# Hottest couple in a television series

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**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [December 27, 2019, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-couple-in-a-television-series/845456 "2019-12-27T15:46:40Z")\
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Mulder and Scully smoldered something fierce, I think. So did Benson and Stabler.

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**Post date:** [December 28, 2019, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-couple-in-a-television-series/845456/42 "2019-12-28T18:57:14Z")

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> [@Loach](#):
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> Which makes you wonder when you realize the walls were so thin that the whole family could easily say goodnight to each other from all the bedrooms in the house.

Those kids had to know the birds and the bees early on.

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**Post date:** [December 28, 2019, 11:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-couple-in-a-television-series/845456/43 "2019-12-28T23:11:42Z")

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It’s interesting that no one has nominated the couple that should be arguably the hottest on network TV right now.

Not only do they role play, but it’s been shown as a continuing plot point.

The wife has gone out in public naked under her rain coat just to turn on the husband.

The husband is extremely lithe and acrobatic.

Their kids definitely know what’s going on in the bedroom, to the point of thinking that their parents are even more active than they really are.

I’m talking about Phil and Claire in _Modern Family_. But for the record, the hottest relationship of anyone in the show was between Haley and Andy.

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**Post date:** [December 29, 2019, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-couple-in-a-television-series/845456/44 "2019-12-29T00:21:01Z")

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I agree with Joyce Davenport and Frank Furillo.

I’ll also add Lucifer and Chloe Decker.

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**Post date:** [December 29, 2019, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-couple-in-a-television-series/845456/45 "2019-12-29T00:30:47Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> Durwood and Sam?  
> Jeannie and whoever rubbed her the right way?  
> Dan and Roseanne?  
> The Harts?
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> Folks, I’m talking red-hot, sweat-inducing, wild-eyed _passion_ here.

Frank Burns and Hot Lips Houlihan in MASH, season one.

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**Post date:** [December 29, 2019, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-couple-in-a-television-series/845456/46 "2019-12-29T02:22:42Z")

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Dr. Smith and the Robot.

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**Post date:** [December 29, 2019, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-couple-in-a-television-series/845456/47 "2019-12-29T02:33:20Z")

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Kirk and Spock

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**Post date:** [December 29, 2019, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-couple-in-a-television-series/845456/48 "2019-12-29T02:42:23Z")

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> [@E-DUB](#):
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> Frank Furrillo and Joyce Davenport?

Another couple from the same show (Hill Street Blues); Phil Esterhaus and Grace Gardner. So passionate that he died in the act of making love.

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**Post date:** [December 29, 2019, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-couple-in-a-television-series/845456/49 "2019-12-29T04:08:11Z")

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Stuart Markowitz, Ann Kelsey and the Venus Butterfly.

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**Post date:** [December 29, 2019, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-couple-in-a-television-series/845456/50 "2019-12-29T04:09:12Z")

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Jennifer Jones and Luke Cage.

R-rated or more.

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**Post date:** [December 29, 2019, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-couple-in-a-television-series/845456/51 "2019-12-29T04:56:15Z")

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Colonel Casey and Gertrude Verbanski.

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**Post date:** [December 29, 2019, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-couple-in-a-television-series/845456/52 "2019-12-29T05:24:55Z")

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> [@kayaker](#):
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> I could never understand why Darren had a job.😕

> [@QuickSilver](#):
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> Same reason Major Nelson did, I suppose.
> 
> Both were idiots.

Tony was an astronaut. That’s a pretty good job, even if you don’t need the money.

But Durwood worked in an ad agency, and had a spineless weasel for a boss. And Sam was a lot hotter than Jeannie. Very confusing for a young kid, which probably explains why I’m so confused now.

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**Post date:** [December 29, 2019, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-couple-in-a-television-series/845456/53 "2019-12-29T14:08:33Z")

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Dharma & Greg

Ross & Rachel (298 times!)

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**Post date:** [December 29, 2019, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-couple-in-a-television-series/845456/54 "2019-12-29T14:33:14Z")

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> [@TonySinclair](#):
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> But Durwood worked in an ad agency, and had a spineless weasel for a boss. And Sam was a lot hotter than Jeannie. Very confusing for a young kid, which probably explains why I’m so confused now.

Same was pretty hot, but not as hot as Jeannie. At least go for Serena if you’re into witches.

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**Post date:** [December 29, 2019, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-couple-in-a-television-series/845456/55 "2019-12-29T16:20:16Z")

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Regarding Bewitched and I Dream Of Jeannie, I remember reading an analysis pointing out how anti-feminist those shows were. Both husbands had wives capable of amazing magic but required their wives largely to stay home and do housework the old-fashioned way.

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**Post date:** [December 29, 2019, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-couple-in-a-television-series/845456/56 "2019-12-29T16:53:42Z")

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Helen and Stanley Roper.  
Felix and Miriam.

(the latter also involved in another hot twosome decades later with Bob Elliot in _Get a Life_.)

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**Post date:** [December 29, 2019, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-couple-in-a-television-series/845456/57 "2019-12-29T16:56:48Z")

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> [@Loach](#):
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> Stuart Markowitz, Ann Kelsey and the Venus Butterfly.

It helps that they were and are a married couple in real life, for 46 years.

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Jake and Amy from Brooklyn 99. I mean, they even roleplay as Die Hard characters in bed.

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**Post date:** [December 29, 2019, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-couple-in-a-television-series/845456/59 "2019-12-29T17:25:49Z")

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Zoe and Wash. Close the thread.

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**Post date:** [December 29, 2019, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-couple-in-a-television-series/845456/60 "2019-12-29T17:44:20Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> Durwood and Sam?  
> Jeannie and whoever rubbed her the right way?  
> Dan and Roseanne?  
> The Harts?
> 
> Folks, I’m talking red-hot, sweat-inducing, wild-eyed _passion_ here, not “they look like a cute couple that respect each other” adult relationships.

Dan and Roseanne had sex marathons when for some reason she wanted to get pregnant (on the show) that were rather candid. When she suggested round two, he said he hoped she had some new tricks in mind as he was drained (also known as A.F.O.) . They had a deep and lasting bond, and the red-hot passion fades after a couple of years, in case you didn’t know. The deep and lasting bond is what matters. But maybe that wasn’t your point, never mind.

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