-16T21:20:09Z")

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[QUOTE=Guinastasia]  
Thank you for feeding my clerical fetish.

Mmmmm…priests.  
[/QUOTE]

How do ya feel about mad monks?

[Grigori]Between this and her love of Mother Russia, she will not be able to resist me![/Grigori]
