# Hottest movie bosoms

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-movie-bosoms/275391>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [November 18, 2004, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-movie-bosoms/275391 "2004-11-18T01:33:08Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![GrizzRich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7ba0ec/32.png) [@GrizzRich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrizzRich)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-movie-bosoms/275391/21 "2004-11-18T14:11:37Z")

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Jennifer Tilly in _Bound_ or either of the _Chucky_ movies in which she appears.  
But I’m also taken by her other curves.

ROWR!

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**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 2:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-movie-bosoms/275391/22 "2004-11-18T14:15:31Z")

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Greta Scacchi in _The Player_. I never tried so hard to develop X-ray vision in my life!

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-movie-bosoms/275391/23 "2004-11-18T14:27:36Z")

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> [@Tangent](#):
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> In _Cool Hand Luke_.
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> The girl washing the car.
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> All wet and soapy and pressing her bosom into the window…

Yep, that one pretty much gets my Golden Nipple Award.

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-movie-bosoms/275391/24 "2004-11-18T14:29:21Z")

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Colleen Camp as Yvette the maid in _Clue_ and Franco’s distraction (:D) in _The Gumball Rally_.  
Kitten Natividad in the _Airplane!_ movies.

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**Author:** ![jfortun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/2acd7d/32.png) [@jfortun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jfortun)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-movie-bosoms/275391/25 "2004-11-18T14:36:06Z")

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Kate Winslet, Thora Birtch, Christina Ricci

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**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-movie-bosoms/275391/26 "2004-11-18T14:49:10Z")

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Absolutely _anything_ with Jayne Mansfield in it.

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**Author:** ![Loach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/loach/32/350_2.png) [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-movie-bosoms/275391/27 "2004-11-18T14:54:07Z")

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Vanessa Angel. _Spies Like Us_. Was someone else in the movie?

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**Author:** ![Shoeless](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/shoeless/32/7099_2.png) [@Shoeless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shoeless)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-movie-bosoms/275391/28 "2004-11-18T15:10:04Z")

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> [@Krokodil](#):
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> Greta Scacchi in _The Player_. I never tried so hard to develop X-ray vision in my life!

Wasn’t she in \*Presumed Innocent \* with Harrison Ford? IIRC, you didn’t need x-ray vision in that one!

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**Author:** ![ralph124c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/8797f3/32.png) [@ralph124c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ralph124c)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 5:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-movie-bosoms/275391/29 "2004-11-18T17:14:36Z")

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Ursula Andress in that James Bond flick…in that black and white bikini…totally hot!

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**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-movie-bosoms/275391/30 "2004-11-18T17:52:48Z")

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> [@Loach](#):
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> Vanessa Angel. _Spies Like Us_. Was someone else in the movie?

Better yet, Vanessa Angel in **Kingpin** , when she gets the beers from the fridge. 😃

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**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-movie-bosoms/275391/31 "2004-11-18T18:20:45Z")

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I’d have to say Maggie Gyllenhaal’s scene in Secretary was about the sexiest I’ve ever seen, but the OP said

BOSOM

and in that case, I gotta give it to Kathy Shower’s hot-oil rubbing by firelight scene in “the Further Adventures of Tennessee Buck.” If you put Gyllenhaal’s sexy acting in Shower’s body, she would implode into a black hole of sexiness and devour the entire planet. Which would be a bad thing … I guess …

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**Author:** ![Gorsnak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gorsnak/32/7587_2.png) [@Gorsnak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorsnak)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 6:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-movie-bosoms/275391/32 "2004-11-18T18:35:33Z")

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I am just posting here to denounce the distressing dearth of links in this thread. Shame on all of you!

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**Author:** ![Scumpup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ce73a5/32.png) [@Scumpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scumpup)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-movie-bosoms/275391/33 "2004-11-18T18:58:05Z")

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[Here you go.](http://www.angelfire.com/nj/jaynemansfield/) Don’t hurt yourself.

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**Author:** ![Kizarvexius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/da6949/32.png) [@Kizarvexius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kizarvexius)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-movie-bosoms/275391/34 "2004-11-18T19:01:53Z")

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My personal Top (or is that Topless?) 10:

Kelly Preston in _Mischief_  
Betsy Russell in _Private School_  
Molly Ringwald in _Malicious_  
Lea Thompson in _All the Right Moves_  
Alyssa Milano in _Embrace of the Vampire_  
Athena Massey in _Undercover_  
Catherine McCormack in _Dangerous Beauty_  
Maruschka Detmers in _The Mambo Kings_  
Shannon Whirry in _Body of Influence_  
Jennifer Ehle in _The Camomile Lawn_

With honorable mention going to…

The entire female cast of _The Bounty_

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**Author:** ![cmkeller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cmkeller/32/118_2.png) [@cmkeller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cmkeller)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-movie-bosoms/275391/35 "2004-11-18T19:02:29Z")

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Hottest movie bosom: The Iron Giant, when he goes into full-attack mode. That green energy must be nuclear…“hot” in both the temperature and the radioactive senses of the word.

What?

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**Author:** ![kelly5078](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/6f9a4e/32.png) [@kelly5078](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kelly5078)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-movie-bosoms/275391/36 "2004-11-18T19:16:25Z")

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**Rosanna Arquette** in “The Wrong Man.” No contest. It’s a good thing the movie overall is so sleep-inducing, or I would have torn something.

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**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2004, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-movie-bosoms/275391/37 "2004-11-18T20:16:11Z")

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**Kelly McGillis** in Witness. Were I Harrison Ford, I’d have raised something besides an Amish barn. 😛

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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2004, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-movie-bosoms/275391/38 "2004-11-19T00:30:58Z")

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Not to be too obscure, but how about “obscure forgotten actress with breathtaking assets in that forest scene in _Friday the 13th Part V_ (at least until the predictably stupid murder ruins it)” as a nominee? That was a favorite when I was younger.

And I get to be the first to name Jamie Lee Curtis in _Trading Spaces._ Woot!

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**Author:** ![Just1Lurk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/c0e974/32.png) [@Just1Lurk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just1Lurk)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2004, 12:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-movie-bosoms/275391/39 "2004-11-19T00:43:11Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Originally posted by **Kelly5078**  
> Rosanna Arquette in “The Wrong Man.” No contest. It’s a good thing the movie overall is so sleep-inducing, or I would have torn something.

And don’t forget her sunbathing scene in **S.O.B.** Yowzer!

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**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2004, 12:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-movie-bosoms/275391/40 "2004-11-19T00:59:58Z")

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> [@Cervaise](#):
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> And I get to be the first to name Jamie Lee Curtis in _Trading Spaces._ Woot!

If I may sidetrack into TV land, this reminded me of Shirley Jones in the call-girl outfit at the end of the skunk episode.

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