# House Speaker Contest

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/house-speaker-contest/974770>\
**Category:** Politics & Elections\
**Created:** [November 12, 2022, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/house-speaker-contest/974770 "2022-11-12T00:48:06Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 58

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**Author:** ![rocking\_chair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocking_chair/32/2918_2.png) [@rocking\_chair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rocking_chair)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2023, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/house-speaker-contest/974770/1141 "2023-01-05T18:57:57Z")

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yes, round 8 is starting. still 3 names up for nomination.

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**Author:** ![Saint\_Cad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saint_cad/32/18907_2.png) [@Saint\_Cad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Cad)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2023, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/house-speaker-contest/974770/1142 "2023-01-05T19:00:20Z")

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My prediction for this round  
Jeffries 212  
McCarthy 201  
Donalds 20  
Present 1

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**Author:** ![Euphonious\_Polemic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/euphonious_polemic/32/3002_2.png) [@Euphonious\_Polemic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Euphonious_Polemic)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2023, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/house-speaker-contest/974770/1143 "2023-01-05T19:00:20Z")

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> [@Horatius](#):
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> we need it clearly established beyond even an unreasonable doubt that the GOP has entirely shit the bed with this mess. But at the same time, I want them to have a plan for how to finally end the shit show,

It would be pretty hard for the Democrats to clean up the bed, since the R’s are still shitting in it, and have made it clear that they plan on shitting in the bed for the foreseeable future. Cleaning the bed once will accomplish nothing.

The only solution is for the Republicans THEMSELVES to stop shitting the bed, and to stop the future plans to shit the bed.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2023, 7:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/house-speaker-contest/974770/1144 "2023-01-05T19:00:46Z")

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Thanks, **rocking\_chair**. As much as I am cheered by the Hamlin news, I do want to hear a Republican member say something along the lines of, “Republicans or socialists, your choice,” as we heard before the last round.

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**Author:** ![Procrustus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/procrustus/32/2994_2.png) [@Procrustus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Procrustus)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2023, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/house-speaker-contest/974770/1145 "2023-01-05T19:01:41Z")

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> [@Saint\_Cad](#):
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> My prediction for this round  
> Jeffries 212  
> McCarthy 201  
> Donalds 20  
> Present 1

So Trump won’t even get one vote this time? That’s gonna fry his beans.

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**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2023, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/house-speaker-contest/974770/1146 "2023-01-05T19:01:53Z")

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…while telling you what socialist scum you are.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2023, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/house-speaker-contest/974770/1147 "2023-01-05T19:02:55Z")

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> [@Procrustus](#):
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> So Trump won’t even get one vote this time? That’s gonna fry his beans.

But he did get one vote in the last round. And that was the best vote. In fact, many people don’t know this, but it was the best vote ever cast in the history of voting …

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**Author:** ![Saint\_Cad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saint_cad/32/18907_2.png) [@Saint\_Cad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Cad)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2023, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/house-speaker-contest/974770/1148 "2023-01-05T19:03:12Z")

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> [@Procrustus](#):
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> So Trump won’t even get one vote this time? That’s gonna fry his beans.

According to his tweet, he got 218 votes last ballot in the most perfect Speaker vote ever and that 217 of them were stolen.

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**Author:** ![Cheesesteak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheesesteak/32/3694_2.png) [@Cheesesteak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheesesteak)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2023, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/house-speaker-contest/974770/1149 "2023-01-05T19:03:27Z")

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> [@Horatius](#):
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> I want them to have a plan for how to finally end the shit show

They can end the shit show any time they want by voting for McCarthy, or Donalds, or whomever they want on the Republican side. They could end it by nominating a Republican. Right now, they just don’t feel like doing it. This will end when the R’s get their shit together, or when the D’s decide that ending it is more important than letting the R’s stew.

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**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2023, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/house-speaker-contest/974770/1150 "2023-01-05T19:04:06Z")

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Pontificatin’, stumpin’, and speechifyin’, while pretending to nominate the same losers.

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**Author:** ![gnarator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gnarator/32/8266_2.png) [@gnarator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnarator)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2023, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/house-speaker-contest/974770/1151 "2023-01-05T19:05:24Z")

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I suppose enough Democrats could agree to vote present to allow McCarthy to win in exchange for concessions (more Dems on committees, no impeachment) but I don’t think they trust him to keep his word. Some of the promises he made to get Jim Jordan and MTG on his side would have to be shelved.

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**Author:** ![Aspenglow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aspenglow/32/76_2.png) [@Aspenglow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aspenglow)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2023, 7:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/house-speaker-contest/974770/1152 "2023-01-05T19:06:14Z")

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What I think would be fitting is for Kevin McCarthy to step aside, and then immediately resign his seat. Make the margins even tighter.

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2023, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/house-speaker-contest/974770/1153 "2023-01-05T19:07:15Z")

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Ah! CNN is back in the House. And Donalds has a vote already.

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**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2023, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/house-speaker-contest/974770/1154 "2023-01-05T19:07:27Z")

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> [@Cheesesteak](#):
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> or when the D’s decide that ending it is more important than letting the R’s stew.

That’ll end it ‘for now’ but one of the concessions McCarthy made was to allow any individual Rep to force a snap vote on the Speaker. If the Dems ‘end’ this current one, we’ll just be right here again in a couple weeks (or days) when MAGA Q Representative decides to make a point by forcing a vote on kicking McCarthy out.

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2023, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/house-speaker-contest/974770/1155 "2023-01-05T19:08:59Z")

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Who did Boebert just vote for?

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**Author:** ![MulderMuffin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/muldermuffin/32/2862_2.png) [@MulderMuffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MulderMuffin)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2023, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/house-speaker-contest/974770/1156 "2023-01-05T19:09:17Z")

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That got McCarthy’s hopes up for a minute! Kevin Hearn (sp?)

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**Author:** ![hajario](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hajario/32/171_2.png) [@hajario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hajario)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2023, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/house-speaker-contest/974770/1157 "2023-01-05T19:09:21Z")

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Who are the two Others?

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**Author:** ![Spoons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spoons/32/3141_2.png) [@Spoons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spoons)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2023, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/house-speaker-contest/974770/1158 "2023-01-05T19:09:30Z")

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Now two votes for Other. Hearn from Oklahoma. Who’s he?

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**Author:** ![gnarator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gnarator/32/8266_2.png) [@gnarator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gnarator)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2023, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/house-speaker-contest/974770/1159 "2023-01-05T19:09:36Z")

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> [@Great\_Antibob](#):
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> That’ll end it ‘for now’ but one of the concessions McCarthy made was to allow any individual Rep to force a snap vote on the Speaker.

I thought that concession was to get their votes. They don’t vote for him, the deal expires.

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**Author:** ![Saint\_Cad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saint_cad/32/18907_2.png) [@Saint\_Cad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Cad)\
**Post date:** [January 5, 2023, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/house-speaker-contest/974770/1160 "2023-01-05T19:11:22Z")

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> [@Happy\_Lendervedder](#):
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> Who did Boebert just vote for?

Does anyone have a transcript of her … speech I guess?

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