# Hottest movie bosoms **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [November 18, 2004, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-movie-bosoms/275391 "2004-11-18T01:33:08Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2004, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-movie-bosoms/275391/41 "2004-11-19T01:16:19Z")
> [@Chad C. Mulligan](#): > > to a memorable turn as a mysterious brunette in **Mulholland Falls** … Which reminds me of both Naomi Watts and Laura Elena Harding in **Mulholland Drive** ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2004, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-movie-bosoms/275391/42 "2004-11-19T01:22:50Z")
I feel like a fucking pederast, but Kirsten Dunst’s wet shirt scene in “Spider Man” was white-hot sexy. ---
**Author:** ![tracer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tracer/32/20578_2.png) [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2004, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-movie-bosoms/275391/43 "2004-11-19T02:06:28Z")
> [@NoClueBoy](#): > > Khan. KHAAAAAAAAAAAAN! ---
**Author:** ![Gotterfunken](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/58956e/32.png) [@Gotterfunken](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gotterfunken)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2004, 4:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-movie-bosoms/275391/44 "2004-11-19T04:09:09Z")
Definitely **Salma Hayek**. Also, [**Monica Bellucci**](http://www.sobrecarga.com.br/images/newsIMG/monica-bellucci.jpg) in _The Matrix Reloaded_ and _Revolutions_–her bosom was the only thing worth seeing in those films. Pity we didn’t get to see more of her in _The Passion of the Christ_… ---
**Author:** ![Miltonyz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/85f322/32.png) [@Miltonyz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miltonyz)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2004, 4:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-movie-bosoms/275391/45 "2004-11-19T04:23:27Z")
> [@](#): > > Also, Monica Bellucci in The Matrix Reloaded and Revolutions–her bosom was the only thing worth seeing in those films. She has been naked in plenty of movies. I found a good sized list at Mr. Skin Agents secrets 2004 Astérix & Obélix: Mission Cléopâtre 2002 Irréversible 2002 The Brotherhood of the Wolf 2001 Malèna 2000 Under Suspicion 2000 L’ Ultimo capodanno 1998 Mauvais genre 1997 Dracula 1992 Ostinato destino 1992 La Riffa 1991 Some of those clips are floating aound online also. I found a couple for free a little while back ---
**Author:** ![Wolfian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/7ea924/32.png) [@Wolfian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolfian)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2004, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-movie-bosoms/275391/46 "2004-11-19T06:09:52Z")
> [@Scumpup](#): > > [Here you go.](http://www.angelfire.com/nj/jaynemansfield/) Don’t hurt yourself. Ouch! I poked my eye out. How about Keira Knightley in… Oh. Nevermind. Yvette from Clue is plenty yummy. ---
**Author:** ![detop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@detop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/detop)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2004, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-movie-bosoms/275391/47 "2004-11-19T07:31:36Z")
[Caroline Munro](http://afm.infinit.net/chro/queens/caroline009.JPG) from _The Golden Voyage of Sinbad_. ---
**Author:** ![paulberserker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c4cdca/32.png) [@paulberserker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/paulberserker)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2004, 12:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-movie-bosoms/275391/48 "2004-11-19T12:09:29Z")
I’ve got a better bosom than Keira Knightley. I don’t think i’ve seen a film with Greta Schachi in it where she didn’t get nekkid. Claudine Auger in Thunderball ---
**Author:** ![js\_africanus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/87869e/32.png) [@js\_africanus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/js_africanus)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2004, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-movie-bosoms/275391/49 "2004-11-19T14:55:42Z")
> [@Loopydude](#): > > I feel like a fucking pederast… Well, that is what pederasts do; however they tend to do it to boys, so I hope poor Ms. Dunst doesn’t take offense to this thread. Ironically, I don’t think I could name a best movie bosom. I recall renting _The Cotton Club_ and watching it with the folks at a family friend’s house. IIRC, that had a long scene of some actress negotiating a contract topless. I hadn’t seen many boobies on film at that point so, coupled with the fact that there were adults there and they weren’t raising a stink, that bosom may stand out as the most memorable movie bosom for me. If it wasn’t the cotton club, then I don’t know which movie it was…some gangster movie. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2004, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-movie-bosoms/275391/50 "2004-11-19T15:03:51Z")
