# Hottest Toons ;)

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-toons/13558>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [August 4, 1999, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-toons/13558 "1999-08-04T22:00:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Babar714](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/779978/32.png) [@Babar714](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Babar714)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 1999, 2:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-toons/13558/41 "1999-08-11T14:38:00Z")

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Yup. Harley Quinn from Batman: the Animated Series. Very hot.

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**Author:** ![Ukulele\_Ike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/df788c/32.png) [@Ukulele\_Ike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ukulele_Ike)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 1999, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-toons/13558/42 "1999-08-11T14:45:00Z")

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I agree with you guys on Harley Quinn…but I’m mystified as to why she IS so appealing. Is it the Brooklyn accent? The cap and bells? Or just the idea that she’s zorking the Joker? Harley admirers, weigh in.

As for Lil Annie Fanny…too much of a good thing.

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Uke

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**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 1999, 6:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-toons/13558/43 "1999-08-11T18:24:00Z")

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Aunt Fritzi from the “Nancy” comic strip. It’s the lamest comic strip in existance, but Fritzi is HOT! Also Blondie and Trixie Bumstead.

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**Author:** ![Pixoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Pixoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixoid)\
**Post date:** [August 11, 1999, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-toons/13558/44 "1999-08-11T18:42:00Z")

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This one may not be too well known, but I’ve always had a thing for Asterix, of _The Adventures of Asterix the Gaul_. It’s written in French and then translated…

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**Author:** ![Kamino\_Neko](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kamino_neko/32/34_2.png) [@Kamino\_Neko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamino_Neko)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 1999, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-toons/13558/45 "1999-08-12T01:43:00Z")

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Ike, for me, a good chunk of Harley’s Appeal is her voice. Dunno what it is about the voice (probably the accent), but every time I hear her speak I get all wobbly. 😃

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‘They couldn’t hit an Elephant from this dist…!’

Last words of General John Sedgwick

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**Author:** ![kellibelli](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e480ec/32.png) [@kellibelli](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kellibelli)\
**Post date:** [August 12, 1999, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-toons/13558/46 "1999-08-12T15:58:00Z")

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**WOLVERINE** oh god! just look at him …mmmmmmmmmmmm  
oh where was I?  
oh my…  
long pause…  
my ex was a big Storm (x-men) fan…

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**Author:** ![dougie\_monty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/439d5e/32.png) [@dougie\_monty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dougie_monty)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2000, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-toons/13558/47 "2000-02-05T22:04:00Z")

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Sexy girls/women from comix and cartoons:  
Lois Lane, Supergirl, Lucy Lane, Lana Lang–Superman comics, before 1965  
“Vicki,” early Batman comix  
Blondie Bumstead (and now, her daughter Cookie)  
Dotty Dripple  
Delicia, Rover’s sexy Italian cabbie girlfriend from Gasoline Alley  
Edda Burber, from 9 Chickweed Lane  
The girls in the Archie comics, except for Big Ethel–Betty, Veronica, Nancy (the black girl), Maria Rodriguez (Puerto Rican), Sabrina (especially in the early stories, where she is more buxom), Midge, Cheryl Blossom  
Sylvia (by Nicole Hollander)  
Brenda Starr

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**Author:** ![Torgo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@Torgo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Torgo)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2000, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-toons/13558/48 "2000-02-05T23:13:00Z")

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> Originally posted by BunnyGirl:  
> \*\*All you guys are also forgetting the “Little Hot Riding Hood” in the ol’ Tex Avery cartoons from the 30’s & 40’s. You know…the one where the wolf’s eyes and tongue drop out on the table when she does her club show.  
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You beat me to the punch there, BunnyGirl. Little Red Hot Riding Hood was…well, HOT. I catch that cartoon now and again on the Cartoon Network and go trancelike when she swivels her lil’ hips…DROOOOOOOOOOOLLLL…

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“My hovercraft is full of eels.”

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**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2000, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-toons/13558/49 "2000-02-05T23:27:00Z")

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Black Canery and Batgirl/Oracle from DC comics.

Fathom from Comico’s The Elementals.

Tulip from Vertigo Comic’s Preacher.

Trixy from Speed Racer, unti lI grew up a little and realized what a bitch she really was.

Another vote for Ariel.

The backstabbing redhead from Heavy Metal. “I showed her the stars and stripes _forever._”

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You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing.

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**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2000, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-toons/13558/50 "2000-02-05T23:38:00Z")

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What’s with bringing up ancient threads?

I vote for Belle, from Beauty and the Beast. And I’ll second Rogue from X-men. Lastly, even though she’s not a “toon,” I have to mention Lara Croft from Tomb Raider.

