# Hottest of the televison geek girls.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-of-the-televison-geek-girls/519272>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [November 28, 2009, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-of-the-televison-geek-girls/519272 "2009-11-28T21:58:22Z")\
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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2009, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-of-the-televison-geek-girls/519272/21 "2009-11-29T01:57:25Z")

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> [@Quercus\_alba](#):
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> How did you leave [Tina Fey](http://thinkbing.files.wordpress.com/2009/04/celebrity-pictures-tina-fey-smart-sexy.jpg) (OK, Liz Lemon) off this list?

Exactly the question I was about to ask.

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**Author:** ![Tanbarkie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a698b9/32.png) [@Tanbarkie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tanbarkie)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2009, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-of-the-televison-geek-girls/519272/22 "2009-11-29T03:21:03Z")

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> [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](#):
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> So, wait, this is a poll about womens’ hotness…except it’s not and it’s all about the characters? Why bother posting pictures?

There’s more to hot than mere looks.

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**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2009, 4:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-of-the-televison-geek-girls/519272/23 "2009-11-29T04:41:17Z")

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**Enterprise** had two hot women, and the Asian one is the “plain” one? Television is broken.

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**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2009, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-of-the-televison-geek-girls/519272/24 "2009-11-29T04:50:35Z")

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> [@Tanbarkie](#):
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> There’s more to hot than mere looks.

So then why even reference the looks? I dunno. It might just be me. I don’t get the point of the thread, then.

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**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2009, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-of-the-televison-geek-girls/519272/25 "2009-11-29T05:06:11Z")

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Shit I’m old. I don’t have any idea at all what any of the women on the OP list look like. Of all the others mentioned, Tina Fey, Kari Byron and Summer Glau are the only ones I can summon up a mental picture of.

I’ll go with Tina.

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**Author:** ![John\_DiFool](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_difool/32/19543_2.png) [@John\_DiFool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_DiFool)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2009, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-of-the-televison-geek-girls/519272/26 "2009-11-29T05:21:06Z")

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> [@Robot\_Arm](#):
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> In the meantime, I don’t think Amy Acker is on _Bones_, and the Alyson Hannigan link doesn’t work directly.

I was just giving **Skald** a hard time. 😃

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**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2009, 6:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-of-the-televison-geek-girls/519272/27 "2009-11-29T06:09:44Z")

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> [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](#):
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> So then why even reference the looks? I dunno. It might just be me. I don’t get the point of the thread, then.

Seriously?

This poll is about the hottest female characters that reside in the category “Nerd Character on a Television Show or Movie”. Why wouldn’t looks matter in such a thread?

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**Author:** ![JThunder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e95f7d/32.png) [@JThunder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JThunder)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2009, 6:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-of-the-televison-geek-girls/519272/28 "2009-11-29T06:10:09Z")

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I voted for Temperance, but I wish that I could have voted for Chloe as well.

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**Author:** ![TPWombat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbce88/32.png) [@TPWombat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TPWombat)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2009, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-of-the-televison-geek-girls/519272/29 "2009-11-29T14:19:40Z")

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I’ll be in my bunk.

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**Author:** ![chrisk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6de8d8/32.png) [@chrisk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chrisk)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2009, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-of-the-televison-geek-girls/519272/30 "2009-11-29T14:28:25Z")

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Kaylee and Chloe get honorable mentions, but I had to put my vote for Fred from Angel. 😉

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2009, 2:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-of-the-televison-geek-girls/519272/31 "2009-11-29T14:39:13Z")

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I voted for Mary Lynn Rajskub as Chloe O’Brian, because _24_ is the only one of those shows I’ve ever seen.

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**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2009, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-of-the-televison-geek-girls/519272/32 "2009-11-29T14:53:49Z")

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I voted for Jewel Staite, then I saw she already has 24% of the votes and I think Tina Fey is pretty hot too, so let me ammend my choice by nominating Sybil Danning in that one movie where she shows her breasts.

