House Hunting Duds

In our world of cookie cutter McMansions in Beigeburbia, my husband and I made a conscious decision to live in a neighbourhood where we can paint our house salmon pink if we want to.

My parents-in-law have a pink bathroom that is probably about 30 years old - I should send them that link. :slight_smile:

My grandfather had one of those 50’s pink bathrooms in the CA Bay Area. I love those old bathrooms like that.

When I lived in the Bay Area, a bathroom in an apartment I lived in was dark hot pink on one wall and bright pink on the other 3. It was lit by a dim yellow bulb. You couldn’t see anything but pink in there…

I live in an Eisenhower-era bungalow. It’s been pretty much renovated, but I still have pink tiles & a pink tub. It’s not the princess/cameo pink - it’s more of a sandy pink, and there’s a modern white toilet and very nice vanity & lighting. I love it.

I do wish I had a Cinderella bathtub, though
:smiley:

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Bulldozer rental. Like I said, “generous” allowance for clean up.

Where in the country was this, and when was the place built?

I’d lay odds that it was for the maid’s use. We visited friends in an older house in Richmond that had a basement, with (IIRC) a dirt floor - and in one corner there was a cubicle with a toilet and nothing else. The owners told us that was supposedly the maid’s toilet (they were not the original owners, and never had a maid).

We didn’t see any real whoppers when we were house-hunting 23 years ago, except for the one where the entire family was there hanging out in the living room - and a bunch of incense was burning. We always wondered what they were trying to cover up with the smell.

Here’s a site y’all might enjoy - lovely listings - odd finds in real estate listings.

Just watched “The Help” a couple of weeks ago, and was amazed/appalled that people in the South used to build separate bathrooms/toilet cubicles for the use of their African American maids because they didn’t want them using the family facilities. Could it have been something like that?

The TV Nerd’s house: It was difficult to imagine what the house would look like without the EIGHT (yes, we counted) big screen TVs. There was a 40" projection tabletop set in the kitchen, and that was the smallest screen we saw. This was not a high-end home in any other respect, either. Just crammed with high dollar TVs.

The Suicide house: Wonderful floor plan, great neighborhood. Bad, bad, master bathroom. It had been the site of a suicide a few weeks before, and while they’d cleaned it up pretty well, the bathroom mirror still had a bullet hole, and the grout was bloodstained. Yuck.

They still do that in Brazil. I saw a new construction apartment there where there was a service area for the maid complete with a tiny full bathroom for the maid. In Brazil, the maid’s bathroom is usually of the kitchen. It is usually tiny and is the kind where there is a drain in the middle of the floor and a shower head over the toilet.

That’s the thing. With a lot of these things, some people see ICK. I see INSTANT PRICE DISCOUNT and great opportunity. I am happy that other people get turned off by that stuff however because it is easy to fix. Every property I have ever bought has had something superficial yet very fixable wrong with them and they were all great business opportunities.

Due to my job, I can log in to the realtors’ MLS for Victoria. You get a lot more detail, of course, and can view previous sales information. It’s possible to spend a LOT of time looking, and viewing property history, and what it sold for 10 years ago, and gawk at the multi-million dollar listings… sigh. It’s kind of fun, except it really does tell me how expensive it is to buy here.

I almost fainted last weekend when my brother mentioned watching “The Help” with a remark of “there’s nothing like that here”… the maids in Spain didn’t use to look all that different from the masters, but

  • speaking a different dialect? Check
  • speaking differently at home and in the masters’ pressence? Check
  • getting a tiny toilet the masters would never use and not being allowed to use the masters’ toilets? Check
  • if live-in, getting a bedroom the size of a closet, and being glad because they were sleeping in a bed for the first time since infancy? Oh wait: the closet-sized rooms have been seen in the homes of several of our relatives, and the bed detail is from that same brother’s mother in law :smack:

This past July and August, I lived in a flat in Madrid which would be described in Spain as “the ‘I want to but can’t afford to’ type”. The master bedroom was so narrow that if you placed a ‘marriage-size’ bed on it, whomever slept on the window’s side would have had to climb over the other - but it had clearly been designed to have a live-in maid. There were two entry doors, which were besides each other, but one opened to the micro-foyer and the other one directly to the kitchen. The maid’s toilet had one door to the foyer and one to the kitchen; you had to step into the shower to open either door and couldn’t open both at the same time. My mother’s closet has more footage than the room which would have been the maid’s bedroom.

Where I live, the local real estate association has a website that you can search property listings for this and surrounding counties, with filters for price and so on. When we bought our house eight years ago, I just looked through the listings and printed off the ones that looked good, my husband and I looked them over, and I called the agent and dictated to him the ones we wanted to see. All he had to do was set it up. Win/win for both of us. And the house we bought was one I found.

When I was very small we had a pink bathroom in a house we rented. This was the mid-1960s and my mother just wept over the horridness of it all. I have a great photo of my wee naked brother at about a year old, standing at the tub watching the water run in. Of course, being 5 years old, I thought a pink bathroom was the best thing ever.

As an adult I lived in a house with blue bathroom fixtures. The tile was a mix of pink and blue. After a while, you got to where you didn’t even notice it. :smiley:

Wow, that’s an interesting thought. Built in 1914, Boise ID, in a better part of town. It did have a “Maid’s quarters” which was a tiny room also off of the breakfast nook, which was off of the kitchen. Sort of makes sense now. The other two bedrooms shared a single hall access bathroom with make-do shower.

I looked at a home once with an interesting utility room located off the kitchen. Walking into the utility room you first see the washer/dryer but to the left against a wall, unsurrounded and out in the open, was a functional toilet. It was definitely a “What the hell were they thinking?” moment.

Hmmm, I will have to think back about 24 years to looking for a place in Norfolk.

What I ended up in - 13th Bay St Norfolk. White slums with a beach, go figure. Half a duplex, the required back door for the place was in the bathroom, you couldn’t sit on the pot and open the door. Had one of those in the wall gas furnaces that had issues when it lit that left a gentle film of soot in the entire place. Next door neighbors had a blowjob contest with the kids still in the yard and house [loud enough that sitting in my house with the windows open I heard all of it.] No idea of the marital status of anybody in that house. Neighbor in the apartment building behind the house on 12th street - navy guy killed his SO and left the body rotting in his tub for a month, showered on base and used a neighbors bathroom because ‘he was having drain problems the landlord wasn’t fixing.’ And the bikers that lived across the street dealt drugs and used to shoot out street lights and transformers for fun on weekends. But it cost me $250 a month for the 1 bedroom …

I looked at an apartment that had its own watercloset, but shared the shower room with 2 other apartments. There was a small peephole in the shower room that looked like it lead into the landlords apartment. Oddly enough he preferred renting to college age females. :dubious:

Small rental house near Ocean View in Norfolk, probably built in the 30s, no insulation in the walls - what I would call summer cottage construction, pretty much the outside layer of siding and the inside drywall were held together by the 2x4 frame. The construction was so shoddy the floor was … springy. It was like walking on a trampoline. The kitchen was one of those 10 cu foot half fridges with a freezer the size of a shoebox, one of the funky micro ranges, 2 burners and an oven you might be able to cook a chicken in if you crowded it in. A toaster oven would be better. The sink had no hot water, the hot water heater was only hooked up to the shower. 3x3 shower stall in metal, popriveted together and freestanding in the bathroom. Hot and cold running roaches. :eek:

When you can afford $300 max for rent, you get the real bottom of the barrel locations.

Well, it could be like what we did once - we built a bathroom in the basement that also housed the washer and dryer. Of course, ours looked like a bathroom that just happened to have a washer and dryer opposite the sink and toilet.