# Hottest movie bosoms **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [November 18, 2004, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-movie-bosoms/275391 "2004-11-18T01:33:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Incubus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c68b51/32.png) [@Incubus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Incubus)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-movie-bosoms/275391/1 "2004-11-18T01:33:08Z")
I’d have to say Erika Eleniak was way hot in **Under Siege**. The cake scene was the part of the movie I was always hustled out of the room when the rest of the family was watching it. When I finally saw the whole movie in its entirety, I couldn’t believe they were kicking me out during _the best part of the whole film_. Frankly they should have covered my ears every time Steven Segal opened his mouth, not cover my eyes when onscreen boobies show up! 😛 ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-movie-bosoms/275391/2 "2004-11-18T01:34:31Z")
**Fast Times At Ridgemont High** Phoebe Cates and the slo-mo walk of desire. There is no equal. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-movie-bosoms/275391/3 "2004-11-18T01:40:15Z")
I’m thinking that Denise Richards deserves at least a top 10 spot for _Wild Things_. Then again, she’s not all THAT hot, just has a great figure. I think Maggie Gyllynhall’s turn in _Secretary_ deserves special mention, too. Also, ANYTHING with Gretchen Mol. Wow. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-movie-bosoms/275391/4 "2004-11-18T02:06:48Z")
Khan. ---
**Author:** ![Neidhart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Neidhart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neidhart)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-movie-bosoms/275391/5 "2004-11-18T02:07:46Z")
Two words: Salma Hayek. ---
**Author:** ![Merijeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f05b48/32.png) [@Merijeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Merijeek)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-movie-bosoms/275391/6 "2004-11-18T02:42:05Z")
> [@Neidhart](#): > > Two words: Salma Hayek. Hell yes. But I’ve got the undisputable top spot on this list: Jessica Rabbit. -Joe ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-movie-bosoms/275391/7 "2004-11-18T02:52:34Z")
> [@Neidhart](#): > > Two words: Salma Hayek. Penelope Cruz \> Salma Hayek. \*JUST \*barely though. Like by two or three microns. I love latinas. Mmm. ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 4:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-movie-bosoms/275391/8 "2004-11-18T04:10:15Z")
In _Cool Hand Luke_. The girl washing the car. All wet and soapy and pressing her bosom into the window… _runs off to… ummm… take a cold shower_ ---
**Author:** ![Chad\_C.Mulligan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3be4f8/32.png) [@Chad\_C.Mulligan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chad_C.Mulligan)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 5:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-movie-bosoms/275391/9 "2004-11-18T05:23:35Z")
Gentlemen, may I submit for your consideration the lovely and talented Miss Jennifer Connelly … from her early appearance in a memorable white tank top in John Hughes’ **Career Opportunities** , to a steamy turn with Don Johnson and Virginia Madsen in **The Hot Spot** , to a retro appearance in cracking good yarn **The Rocketeer** , to a memorable turn as a mysterious brunette in **Mulholland Falls** … that gentlemen is a body of work. ---
**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-movie-bosoms/275391/10 "2004-11-18T05:58:33Z")
> [@Chad C. Mulligan](#): > > Gentlemen, may I submit for your consideration the lovely and talented Miss Jennifer Connelly … > from her early appearance in a memorable white tank top in John Hughes’ **Career Opportunities** , > to a steamy turn with Don Johnson and Virginia Madsen in **The Hot Spot** , > to a retro appearance in cracking good yarn **The Rocketeer** , > to a memorable turn as a mysterious brunette in **Mulholland Falls** … > that gentlemen is a body of work. And she has a steamy scene or two in _Inventing the Abbots_, an otherwise forgettable movie. ---
**Author:** ![Freejooky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/ba8739/32.png) [@Freejooky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freejooky)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 8:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-movie-bosoms/275391/11 "2004-11-18T08:23:54Z")
> [@Chad C. Mulligan](#): > > Gentlemen, may I submit for your consideration the lovely and talented Miss Jennifer Connelly … > from her early appearance in a memorable white tank top in John Hughes’ **Career Opportunities** , > to a steamy turn with Don Johnson and Virginia Madsen in **The Hot Spot** , > to a retro appearance in cracking good yarn **The Rocketeer** , > to a memorable turn as a mysterious brunette in **Mulholland Falls** … > that gentlemen is a body of work. Don’t forget “ass to ass!” from **Requiem for a Dream**! :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Scissorjack](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c67d28/32.png) [@Scissorjack](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scissorjack)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 8:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-movie-bosoms/275391/12 "2004-11-18T08:55:02Z")
Julie Delpy in Killing Zoe. Small but perfectly formed, to coin a phrase. Hoo yeah! ---
**Author:** ![Tracy\_Lord](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ec9cab/32.png) [@Tracy\_Lord](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tracy_Lord)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 9:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-movie-bosoms/275391/13 "2004-11-18T09:41:47Z")
Kate Winslet in _anything_, but especially _Quills_, and Queen Latifah in _Chicago_. ---
**Author:** ![F.U.Shakespeare](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/aca169/32.png) [@F.U.Shakespeare](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/F.U.Shakespeare)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 11:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-movie-bosoms/275391/14 "2004-11-18T11:11:17Z")
Plenty O’Toole (Lana Wood) in _Diamonds Are Forever_. ---
**Author:** ![Eleusis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Eleusis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eleusis)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 11:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-movie-bosoms/275391/15 "2004-11-18T11:16:33Z")
National Lampoon’s Vacation. Beverly D’Angelo was SO MUCH hotter than Christie Joel. ---
**Author:** ![glee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5a626/32.png) [@glee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glee)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 11:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-movie-bosoms/275391/16 "2004-11-18T11:24:12Z")
**Of course Salma Hayek**. (‘From Dusk till Dawn’ :eek: ) Was it Krista Allen in the lift scene with Jim Carrey in ‘Liar, Liar’? ---
**Author:** ![paulberserker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c4cdca/32.png) [@paulberserker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/paulberserker)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 11:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-movie-bosoms/275391/17 "2004-11-18T11:25:03Z")
I’ll second Jennifer Connelly. Virginia Madsen’s got a quality rack in Candyman too. ---
**Author:** ![Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 12:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-movie-bosoms/275391/18 "2004-11-18T12:45:07Z")
Marlen Dietrich. After all, there’s gold in them thar hills. ---
**Author:** ![C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b2d939/32.png) [@C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/C_K_Dexter_Haven)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-movie-bosoms/275391/19 "2004-11-18T13:15:25Z")
Hmpfh. You young whipper-snappers don’t know whatcher talkin’ about. Watch GENTLEMEN PREFER BLONDES with Jane Russell and Marilyn Monroe. ---
**Author:** ![Sean\_Factotum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Sean\_Factotum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sean_Factotum)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-movie-bosoms/275391/20 "2004-11-18T13:19:48Z")
Well, I can’t let a list like this go by without mentioning my dear Emily Procter in _Breast Men._ The movie itself deserves to be mentioned, if only for the relevance of the title to the title of this thread. But, yeah, I liked the other ones mentioned, too. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-movie-bosoms/275391.md?page=2)