# House Speaker Contest

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/house-speaker-contest/974770>\
**Category:** Politics & Elections\
**Created:** [November 12, 2022, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/house-speaker-contest/974770 "2022-11-12T00:48:06Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 42

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**Author:** ![rocking\_chair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocking_chair/32/2918_2.png) [@rocking\_chair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rocking_chair)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2023, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/house-speaker-contest/974770/821 "2023-01-04T21:38:42Z")

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i believe there is a parliamentarian type that knows the archaic language of the house.

good one kolak of twilo

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**Author:** ![flurb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/51bf81/32.png) [@flurb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flurb)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2023, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/house-speaker-contest/974770/822 "2023-01-04T21:38:45Z")

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Likely the parliamentarian. The Clerk of the House never presides outside of this specific function so I’m sure she appreciates the prompting.

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**Author:** ![flurb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/51bf81/32.png) [@flurb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flurb)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2023, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/house-speaker-contest/974770/823 "2023-01-04T21:42:37Z")

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That voice vote to adjourn did seem awfully close, but I guess no member actually moved the yeas and nays.

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**Author:** ![Kolak\_of\_Twilo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kolak_of_twilo/32/73_2.png) [@Kolak\_of\_Twilo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kolak_of_Twilo)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2023, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/house-speaker-contest/974770/824 "2023-01-04T21:46:12Z")

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Former GOP Congresscritter David Jolly of Florida just suggested it wouldn’t surprise him if they come back and McCarthy withdraws and nominates his replacement, likely Steve Scalise.

Personally, I think it is a bit early in the process for this to happen but who knows at this point.

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**Author:** ![thorny\_locust](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thorny_locust/32/431_2.png) [@thorny\_locust](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thorny_locust)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2023, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/house-speaker-contest/974770/825 "2023-01-04T21:47:34Z")

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> [@Kolak\_of\_Twilo](#):
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> just doing the same over and over doesn’t serve any purpose.

How many times did these guys try to repeal “Obamacare”?

– I wonder whether they’ll eventually try the tactic of ‘keep going all night until people are so exhausted they’ll agree to stuff they’d never have agreed to while awake’?

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**Author:** ![rocking\_chair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocking_chair/32/2918_2.png) [@rocking\_chair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rocking_chair)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2023, 9:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/house-speaker-contest/974770/826 "2023-01-04T21:48:34Z")

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[Opinion | McCarthy is the last of three little pigs. He’d best start packing. - The Washington Post](https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/2023/01/03/kevin-mccarthy-political-fable-boehner-cantor-ryan/)

this is a fun read. i enjoyed the description of ryan.

reporting is mccarthy is not stepping down. he feels he is entitled to be speaker, and does not care that he does not have the votes and will not get them.

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**Author:** ![Dinsdale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/97f17d/32.png) [@Dinsdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dinsdale)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2023, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/house-speaker-contest/974770/827 "2023-01-04T21:49:05Z")

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> [@Robot\_Arm](#):
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> This whole thing has reminded me of how much I hate the pro forma, performative aspect of politics.

I am SO with you on this. It has gotten to the point that I rarely watch any official proceedings. I wonder what the intended purpose of such displays/blathering is, or who it is intended to impress?

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**Author:** ![snowthx](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowthx/32/10660_2.png) [@snowthx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/snowthx)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2023, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/house-speaker-contest/974770/828 "2023-01-04T21:58:14Z")

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Why is KM so determined to get this role? He’s looking like a desperate fool. Does someone have sway over him, like if does not get this role, he may end up with cement shoes?

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**Author:** ![kenobi\_65](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kenobi_65/32/13178_2.png) [@kenobi\_65](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kenobi_65)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2023, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/house-speaker-contest/974770/829 "2023-01-04T22:00:59Z")

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> [@snowthx](#):
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> Why is KM so determined to get this role?

He clearly feels entitled to the job, and has been focused for years on achieving it. I think that he’s struggling to accept that things aren’t going his way.

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**Author:** ![Horatius](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/horatius/32/3572_2.png) [@Horatius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatius)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2023, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/house-speaker-contest/974770/830 "2023-01-04T22:01:46Z")

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> [@snowthx](#):
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> Why is KM so determined to get this role?

It may be he has realized that this will be his high water mark. He pretty much knows by now he’ll never be President, so Speaker is the most powerful position he can still aspire to. If he fails this, he’ll never reach this high again.

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2023, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/house-speaker-contest/974770/831 "2023-01-04T22:03:51Z")

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I wonder if McCarthy is planning a Jan 6 style coup as a last gasp.  
He did visit Trump at the top secret document storage facility-A-Lago. Maybe looking for pointers.

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**Author:** ![penultima\_thule](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/penultima_thule/32/3833_2.png) [@penultima\_thule](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/penultima_thule)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2023, 10:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/house-speaker-contest/974770/832 "2023-01-04T22:03:59Z")

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> [@Horatius](#):
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> If he fails this, he’ll never reach this high again.

If he continues to fail to get the numbers, he’ll never achieve this low again.

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**Author:** ![anny\_m](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@anny\_m](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/anny_m)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2023, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/house-speaker-contest/974770/833 "2023-01-04T22:13:25Z")

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I think sometimes, lying awake in bed, KM fantasizes that he becomes Speaker, and then some kind of disaster kills Biden and Harris. Presto! There he is on Air Force One, with people calling him Mr. President and lining up to kiss his ass…

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**Author:** ![Kolak\_of\_Twilo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kolak_of_twilo/32/73_2.png) [@Kolak\_of\_Twilo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kolak_of_Twilo)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2023, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/house-speaker-contest/974770/834 "2023-01-04T22:13:35Z")

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[Live View of Kevin McCarthy](https://t.co/CS0DLYqYTm) courtesy of The Daily Show.

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**Author:** ![bobot](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bobot/32/21622_2.png) [@bobot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bobot)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2023, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/house-speaker-contest/974770/835 "2023-01-04T22:16:46Z")

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😄 😆 🤣

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**Author:** ![Chingon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chingon/32/17645_2.png) [@Chingon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chingon)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2023, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/house-speaker-contest/974770/836 "2023-01-04T22:31:00Z")

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Trump throws his weight behind Donalds. Kevin is officially politically dead.

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**Author:** ![Airbeck](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/airbeck/32/6574_2.png) [@Airbeck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Airbeck)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2023, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/house-speaker-contest/974770/837 "2023-01-04T22:34:31Z")

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Oh I think he can still go lower…

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**Author:** ![Kolak\_of\_Twilo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kolak_of_twilo/32/73_2.png) [@Kolak\_of\_Twilo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kolak_of_Twilo)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2023, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/house-speaker-contest/974770/838 "2023-01-04T22:34:48Z")

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Curious where are getting that news.

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**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2023, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/house-speaker-contest/974770/839 "2023-01-04T22:41:30Z")

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Moderating:

> [@Chingon](#):
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> Trump throws his weight behind Donalds. Kevin is officially politically dead.

In P&E threads, please make sure it’s clear whether you are indulging in a personal fantasy, or provide a link to support an affirmative statement. At least take enough time to state if you’re speculating or sharing actual information. Thanks.

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**Author:** ![Johnny\_Bravo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_bravo/32/493_2.png) [@Johnny\_Bravo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_Bravo)\
**Post date:** [January 4, 2023, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/house-speaker-contest/974770/840 "2023-01-04T22:44:27Z")

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Nope, Trump refuted it on his truth social. Which I won’t bother linking to.

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