# House 10/21

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/house-10-21/468919>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [October 21, 2008, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/house-10-21/468919 "2008-10-21T18:22:15Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Mr.Excellent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f19dbf/32.png) [@Mr.Excellent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Excellent)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2008, 2:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/house-10-21/468919/21 "2008-10-22T14:46:46Z")

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> [@spoike](#):
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> Long-term angst is not very entertaining to me.

On the other hand, watching Thirteen make out with additional hot women would be _very_ entertaining to me - a key difference from the ER plot, I think.

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**Author:** ![StGermain](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stgermain/32/2868_2.png) [@StGermain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StGermain)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2008, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/house-10-21/468919/22 "2008-10-22T15:00:17Z")

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What exactly was House’s practical joke on Wilson at the beginning? Somehow it never came together for me.

StG

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**Author:** ![ShibbOleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/848f3c/32.png) [@ShibbOleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ShibbOleth)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2008, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/house-10-21/468919/23 "2008-10-22T15:03:52Z")

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> [@StGermain](#):
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> What exactly was House’s practical joke on Wilson at the beginning? Somehow it never came together for me.
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> StG

He took the large screw/bolt thing out of the back of his chair, so when he sat in it he fell down.

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**Author:** ![Omega\_Glory](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/7c8e57/32.png) [@Omega\_Glory](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omega_Glory)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2008, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/house-10-21/468919/24 "2008-10-22T15:09:03Z")

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What did the previews show? My DVR cut off right after Cuddy said she was adopting a baby.

And of course, the DVR will not let me set House’s recording cut off to 9:05 instead of 9:00.

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**Author:** ![amarinth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3be4f8/32.png) [@amarinth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amarinth)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2008, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/house-10-21/468919/25 "2008-10-22T15:17:08Z")

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Seconding **Omega Glory** ’s request.

Really, I know why they want me to watch the first 2 minutes after 9 - but they get exactly the same ratings boost for Fringe if they don’t lie when publishing their schedules.

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**Author:** ![Eleanor\_of\_Aquitaine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a88e4f/32.png) [@Eleanor\_of\_Aquitaine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eleanor_of_Aquitaine)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2008, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/house-10-21/468919/26 "2008-10-22T15:25:31Z")

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> [@Omega\_Glory](#):
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> And of course, the DVR will not let me set House’s recording cut off to 9:05 instead of 9:00.

Mine won’t either, and it’s driving me nuts. I’ve lost the ending of the last three House episodes.

I was even recording Fringe, which comes on next, but it didn’t start until 8:01. So the DVR knew to delay Fringe, but didn’t know to extend House.

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**Author:** ![MovieMogul](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f08c70/32.png) [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2008, 3:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/house-10-21/468919/27 "2008-10-22T15:27:31Z")

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> [@ShibbOleth](#):
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> He took the large screw/bolt thing out of the back of his chair, so when he sat in it he fell down.

And then he left a donut on the floor for Wilson to find after he fell.

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**Author:** ![spoike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/da6949/32.png) [@spoike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/spoike)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2008, 3:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/house-10-21/468919/28 "2008-10-22T15:43:50Z")

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> [@Dinsdale](#):
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> My tape switched off near the end. The last thing I saw was Wilson walking into a room with a lot of stuffed animals or something. Anyone willing to recap how much and what I missed?

I’ll do my best to summarize, and hopefully someone with a better memory will drop in to supplement (or correct).

Wilson walked into a baby supply store, where he met Cuddy, who was looking for his input into which crib she should purchase. House followed shortly after Wilson. After Cuddy figured out that Wilson led House to her, she shared with House the news that she is adopting a baby (she looked really excited). When Wilson went to the diner, he had been meeting with Cuddy to write a character reference for her adoption agency.

House looks shocked, there’s more dialogue I can’t remember, and then Cuddy finally asks him if he’s happy for her. He responds with, “If you’re happy, I’m…” and walks out (responding the same way he did to Wilson’s news about his prostitute girlfriend).

He did not look happy, for the record. He looked sad or hurt or angry or all three.

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**Author:** ![TroubleAgain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e480ec/32.png) [@TroubleAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroubleAgain)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2008, 3:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/house-10-21/468919/29 "2008-10-22T15:44:51Z")

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> [@ivylass](#):
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> I knew what Churgen’s (sp?) was from watching \*Mystery Diagnosis \*on Discovery Channel! And who has that link to the doctor who recaps the _House_ episodes from a medical standpoint? I find those very interesting.

Someone does this? WANT?

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**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2008, 3:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/house-10-21/468919/30 "2008-10-22T15:49:39Z")

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> [@spoike](#):
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> I watched [the trailer](http://www.fox.com/house/) and was left feeling with a sense of déjà vu. I am almost positive that there was an episode of ER that began in much the same way. I think the doctor there may have been Pratt, but it was years ago, so I’m not sure. It even featured the same sort of
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> “What’s her name? I don’t know.”
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> exchange seen in the trailer.

That was Doug Ross, way back before ER sucked.

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**Author:** ![Sigmagirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Sigmagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sigmagirl)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2008, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/house-10-21/468919/31 "2008-10-22T15:51:19Z")

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> [@spoike](#):
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> Apparently that episode was aired in October 1996, so perhaps the House writers didn’t think anyone would remember. Come to think of it, I would probably have assumed 12 years would be enough for people to forget, too.

