# Hottest USA Network Chick - and why

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-usa-network-chick-and-why/509048>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [September 6, 2009, 7:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-usa-network-chick-and-why/509048 "2009-09-06T07:29:10Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 16\
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**Author:** ![Odesio](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/odesio/32/20003_2.png) [@Odesio](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Odesio)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2009, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-usa-network-chick-and-why/509048/21 "2009-09-09T02:23:48Z")

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No love for Rhonda Shear from USA’s Up All Night? Ok, it was a long time ago.

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**Author:** ![Face\_Intentionally\_Left\_Blank](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/face_intentionally_left_blank/32/288_2.png) [@Face\_Intentionally\_Left\_Blank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Face_Intentionally_Left_Blank)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2009, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-usa-network-chick-and-why/509048/22 "2009-09-09T05:35:42Z")

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> [@Odesio](#):
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> No love for Rhonda Shear from USA’s Up All Night? Ok, it was a long time ago.

First one I thought of on reading the title. Well, her and Caroline Schlitt. I thought Caroline was funnier, but Rhonda was built like a Vargas pinup.

Oddly, Gilbert Gottfried also came to mind, but I’m happy to say he didn’t make my “Hot Chick” list. It’s the voice, you understand.

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**Author:** ![Abby\_Emma\_Sasha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e68b1a/32.png) [@Abby\_Emma\_Sasha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Abby_Emma_Sasha)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2009, 6:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-usa-network-chick-and-why/509048/23 "2009-09-09T06:41:40Z")

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Eleanor!

> **[Holly Maples | Actress](https://www.imdb.com/name/nm0544599/)**
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> Known for: Almost Famous, The Animal, In Plain Sight

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**Author:** ![Justin\_Credible](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a8b319/32.png) [@Justin\_Credible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Credible)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2009, 6:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-usa-network-chick-and-why/509048/24 "2009-09-09T06:47:30Z")

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> [@Tim\_R.Mortiss](#):
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> Yes, I make it a policy never to try to get to know anything about show-folk whose work I admire. After seeing Patrick Stewart on the tonight show, I could never enjoy Star Trek TNG quite as much as I used to.

Why, what happened on the show?

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**Author:** ![Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tim_r.mortiss/32/142_2.png) [@Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tim_R.Mortiss)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2009, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-usa-network-chick-and-why/509048/25 "2009-09-09T16:20:52Z")

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> [@Justin\_Credible](#):
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> Why, what happened on the show?

He was a pompous ass.

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**Author:** ![wierdaaron](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/eada6e/32.png) [@wierdaaron](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wierdaaron)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2009, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-usa-network-chick-and-why/509048/26 "2009-09-09T16:26:18Z")

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Maybe he was doing a bit. Patrick Stewart does a lot of self-defacing stuff these days, mostly making fun of how proper and pompous he seems. Family Guy, American Dad, Extras, etc.

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2009, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-usa-network-chick-and-why/509048/27 "2009-09-09T19:42:58Z")

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> [@Covered\_In\_Bees](#):
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> I swear no one reads my posts. I already linked to your first picture. It was “about” in my previous post. The rest are nice though. 😉

Ten links? And people are expected to click them all? Sorry, that’s too many for me.

Although I could have used Text To Image and the links would have automatically converted to pictures. But still, I’m of the TL;DR mindset on message boards, for which I apologize in this case.

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**Author:** ![Covered\_In\_Bees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ab992/32.png) [@Covered\_In\_Bees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covered_In_Bees)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2009, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-usa-network-chick-and-why/509048/28 "2009-09-09T20:06:00Z")

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They were ten links directly to pictures of beautiful women. What the hell is so hard about hitting a mouse button ten times to get ten different pictures of said women?

What kind of backwards message board universe have I gotten myself into here? :eek:

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**Author:** ![Baal\_Houtham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/baal_houtham/32/13604_2.png) [@Baal\_Houtham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baal_Houtham)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2009, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-usa-network-chick-and-why/509048/29 "2009-09-09T20:16:54Z")

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> [@Covered\_In\_Bees](#):
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> They were ten links directly to pictures of beautiful women. What the hell is so hard about hitting a mouse button ten times to get ten different pictures of said women?

Thank you for creating that collection of links. It was appreciated.

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**Author:** ![echowit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/59ef9b/32.png) [@echowit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/echowit)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2009, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-usa-network-chick-and-why/509048/30 "2009-09-09T20:20:24Z")

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> [@Covered\_In\_Bees](#):
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> [Is](http://corporate.liasophia.com/images/rc/uFront09_reshmaShetty.jpg) [this](http://static.tvguide.com/MediaBin/Galleries/Shows/A_F/Bq_Bz/Burn_Notice/season3/burn-notice101.jpg) [good](http://images.dailyradar.com/media/uploads/showhype/story_large/2009/05/21/alicia_witt.jpg) [enough](http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_eHkTwd4aRic/RoRGymgZ93I/AAAAAAAAAWA/DREkTGSolrg/s320/psych_02xgen_08.jpg) [for](http://www.cinemablend.com/images/sections/18001/_1244224051.jpg) [you?](http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_0V88Ov8kRQE/SBXTZuhJgtI/AAAAAAAAAlI/7ja1sgVufPY/s400/jpi_episode13259_87700.jpg) [What](http://l.yimg.com/l/tv/us/img/site/27/36/0000002736_20060919193215.jpg) [about](http://i64.photobucket.com/albums/h168/catahecasa/Sonstiges/TH99e.jpg) [now](http://photos.signonsandiego.com/albums/emmys2006/55_G_001.jpg) [sir?](http://www.nicewallpapers.info/pics/Celebrities/nicole-hiltz/nicole-hiltz_4.jpg)

A well cited post, Sir!