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“Life is hard…but God is good”

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**Author:** ![GraceTX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c4cdca/32.png) [@GraceTX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GraceTX)\
**Post date:** [February 5, 2000, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-toons/13558/51 "2000-02-05T23:42:00Z")

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Put me down for another Gambit (Remy LeBeau) vote! Yikes! That toon was sexy!

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“Nostalgia isn’t what it used to be.”

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**Author:** ![Y2Sandgirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/258eb7/32.png) [@Y2Sandgirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Y2Sandgirl)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2000, 12:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-toons/13558/52 "2000-02-06T00:28:00Z")

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I always thought Doug Funny was pretty cute myself 😉

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The best things in life are Italian…that’s the thing, though…I’m not Italian.

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**Author:** ![Pixoid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Pixoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pixoid)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2000, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-toons/13558/53 "2000-02-06T00:30:00Z")

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You know what’s sad? I didn’t even recognize this as an old thread. I was reading through the posts, and I came to one about Asterix. I thought, “Whoa! Somebody **else** thinks Asterix is cute?!” and looked at the member name.

It was me. I didn’t remember my own damn post. :rolleyes:

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**Author:** ![jab1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ee7513/32.png) [@jab1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jab1)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2000, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-toons/13558/54 "2000-02-06T02:04:00Z")

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> Originally posted by Doctor Jackson:  
> **Aunt Fritzi from the “Nancy” comic strip. It’s the lamest comic strip in existance, but Fritzi is HOT! Also Blondie and Trixie Bumstead.**

Look at how they draw Aunt Fritzi now: [www.comiczone.com/comics/nancy/archive/cal-05.html](http://www.comiczone.com/comics/nancy/archive/cal-05.html)

Hoo, boy! Also:

Wonder Woman  
The Invisible Girl  
Jasmine  
Esmeralda  
Pocahontas  
Lt. Uhura (in _Star Trek Animated_)  
Supergirl  
Storm, of the X-Men.

And I could go on… (Hey, what’s the name of the strip that appears or did appear in _Penthouse_??

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\>\< DARWIN \>  
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**Author:** ![DAVEW0071](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e19b73/32.png) [@DAVEW0071](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DAVEW0071)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2000, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-toons/13558/55 "2000-02-06T03:10:00Z")

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OK, I agree with Ariel from The Little Mermaid, and most of the current Disney heroines. I also can dig Wonder Woman and the Li’l Abner wimmen. I can even see Ma’mselle Hepsibah from Pogo.

But have you all forgotten Betty Boop? She’s the prototype sexy little cartoon vixen.

I got a serious thing for Betty Boop.

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The Dave-Guy  
“since my daughter’s only half-Jewish, can she go in up to her knees?” J.H. Marx

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**Author:** ![Cowboy\_Greg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ba0ec/32.png) [@Cowboy\_Greg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cowboy_Greg)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2000, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-toons/13558/56 "2000-02-06T03:28:00Z")

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Tarzan was okay, but his dad was a lot cuter… woof!

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Shared pain is lessened; shared joy is increased.

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**Author:** ![ThisYearsGirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@ThisYearsGirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThisYearsGirl)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2000, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-toons/13558/57 "2000-02-06T03:34:00Z")

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I think Fry from “Futurama” is kinda cute.

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**Author:** ![robertfhm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b5a626/32.png) [@robertfhm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/robertfhm)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2000, 3:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-toons/13558/58 "2000-02-06T03:37:00Z")

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Over 50 posts and not a single vote for Judy Jetson! Come on, the pony tail, the cut off shirt and her own jet pack.

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**Author:** ![Trout\_Mask\_Replica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/a88e57/32.png) [@Trout\_Mask\_Replica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trout_Mask_Replica)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2000, 3:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-toons/13558/59 "2000-02-06T03:46:00Z")

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ARG220 said:

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> Lastly, even though she’s not a “toon,” I have to mention Lara Croft from Tomb Raider.

Ehh, those grotesque boob-shaped polygons just don’t do it for me. 🙂 If I were to pick a video-game vixen, I’d pick Rynn from Drakan.

–  
TMR

‘From the depths of TMR’s sick and twisted bookmarks comes: [Cartoon Girls I Wanna Nail](http://www.geocities.com/TelevisionCity/1356/).’

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**Author:** ![Sam\_Vimes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e68b1a/32.png) [@Sam\_Vimes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sam_Vimes)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2000, 4:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-toons/13558/60 "2000-02-06T04:30:00Z")

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Uhhh . . . when Bugs Bunny . . . you know, dressed up as a girl bunny . . . did anyone find that kind of attractive?

Oh, uh, me either.

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I abso-fucking-lutely am standing on the surface of the fucking moon. I am talking to you from the goddamned fucking moon. Jesus H. Christ in a chicken basket.–Neil Armstrong

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