They don’t know me.

> [@spoike](#):
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> Wilson walked into a baby supply store, where he met Cuddy, who was looking for his input into which crib she should purchase.

Because Wilson is the go-to guy for all things infant. Three marriages, no kids. And how the hell would he know what kind of crib to buy? Because “being supportive” is probably an endorsement on his driver’s license.

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**Author:** ![Sublata](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/7cd45c/32.png) [@Sublata](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sublata)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2008, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/house-10-21/468919/32 "2008-10-22T15:53:01Z")

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> [@TroubleAgain](#):
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> Someone does this? WANT?

I think [this](http://www.politedissent.com/house_pd.html) is it.

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**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2008, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/house-10-21/468919/33 "2008-10-22T15:53:54Z")

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> [@nevermore](#):
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> 1. Why was House so thunderstruck by the revelation that Cuddy was adopting and Wilson was vouching for her? What the hell difference would it make to him? Even assuming that he’s got feelings for her (which I do, because come on, they’ve been dancing around each other for five seasons now), what would it matter?

Because Cuddy’s in love with House, and he knows it. Because the part of House that isn’t in love with Wilson is in love with her, and he knows that she knows it. Because for all the abuse he heaps on her, he thinks that if ANYONE should be sharing that kind of moment with her, it should be him. Because half the reason he’s so bitchy about her desires to be pregnant is that his wonderfully diseased mind thinks that if she’s gonna be having anybody’s baby, she should be having his. Because Wilson & Cuddy sharing such a moment without him is his own fault, and he knows it.

Want some more? 'Cause I’ve got, like, fifteen left.

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**Author:** ![Sigmagirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c89c15/32.png) [@Sigmagirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sigmagirl)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2008, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/house-10-21/468919/34 "2008-10-22T15:57:54Z")

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Because, as was so often repeated throughout the episode, \*House doesn’t like change.\*Cuddy having a baby would change things. Change = bad.

ETA: Plus, what Skald said.

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**Author:** ![Antinor01](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecae2f/32.png) [@Antinor01](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Antinor01)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2008, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/house-10-21/468919/35 "2008-10-22T15:58:35Z")

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> [@TroubleAgain](#):
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> Someone does this? WANT?

[Politedissent.com](http://Politedissent.com)

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**Author:** ![PoorYorick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecccb3/32.png) [@PoorYorick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PoorYorick)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2008, 4:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/house-10-21/468919/36 "2008-10-22T16:15:11Z")

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I love House, and I have the willing suspension of disbelief that’s required to make this one of my favorite shows. But no one realized that patient couldn’t produce tears? Wouldn’t the dessicated eyeballs have been a clue? Or the constant need for eye drops?

It’s funny that I can cheerfully overlook almost all the other absurdities, but this one pings my Believe-O-Meter for some reason. Or did I miss something?

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**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2008, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/house-10-21/468919/37 "2008-10-22T16:26:35Z")

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> [@PoorYorick](#):
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> I love House, and I have the willing suspension of disbelief that’s required to make this one of my favorite shows. But no one realized that patient couldn’t produce tears? Wouldn’t the dessicated eyeballs have been a clue? Or the constant need for eye drops?
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> It’s funny that I can cheerfully overlook almost all the other absurdities, but this one pings my Believe-O-Meter for some reason. Or did I miss something?

It is little-known that House’s brilliance derives from his mutant ability to suck brainpower from those around him. The smarter he becomes, the stupider his co-workers become. How else do you think Chase and Cameron ended up together?

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**Author:** ![Neidhart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bbe5ce/32.png) [@Neidhart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neidhart)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2008, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/house-10-21/468919/38 "2008-10-22T16:35:44Z")

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Why, WHY couldn’t they have gotten Alicia Witt to play 13??

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**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2008, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/house-10-21/468919/39 "2008-10-22T16:38:23Z")

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> [@PoorYorick](#):
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> I love House, and I have the willing suspension of disbelief that’s required to make this one of my favorite shows. But no one realized that patient couldn’t produce tears? Wouldn’t the dessicated eyeballs have been a clue? Or the constant need for eye drops?

And wouldn’t an onion held near the eyes still be irritating if one couldn’t make tears? She didn’t blink or flinch.

(Not sure about “fugly,” but Thirteen’s pal didn’t do anything for me either… had kind of a Kristy McNichol thing going on.)

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**Author:** ![delphica](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9a140/32.png) [@delphica](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/delphica)\
**Post date:** [October 22, 2008, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/house-10-21/468919/40 "2008-10-22T16:44:24Z")

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> [@ShibbOleth](#):
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> Also, FTR, I didn’t think that [Spencer](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0331854/), the girl that 13 hooked up with, was “fugly”. She wasn’t hot, either. J[ust okay/average](http://aka.mylifetime.com/files/images/mov-3746-286x160.jpg). Seemed to maybe have a nice body but they didn’t show enough of the important bits. She was only the same size as 13, so if you think 13 is emaciated I guess the same would go for her.

I spent the episode being very vaguely unsettled because I think Angela Gots bears a freaky resemblance to Kristy McNichol during her [Buddy on _Family_](http://www.mscl.com/img/scripts/mscl_interview14.jpg) years.

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