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**Author:** ![Irishman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/b487fb/32.png) [@Irishman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Irishman)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2009, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-usa-network-chick-and-why/509048/31 "2009-09-09T20:34:45Z")

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Shirona from Monk (Bitty Schram) never did anything for me. Didn’t care for her look, and her voice was painful to hear.

Fiona from Burn Notice (Gabrielle Anwar) was hot, but is a bit too thin now.

Juliet O’Hara from Psych (Maggie Lawson) is pretty hot.

Divya from Royal Pains (Reshma Shetty) is okay.

Jill Casey (Jill Flint) is attractive, but the vacillation over which guy she likes/doesn’t like is too annoying.

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**Author:** ![Covered\_In\_Bees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ab992/32.png) [@Covered\_In\_Bees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covered_In_Bees)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 2009, 9:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-usa-network-chick-and-why/509048/32 "2009-09-09T21:03:21Z")

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> [@Baal\_Houtham](#):
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> Thank you for creating that collection of links. It was appreciated.

> [@echowit](#):
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> A well cited post, Sir!

When it comes to beautiful women, I’m happy to serve. 😉

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2009, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-usa-network-chick-and-why/509048/33 "2009-09-10T01:14:18Z")

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> [@Covered\_In\_Bees](#):
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> They were ten links directly to pictures of beautiful women. What the hell is so hard about hitting a mouse button ten times to get ten different pictures of said women?
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> What kind of backwards message board universe have I gotten myself into here? :eek:

Sorry again. I didn’t mean to sound unappreciative. I readily admit to being lazy. That’s why I have the [Text-to-Image](https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/618) add on for Firefox. It automatically renders image links directly into images without clicking. However, in this case, I was too lazy to even turn that on.

Really, it’s not you. It’s me. I shouldn’t have complained, and sorry if I gave the impression I didn’t appreciate the number of links. They are all good pictures and I appreciate the effort that went into searching for them.

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**Author:** ![Covered\_In\_Bees](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ab992/32.png) [@Covered\_In\_Bees](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Covered_In_Bees)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2009, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-usa-network-chick-and-why/509048/34 "2009-09-10T01:27:01Z")

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> [@cochrane](#):
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> Sorry again. I didn’t mean to sound unappreciative. I readily admit to being lazy. That’s why I have the [Text-to-Image](https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/618) add on for Firefox. It automatically renders image links directly into images without clicking. However, in this case, I was too lazy to even turn that on.
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> Really, it’s not you. It’s me. I shouldn’t have complained, and sorry if I gave the impression I didn’t appreciate the number of links. They are all good pictures and I appreciate the effort that went into searching for them.

[It’s](http://www.bostonherald.com/blogs/entertainment/hollywood_mine/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/gabrielle-anwar.jpg) [all](http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_44LBCUY-H6E/SLLMq7azm1I/AAAAAAAAE2k/Fpz2-I5KAjA/s800/1.jpg) [good](http://www.morethings.com/pictures/music/vanessa-hudgens-bikini.jpg) [my](http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_qcWjCO8idGo/SYDRyXvEsuI/AAAAAAAALjk/biBUlT8Z3K8/s400/Malin_Akerman_The_Comeback_Topless_Bikini_1.jpg) [friend.](http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_IKAx782HQ9g/SgAqM5lQneI/AAAAAAAAE9k/lfCbycPIeg8/s400/maggie+lawson+2.jpg)

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [September 10, 2009, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-usa-network-chick-and-why/509048/35 "2009-09-10T01:37:03Z")

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> [@Covered\_In\_Bees](#):
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> [It’s](http://www.bostonherald.com/blogs/entertainment/hollywood_mine/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/gabrielle-anwar.jpg) [all](http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_44LBCUY-H6E/SLLMq7azm1I/AAAAAAAAE2k/Fpz2-I5KAjA/s800/1.jpg) [good](http://www.morethings.com/pictures/music/vanessa-hudgens-bikini.jpg) [my](http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_qcWjCO8idGo/SYDRyXvEsuI/AAAAAAAALjk/biBUlT8Z3K8/s400/Malin_Akerman_The_Comeback_Topless_Bikini_1.jpg) [friend.](http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_IKAx782HQ9g/SgAqM5lQneI/AAAAAAAAE9k/lfCbycPIeg8/s400/maggie+lawson+2.jpg)

It certainly is. Thank you for those. 🙂

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**Author:** ![TBG](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c89c15/32.png) [@TBG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TBG)\
**Post date:** [September 12, 2009, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/hottest-usa-network-chick-and-why/509048/36 "2009-09-12T04:20:46Z")

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Not to cast a vote that way or anything, but everyone so far seems to be overlooking the “Divas” on WWE Raw.

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