# "House" 05/03

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/house-05-03/302330>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [May 4, 2005, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/house-05-03/302330 "2005-05-04T05:22:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 13\
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**Author:** ![Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spatial_Rift_47)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2005, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/house-05-03/302330/21 "2005-05-04T21:32:39Z")

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**Digital Stimulus** , you’re right, which explains why the clip from the next episode is Cameron asking House **yet again** how he feels about her.

And **Klondike** , IIRC, the line is “an abnormal growth in her abdomen.” It’s the word “abnormal” that makes it funny.

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**Author:** ![ouryL](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ouryl/32/6067_2.png) [@ouryL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ouryL)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2005, 11:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/house-05-03/302330/22 "2005-05-04T23:20:32Z")

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_…still can’t believe House is the twit on Black Adder!.._

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**Author:** ![ouryL](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ouryl/32/6067_2.png) [@ouryL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ouryL)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2005, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/house-05-03/302330/23 "2005-05-04T23:22:33Z")

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> [@JerH](#):
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> Apart from referring to the guy who impregnated her as a felon, you mean?

Not if he was 10, then she would be the felon. ;j

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**Author:** ![KarlGrenze](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/dbc845/32.png) [@KarlGrenze](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KarlGrenze)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2005, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/house-05-03/302330/24 "2005-05-04T23:54:20Z")

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> [@ouryL](#):
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> Not if he was 10, then she would be the felon. ;j

Youngest guy on the team was 16, they said. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\
**Post date:** [May 4, 2005, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/house-05-03/302330/25 "2005-05-04T23:58:37Z")

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I dunno, he’s being a prick for no reason and the administrator-type is the same ineffectual anal-retentive cardboard cutout that does nothing but get in the way of House’s brilliant brilliance, as Chi McBride did.

If there was a possibility of somebody just losing it and punching House’s lights out, I might keep watching.

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**Author:** ![ftg](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ftg/32/2801_2.png) [@ftg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ftg)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2005, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/house-05-03/302330/26 "2005-05-05T16:04:54Z")

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Another “sexual content” factor is the interview with the 2nd woman candidate. Some mildy racy back and forth but then a line about An Unfortunate Act to A Sensitive Male Body Part.

Don’t these people know the rule “Don’t get your honey where you get your money”? (Or one of the more vulgar equivalents.) They’re supposed to be smart.

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2005, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/house-05-03/302330/27 "2005-05-05T18:59:41Z")

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> [@ftg](#):
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> Don’t these people know the rule “Don’t get your honey where you get your money”? (Or one of the more vulgar equivalents.) They’re supposed to be smart.

I’d always heard it as “don’t dip your pen in the company ink,” but apparently mileage varies.

I’m anxious to see where the Cameron thing goes. I think the writers are smart enough to realize that an actual romantic relationship would ruin much of the show.

By the way, the close-up of Jennifer Morrison’s face on the treadmill was the ONLY time I’ve seen her unattractive. I’d step over my dying mother for a shot with her.

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**Author:** ![Infovore](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/infovore/32/420_2.png) [@Infovore](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Infovore)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2005, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/house-05-03/302330/28 "2005-05-05T19:07:49Z")

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> [@Bryan Ekers](#):
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> If there was a possibility of somebody just losing it and punching House’s lights out, I might keep watching.

Keep watching. It’s gonna happen in the season finale in two or three weeks–but not by somebody he works with.

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**Author:** ![Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spatial_Rift_47)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2005, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/house-05-03/302330/29 "2005-05-05T19:24:24Z")

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Actually, Mr. Foster, the father of the teenaged PotW, did deck House a good one in “Detox.”

and for all you Trek fans out there, you may have recognized Mark Harelik from his role as Inspector Kashyk in Voyager’s episode “Counterpoint.”

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**Author:** ![Superdude](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/superdude/32/13450_2.png) [@Superdude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Superdude)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2005, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/house-05-03/302330/30 "2005-05-05T19:30:50Z")

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You beat me to it, **Rift**.

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**Author:** ![Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a8b319/32.png) [@Spatial\_Rift\_47](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spatial_Rift_47)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2005, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/house-05-03/302330/31 "2005-05-05T20:10:42Z")

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Fast as fast can be, can’t catch me! [/jackalope] 😃

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2005, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/house-05-03/302330/32 "2005-05-05T20:14:26Z")

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> [@Superdude](#):
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> By the way, the close-up of Jennifer Morrison’s face on the treadmill was the ONLY time I’ve seen her unattractive. I’d step over my dying mother for a shot with her.

You go right ahead; it just gives me a better shot at Lisa Edelstein…

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**Author:** ![audreyayn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c67d28/32.png) [@audreyayn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/audreyayn)\
**Post date:** [May 5, 2005, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/house-05-03/302330/33 "2005-05-05T21:19:39Z")

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Well, if it’s not sexual harrassment it’s at least inappropriate. He’s taking a big risk by doing it, not just emotionally. If she said later that he made her go on a date with him to get her job back, who would believe it was really the other way around?

Maybe I’m just having that thought because Cameron seems so cold lately. She hasn’t been acting nervous or unsure like she used to. It’s like she planned this all out and doesn’t really care about his response. Kinda creepy.

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