# Hottest Disney Prince?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-disney-prince/534303>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [March 30, 2010, 4:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-disney-prince/534303 "2010-03-30T04:17:51Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![pbbth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f9ae1b/32.png) [@pbbth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pbbth)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2010, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-disney-prince/534303/21 "2010-03-30T17:13:18Z")

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I voted prince Eric but after seeing the pictures I have to say Milo from Atlantis. The hotness with the glasses were super yummy.

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**Author:** ![Small\_Hen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ad7895/32.png) [@Small\_Hen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Small_Hen)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2010, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-disney-prince/534303/22 "2010-03-30T17:48:13Z")

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> [@Gangster\_Octopus](#):
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> Hmm, some of those pictures make me wonder which team some of those Princes are truly batting for.

I’ve seen those pics on Deviant Art before. The artist is a gay man, so that would explain it.

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**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2010, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-disney-prince/534303/23 "2010-03-30T19:00:47Z")

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> [@Gangster\_Octopus](#):
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> Hmm, some of those pictures make me wonder which team some of those Princes are truly batting for.

Yes, Prince Edward is certainly making a statement, isn’t he?

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**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2010, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-disney-prince/534303/24 "2010-03-30T19:28:36Z")

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> [@Lynn\_Bodoni](#):
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> Yes, Prince Edward is certainly making a statement, isn’t he?

And that statement is ‘I’m only after Giselle to get at Robert.’

My actual answer to the poll (as based on the movies) is Beast (beast form)/Aladdin/Li Shang. (… Sudden idea for Kingdom Hearts smutfic entering brain…)

Based on those pictures, though…Herc is positively eye-popping, and Tarzan (who I’ve never really cared for in any way) is not hard on the eyes, either.

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**Author:** ![gwendee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/35a633/32.png) [@gwendee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gwendee)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2010, 7:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-disney-prince/534303/25 "2010-03-30T19:50:42Z")

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When I read the thread title, without looking at the list or the pictures I immediately thought, “Robin Hood!” I have confessed to friends that I worry about myself because I think a cartoon fox is sexy. Dunno if it’s the accent or what.

Of the linked images, setting aside that I don’t feel I’m the target audience for them, I will vote for Prince Phillip. Or Kokum. Better review.

I had the same reaction as **Lynn Bodoni** to Peter Pan, and also to Troy Bolton. _Gah! Too young, too young. Not sexy. Shouldn’t be seeing. SCROLL!!!_

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**Author:** ![sachertorte](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sachertorte/32/3727_2.png) [@sachertorte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sachertorte)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2010, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-disney-prince/534303/26 "2010-03-30T19:56:55Z")

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I have no idea who this Phoebus is, but I like the goatee.

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**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2010, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-disney-prince/534303/27 "2010-03-30T20:10:48Z")

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> [@sachertorte](#):
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> I have no idea who this Phoebus is, but I like the goatee.

From Hunchback of Notre Dame - [this is what he normally looks like](http://www.laughingplace.com/News-ID280400.asp). (You may have to scroll down a bit to get to the pic of him and Esmerelda.)

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**Author:** ![Lamia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Lamia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamia)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2010, 10:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-disney-prince/534303/28 "2010-03-30T22:26:28Z")

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Aladdin and the Beast are currently tied for first place. I’d have expected it to be Aladdin by a pretty large margin – I remember seeing a “Making of” special about the movie around the time it was released, and someone at Disney said that one of the goals with the character design for Aladdin was to make sure he wasn’t “another wimp prince”. Also, he’s a human for his entire movie. I’m wondering if those who voted for the Beast think he was hot during his brief scene in human form, or if they liked the Beast look, or if they just thought his personality was sexy.

Aladdin and the Beast are alike in that they are both a lot more significant as characters than most of the earlier Disney romantic heroes. I see there’s little love for the prince from _Snow White_ or Prince Charming in _Cinderella_, which is unsurprising as neither of them do much aside from being princes. Prince Philip, currently #2 after Aladdin and the Beast, was by far the most active of the early Disney romantic heroes.

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**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2010, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-disney-prince/534303/29 "2010-03-30T22:39:17Z")

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> [@Lamia](#):
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> I’m wondering if those who voted for the Beast think he was hot during his brief scene in human form, or if they liked the Beast look, or if they just thought his personality was sexy.

I like the Beast look. (Ironically, I wouldn’t find ‘all muscular and hairy’ attractive in a human character, but make him inhuman, and rowr.) And, when he’s not being all rage and smashy, he’s pretty awesome, personality-wise, too. I can’t even remember what he looks like as a human, but I know it’s a very common opinion that he was more attractive as the Beast.

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**Author:** ![RoniaBorkason](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9dc877/32.png) [@RoniaBorkason](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RoniaBorkason)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2010, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-disney-prince/534303/30 "2010-03-31T19:01:13Z")

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Prince Phillip. Brave, kind, clever, not a snob.  
Beast was nice, but his creepy light-spewing toes are a turnoff for me.

