# HouDope2 **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 27, 1999, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/houdope2/11708 "1999-11-27T05:10:00Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 1999, 6:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/houdope2/11708/21 "1999-11-29T06:24:00Z")
Jiminy, this thing is 19 posts long _before_ the scandal sheet comes out! OK, we agreed that I don’t have to be editor extraordinaire to retain my job as Houston party secretary. In fact, we agreed that I can just type it in _as is_. In fact, we agreed that if anyone else wants this job, they can have it! At my current compensation! Administrative Notices: HouDope3 will be Sunday, December 19, 1999. Format as yet unknown. Roll call for ID’d Houston dopers (check in, if you’d like): **edwino nasargent johnnyharvard Misanthrope starfish cooldude dawnbird TheNerd** - in touch **Cessandra** - in touch **Ayesha** - present and accounted for **The LION** - present and accounted for **Sealemon88** - present and accounted for **beatle** - present and accounted for So we started out on the only section we agreed to (once again) not actually post… \*\*BAD DOGS M\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\* W\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\* b\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\* J\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\* V\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\* K\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\* J_ **J** _ o\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\* P\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\*\* (some of the above can be found in GD) (Mutual agreement) - DON’T FEED THE TROLLS And then there was **BIGGUNS** **LivingLife** Slightly different category **GOD** **Bug Vomit** Got that out of the way - the rest of ya - if you see your name here we either love you or at least think you’re allright. The seam in your jeans… men can’t hang… Don’t tell’em about “The Plan.” hand/arm tremors _help me_ = real + humor _SEX_ **elelle**? **OpalCat** body image **tomndebb** ( **He whose name was never mentioned** )'s ass, _again_ \*\*Ayesha tennhippie\*\* \*\* \* \*\* \*\*handy tatertot\*\* * * * Acid & chili Screamin’ Chicken bad trip pleasurable piercing needles “broke in my car - 1st road trip - next stop - CUBA!” Shameless Eric Lick Fu Self discovery @ 12 [Guy Stuff](http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/002331.html) [Have you ever been stalked?](http://www.straightdope.com/ubb/Forum4/HTML/002585.html) **Drain Bead** & **Falcon** Favorite Books (series) _Crosstime Engineer_ (Frankofski) _Xanth_ (Piers Anthony) _Honor Harrington_ _The Deeds of Paksinarrion_ (Elizabeth Moon) **Ayesha** had a Slow Comfortable Screw (while we watched and cheered). Bad Jokes? When I was a leggy supermodel… _All_ men… **Byz** has fleas! **Byz** is a motormouth! **Byz** … Kyle Munchausen by proxy Spaghetti, **Ayesha** and **The LION** SDMB addict! **beatle** is really a short, blonde hispanic female. **BYZ IS A** funny looking **GUY**!!! - An eyepatch, stubble, 800 lbs. and a second nose…and a third breast. The worst part is she has a second head and _it_ talks, too! **Ayesha** is timid? Chocolate, cherries and they all have a little “dip” right there. Proposed thread: What’s the grossest thing you’ll admit to. 11 straws collected for **SqrlCub**. cousin, **Ayesha** and **Byz** … Would you like a cup of coffee? Hide the hinky (FTR - they’d both do Eric)? multitasking men **NT grrrl** ’s cat \*\*Sanibelman sunbear ChiefScott Coldfire Dianne Krispy Original\*\* 2 x 27 MHz children’s walkie-talkies “I _love_ pro wrestling.” **Byz** noticed the waiter they sent in after we toasted the initial waitress has a muffin tin arse. “I _love_ perverts on the phone.” **manhattan** After 10 beers: - **Byz** ’ movie mogul brother thinks he’s better than us. - **Zette** ’s sister!! - We’re all a bunch of idiots whoove had tooo mush ta drimk ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 1999, 6:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/houdope2/11708/22 "1999-11-29T06:58:00Z")
Ya left out death, cops, dogs, more sex talk, WallyM7, CanadianSue, and UncleBeer. Hmmm…that might have been the conversation I was having with my invisible friends. Great job, Beatle. * * * You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing. ---
**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 1999, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/houdope2/11708/23 "1999-11-28T22:57:00Z")
And ChrisCTP, the PIT, Alphagene, 16 year olds, water-cooled bikes,…maybe we need a tape recorder (and, for this last one, 10-11 hours of tape). Better yet we need to recruit some Houston area court reporter. ---
