# Hottest Story-book character

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-story-book-character/780480>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [February 22, 2017, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-story-book-character/780480 "2017-02-22T17:22:25Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2017, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-story-book-character/780480/21 "2017-02-23T00:24:16Z")

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OK, does that video make any more sense if you can understand the German?

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2017, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-story-book-character/780480/22 "2017-02-23T00:51:01Z")

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Are these the _Fables_ versions?

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2017, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-story-book-character/780480/23 "2017-02-23T01:51:23Z")

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If you want a long-term relationship, go with Snow White. Any woman who managed to live with seven men probably won’t freak out if you leave the toilet seat up.

Goldilocks is obviously high maintenance.

Cinderella never knew her mother, lost her father and was abused by her stepmother and stepsisters. She’ll need years of therapy before she can have anything resembling a normal relationship.

The one constant in all the Red Riding Hood stories is that she’s slow to recognize that she’s talking to a wolf dressed like her grandmother. So I guess that makes her the favorite for a one-night stand.

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2017, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-story-book-character/780480/24 "2017-02-23T02:23:58Z")

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> [@Chronos](#):
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> OK, does that video make any more sense if you can understand the German?

Does it have to? 😉

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**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\
**Post date:** [February 23, 2017, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-story-book-character/780480/25 "2017-02-23T02:50:39Z")

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> [@Novelty\_Bobble](#):
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> When thinking of Snow White my mind immediately wanders to the Rammstein video for “[Sonne](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StZcUAPRRac)”. So that sort of ends the argument for me.

I remember an '80s sitcom called _The Charmings_, where Snow White and Prince Charming find themselves in modern-day Los Angeles. It also made a very convincing case for Snow White.  
Well, the first season, anyway.

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