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**Author:** ![Don\_Draper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b2d939/32.png) [@Don\_Draper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_Draper)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2009, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-of-the-televison-geek-girls/519272/33 "2009-11-29T17:16:04Z")

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> [@Boyo\_Jim](#):
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> Shit I’m old. I don’t have any idea at all what any of the women on the OP list look like. Of all the others mentioned, Tina Fey, Kari Byron and Summer Glau are the only ones I can summon up a mental picture of.
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> I’ll go with Tina.

If it’ll make you feel better, I’ll nominate some classic geeky hot babes from back in the day:

Eve Plumb / Jan Brady - At first, she was a glasses-wearing, brace-face, jealous middle child. But in the [later years](http://z.hubpages.com/u/18380_f260.jpg) of the show, I’ll bet more than a few young lads knocked Marcia on her face (and broke her nose again in the process) to get at her.

And of course, there is the archetypal “geeky hot babe” - [Jan Smithers / Bailey Quarters](http://www.jansmithers.com/db2/00185/jansmithers.com/_uimages/aaa320.jpg).

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2009, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-of-the-televison-geek-girls/519272/34 "2009-11-29T17:47:34Z")

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> [@The New and Improved Superman](#):
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> And of course, there is the archetypal “geeky hot babe” - [Jan Smithers / Bailey Quarters](http://www.jansmithers.com/db2/00185/jansmithers.com/_uimages/aaa320.jpg).

Yeah, but she was “college psychology-major” nerd, not “tech-gadget-loving sci-fi-watching” nerd.

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**Author:** ![Maastricht](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e57/32.png) [@Maastricht](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maastricht)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2009, 5:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-of-the-televison-geek-girls/519272/35 "2009-11-29T17:58:22Z")

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And how about the uber geek (well, alien) girls from Star Trek, seven of nine and the Vulcan T’Pol from Enterprise?

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**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2009, 6:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-of-the-televison-geek-girls/519272/36 "2009-11-29T18:20:48Z")

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Nitpick: Seven’s human.

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**Author:** ![Flip\_Pancake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f1d935/32.png) [@Flip\_Pancake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flip_Pancake)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2009, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-of-the-televison-geek-girls/519272/37 "2009-11-29T18:39:51Z")

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The first name that came to me when I read the thread title: **Dana Scully**.

You never forget your first love…

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**Author:** ![Tangent](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tangent/32/3098_2.png) [@Tangent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tangent)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2009, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-of-the-televison-geek-girls/519272/38 "2009-11-29T18:47:38Z")

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A couple of others not yet mentioned who should be on the list:

[Amanda Tapping](http://www.twtid.org/samtealc/pics/Sam_woo.jpg) as Samantha Carter in _Stargate: SG1_ (really a crime that she’s not listed)

[Zoe Saldana](http://l.yimg.com/eb/ymv/us/img/flickr/40/66/003489314066.jpg) as Uhura in the new _Star Trek_ movie - if Hoshi counts, so does Uhura

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2009, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-of-the-televison-geek-girls/519272/39 "2009-11-29T19:00:41Z")

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> [@Maastricht](#):
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> And how about the uber geek (well, alien) girls from Star Trek, seven of nine and the Vulcan T’Pol from Enterprise?

They’re both too disdainful.[sup]\*[/sup] It quite detracts from a woman’s hotness when she looks at me like something she scraped off her shoe.[sup]+[/sup]

- I want to say that disqualifies them from being geeks, but I know geeks who have disdainfullness in spades. Maybe it’s a real-life/television thing, or a guy/gal thing.

- Maybe that’s just me.

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**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\
**Post date:** [November 29, 2009, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-of-the-televison-geek-girls/519272/40 "2009-11-29T19:02:18Z")

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You forgot:  
Liz Lemon (Tina Fey) from 30 Rock  
Pam Beisley (Jena Fischer) from The Office  
Kari Byron (self) from Mythbusters

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