**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 1999, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/houdope2/11708/24 "1999-11-28T23:06:00Z")
Oh, and how could I forget ( **manny** just reminded me on a thread in GQ) **non-clickers**? ---
**Author:** ![manhattan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manhattan/32/7_2.png) [@manhattan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manhattan)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 1999, 11:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/houdope2/11708/25 "1999-11-28T23:13:00Z")
I hope I didn’t seem to be stealing your thunder over there, **beatle**. ## This thread is great. I was mentioned in a good way, which is good. If the list is chronological, I was mentioned immediately prior to a consensus that too much alcohol had been consumed. That’s even better! Perhaps I’ll have to fly out for Houdope 4 in January. Livin’ on Tums, Vitamin E and Rogaine ---
**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 1999, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/houdope2/11708/26 "1999-11-29T01:22:00Z")
Well, I’ve been cruising the board, wondering where to squander my hard-earned 1000th post, and it looks like the best place is to use it to extend an invite to **manhattan** to come join us for HouDope4. It will be scheduled in about a month. The loose criterion we’ve been working with is the as yet to be announced arrival date, and local tenure, of **Mike King** , soon to be…(he’s considering a name-change operation)??? So, c’mon manny, c’mon Mike (Jesus?)!!! Good! Now that’s over and I don’t have to look at the odometer for another 6 or 7 months. ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 1999, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/houdope2/11708/27 "1999-11-29T01:26:00Z")
First Ayesha asked for a slpw screw, she got a regular screw instead. Then she tried to instruct the bartender on the proper way to do a slow screw, but she still got a slow comfortable screw. And she did ask Lion if she could have said screw before hand. “Ayesha,timid ?” beatle Are you implying sir , that I am anything execpt a shy, sweet , INNOCENT, quiet,lovely, motherly type of woman ? Now if you will excuse me, I have to go adjust my seam. * * * Ayesha - Lioness * * * There are two solutions to every problem : the wrong one, and mine (Thomas A. Edison) ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 1999, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/houdope2/11708/28 "1999-11-29T01:28:00Z")
Can’t wait to see the video… sounds like you guys had a great time. * * * I am me… accept it or not. ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 1999, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/houdope2/11708/29 "1999-11-29T01:29:00Z")
oops 🙂 * * * I am me… accept it or not. ---
**Author:** ![Ringo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/779978/32.png) [@Ringo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ringo)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 1999, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/houdope2/11708/30 "1999-11-29T04:06:00Z")
Bob to the top…sploosh ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 1999, 7:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/houdope2/11708/31 "1999-11-29T07:11:00Z")
Alright, who told Sue about the video ? You guys are always promising me that you won’t tell if I agree to certian things, and then you tell ! Last time it telling NTGrrrl about us holding HouDope 1 w/o any pants on, now C.Sue know’s about the video ! And people say women gossip ! sheesh * * * Ayesha - Lioness * * * There are two solutions to every problem : the wrong one, and mine (Thomas A. Edison) ---
**Author:** ![system](https://global.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/original/2X/e/e489c3b7d8fce19c4b355dd4fc3f88cc39c34b87.png) [@system](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/system)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 1999, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/houdope2/11708/32 "1999-11-30T00:53:00Z")
My dates to Houston are now set. I’ll be arriving on Jan 13th and departing on the 31st. This leaves open the weekends of the 15th and 16th, 22nd and 23rd, and 29th and 30th, along with all those weekdays. I’m on vacation so my schedule is wide open. So post or send me an email to let me know what the plans are. As for my name change, I’m not planning on switching to Jesus Christ (because y’all are going to be meeting Satan this month and everybody would just end up endlessly comparing us). Bug Vomit was quickly appropriated by another poster after I mentioned it (and I’m trying not to imagine who wanted it). And I’m passing on my other mention, Twelve Inch Penis, because there’s no need to brag. Rest assured that when I switch over, I will do it in a blatant and flagrent manner, so that everyone will know. So look forward to January, when Manhattan and I show you guys how to party down New York Millennium style. ---