> [@paulberserker](#): > > I’ve got a better bosom than Keira Knightley. Seriously? ---
**Author:** ![Jurph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/50afbb/32.png) [@Jurph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jurph)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2004, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-movie-bosoms/275391/51 "2004-11-19T15:04:51Z")
> [@Skopo](#): > > Definitely **Salma Hayek**. > > Also, [**Monica Bellucci**](http://www.sobrecarga.com.br/images/newsIMG/monica-bellucci.jpg) in _The Matrix Reloaded_ and _Revolutions_–her bosom was the only thing worth seeing in those films. Films? Plural? I remember _The Matrix Reloaded_, but then there was that tragic airplane accident where the Wachowski brothers died and every copy of the existing footage for _Revolutions_ plunged into the Pacific Ocean, on fire, never to be recovered… Remember how bummed we all were that it never came out? There were all those sour-grapes rumors that it would have sucked, and that’s why they didn’t release it, but I know that it was really the Oscar-contender capstone to a great sci-fi/action trilogy – the masterpiece of the Wachowski brothers’ careers! – which tragically, never made it to theaters. Oh well, now we’ll always wonder whether the _Matrix_ trilogy would have lived up to all the hype. And, because I hate to totally hijack a thread, I’d like to give a nod to Jaime Pressly in _Poison Ivy: the Crappy Sequel with Jaime Pressly’s thinly-veiled but usually pert-nippled breasts_. ---
**Author:** ![paulberserker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c4cdca/32.png) [@paulberserker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/paulberserker)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2004, 3:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-movie-bosoms/275391/52 "2004-11-19T15:14:41Z")
> [@Marley23](#): > > Seriously? She gets them out in The Hole. Nothing even remotely special. I fail to understand why Empire voted her top in the 100 sexiest Movie Stars supplement the other month. Scrawny adolescence does nowt for me, especially with all the other racks available to view in the wide world of film. ---
**Author:** ![kelly5078](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/6f9a4e/32.png) [@kelly5078](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kelly5078)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2004, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-movie-bosoms/275391/53 "2004-11-19T15:58:10Z")
Keira has a lovely neck, though. ---
**Author:** ![Gotterfunken](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/58956e/32.png) [@Gotterfunken](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gotterfunken)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2004, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-movie-bosoms/275391/54 "2004-11-19T16:20:20Z")
> [@Miltonyz](#): > > She has been naked in plenty of movies. > I found a good sized list at Mr. Skin > > \ > > Astérix & Obélix: Mission Cléopâtre 2002 There was nudity in an Asterix movie?? :eek: But you’re right that almost all of her films feature her bosom quite prominently. I just mentioned the _Matrix_ films because I figured most people would have seen her in those (sorry, **Jurph**!). ---
**Author:** ![Sam\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Sam\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sam_Stone)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2004, 4:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-movie-bosoms/275391/55 "2004-11-19T16:27:21Z")
**Winona Ryder** running around in a see-through nightdress in **Dracula**. Best part of the whole movie. ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2004, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-movie-bosoms/275391/56 "2004-11-19T16:47:33Z")
Meatloaf in _Fight Club_ Well, he sure looked like he was hot. ---
**Author:** ![Kizarvexius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/da6949/32.png) [@Kizarvexius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kizarvexius)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2004, 5:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-movie-bosoms/275391/57 "2004-11-19T17:42:14Z")
> [@js\_africanus](#): > > Ironically, I don’t think I could name a best movie bosom. I recall renting _The Cotton Club_ and watching it with the folks at a family friend’s house. IIRC, that had a long scene of some actress negotiating a contract topless. I hadn’t seen many boobies on film at that point so, coupled with the fact that there were adults there and they weren’t raising a stink, that bosom may stand out as the most memorable movie bosom for me. If it wasn’t the cotton club, then I don’t know which movie it was…some gangster movie. Haven’t seen _The Cotton Club_ since it came out (a lifetime ago, it seems), but it sounds to me like the movie you’re describing is _Ragtime_. > [@skopo](#): > > There was nudity in an Asterix movie?? Let’s just say that Cleopatra’s gown was air conditioned in the back. More of a tantalizing glimpse than full exposure, though. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-movie-bosoms/275391.md?page=2)