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**Author:** ![Arachne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Arachne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arachne)\
**Post date:** [March 31, 2010, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-disney-prince/534303/31 "2010-03-31T19:33:34Z")

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A second for Milo – smarts and passion is such a sexy combo  
No love for Jim? Om nom nom steam punk…  
Prince Edward in leather? rowr (though he was such a dimwit).

John is definately my top pick, and also my favorite when I was younger, with Beast and Prince Philip vying for second.

Peter Pan bears a strong resemblance to my high school boyfriend – hrm, that expains a lot, suddenly.

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**Author:** ![SkeptiJess](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ea666f/32.png) [@SkeptiJess](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkeptiJess)\
**Post date:** [June 1, 2010, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-disney-prince/534303/32 "2010-06-01T23:59:20Z")

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Sexed up? More like gayed up… Not that there’s anything wrong with that, but those painting are all WAY too metrosexual to resonate with me. I prefer a more masculine look. Phoebus is probably the most my ‘type’ of the choices. Of course, he’s not exactly a front-tier prince, is he? Tarzan is pretty cute, too, as is John Smith. And I’m watching The Princess and the Frog right now… Prince Naveen is definately quite the cartoon-hottie.

Who the hell is Prince Edward anyway?

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**Author:** ![Covered\_In\_Bees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ab992/32.png) [@Covered\_In\_Bees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covered_In_Bees)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2010, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-disney-prince/534303/33 "2010-06-02T00:07:12Z")

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So um, is there a female equivalent of the site linked to in the OP?

I didn’t actually read the princesses thread, just voted for Jasmine and left, because she is pretty blatantly the hottest, so I very easily could have missed it.

Yes I’m aware there’d be millions of fan art of said princess, but is there anything as “realistic” as in the OP for the princesses?

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**Author:** ![Lucky\_13](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lucky_13/32/13209_2.png) [@Lucky\_13](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lucky_13)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2010, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-disney-prince/534303/34 "2010-06-02T04:31:52Z")

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> [@pbbth](#):
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> I voted prince Eric but after seeing the pictures I have to say Milo from Atlantis. The hotness with the glasses were super yummy.

Ditto on Milo. He reminds me of my ex, back when he had short hair. Plus I’ve always been partial to guys in glasses.

Kuzco in the linked page reminds me of Yumichika from _Bleach_. I guess it’s the hair and the thing around his neck (what are those huge necklace things called\>?)

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**Author:** ![dangermom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e274bd/32.png) [@dangermom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dangermom)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2010, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-disney-prince/534303/35 "2010-06-02T04:38:17Z")

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Shang and Aladdin! Human-Beast is boring-looking, not even like a person.

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**Author:** ![jackdavinci](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackdavinci/32/3259_2.png) [@jackdavinci](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackdavinci)\
**Post date:** [June 2, 2010, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-disney-prince/534303/36 "2010-06-02T06:07:32Z")

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It’s not even close, [David](http://davidkawena.deviantart.com/art/Disney-Heroes-David-65315835?q=gallery%3Adavidkawena%2F88939&qo=219) Kawena (Lilo & Stitch) [has](http://magicalscreencaps.com/images/liloandstitch/gall/liloandstitch_278.jpg) [always](http://magicalscreencaps.com/images/liloandstitch/gall/liloandstitch_406.jpg) [been](http://magicalscreencaps.com/images/liloandstitch/gall/liloandstitch_614.jpg) [my](http://magicalscreencaps.com/images/liloandstitch/gall/liloandstitch_609.jpg) disney crush. Though [Kocoum](http://davidkawena.deviantart.com/art/Disney-Heroes-Kocoum-68256118?q=gallery%3Adavidkawena%2F88939&qo=210) is quite yummy and [Milo](http://davidkawena.deviantart.com/art/Disney-Heroes-Milo-J-Thatch-73016472?q=gallery%3Adavidkawena%2F88939&qo=201) has that Daniel Jackson thing going for him…

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**Author:** ![lshaw](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e36b37/32.png) [@lshaw](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lshaw)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2010, 9:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-disney-prince/534303/37 "2010-06-04T09:38:54Z")

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Kokoum is the hottest to me.

Those pictures are hilarious. I wonder why Gaston is the only one who is super hairy?

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**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2010, 10:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-disney-prince/534303/38 "2010-06-04T10:12:34Z")

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Gaston makes a point of mentioning that every last inch of him is “covered with [hair](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDMfpbdbHWg&feature=related)” at 1:45.

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**Author:** ![Rala](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8797f3/32.png) [@Rala](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rala)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2010, 11:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-disney-prince/534303/39 "2010-06-04T11:22:16Z")

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Aladdin’s been my favourite since I was little, and he looked _really_ hot in the link too. I also voted for Eric, purely because of the picture.

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**Author:** ![Biggirl](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biggirl/32/3294_2.png) [@Biggirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biggirl)\
**Post date:** [June 4, 2010, 11:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-disney-prince/534303/40 "2010-06-04T11:41:10Z")

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I voted for Aladdin before I looked at the pics. Gotta say I would switch to Tarzan or Kocoum based on the drawings.

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