**Author:** ![Byzantine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dfb087/32.png) [@Byzantine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Byzantine)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 1999, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/houdope2/11708/33 "1999-12-04T15:38:00Z")
I’m home now in SLC and I just wanted to say a big THANKS to you folks. I had a wonderful time in Texas. Anyone who is going to be in town and wants to have a rip-roaring good time should definitely hang with this group! Just be sure to pack an extra liver! Lioness made me a very cool bottle that she filled with chocolate kisses. I did NOT spin the Lion but I did give him a hard time. Actually, I messed with Beatle’s head the most. He took it like a trouper so that MUST be why he called me a piece of work! He could have called me a piece of something far worse! 😉 Truth be told I joked and teased everyone. I told you guys that I only joke around with people I like so hey, I LIKE YOU! I’m not sure when I’ll be back in town but I will let you all know. Perhaps this time we can hang a bit closer to your homes and not out in the Sticks of La Porte! I’m surprised more posters haven’t asked the specifics on any of those topics (good work on that BTW) but if anyone is interested we could have several throughly delightful discussions about any or all of them. ## Again, thanks everyone for making my vacation a total hoot-n-holler! Best! Byz ---
**Author:** ![CanadianSue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/71e660/32.png) [@CanadianSue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CanadianSue)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 1999, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/houdope2/11708/34 "1999-12-04T15:53:00Z")
Glad to hear you had such a good time Byz. * * * I am me… accept it or not. ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 1999, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/houdope2/11708/35 "1999-12-04T17:27:00Z")
I was starting to wonder if you had forgotten us Byz. I know we all enjoyed meeting you. And it was great to have another female there. I hope all is well with your Sis & the baby. I bet your nephew (who is adorable btw ) misses you like crazy. I’m glad you liked the jar. * * * Ayesha - Lioness * * * There are two solutions to every problem : the wrong one, and mine (Thomas A. Edison) ---
**Author:** ![SanibelMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@SanibelMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanibelMan)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 1999, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/houdope2/11708/36 "1999-12-04T19:29:00Z")
ME? You talked about ME? What in the world could I have possibly added to your conversation? ---
**Author:** ![Ayesha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c0e974/32.png) [@Ayesha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ayesha)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 1999, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/houdope2/11708/37 "1999-12-04T19:42:00Z")
Sanibelman, Don’t worry , it was good, maybe. * * * Ayesha - Lioness * * * There are two solutions to every problem : the wrong one, and mine (Thomas A. Edison) ---
**Author:** ![SanibelMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a88e4f/32.png) [@SanibelMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanibelMan)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 1999, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/houdope2/11708/38 "1999-12-04T21:25:00Z")
Oh, THAT’S comforting… * * * _ **SanibelMan** _ - [My Homepage](http://members.macconnect.com/~jonkleinow/) I could be doing something, but… _why?_ ---
**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 1999, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/houdope2/11708/39 "1999-12-04T22:42:00Z")
I look very forward to meeting all of you, even though it seems I didn’t come up in the vast conversations you had at this one. _sob_ No, I’m fine. _weep_ Really. _cry_ I’m fine. * * * Yer pal, Satan ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 1999, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/houdope2/11708/40 "1999-12-04T23:02:00Z")
“Satan”? Did someone invite a poster named _“Satan”_ to the next Houston meeting? who the hell is _he?_ * * * You say “cheesy” like that’s a **BAD** thing. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/houdope2/11708.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/houdope2/11708.md?page=3)