# House Speaker Contest

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/house-speaker-contest/974770>\
**Category:** Politics & Elections\
**Created:** [November 12, 2022, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/house-speaker-contest/974770 "2022-11-12T00:48:06Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 94

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**Author:** ![Jas09](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d07c76/32.png) [@Jas09](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jas09)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2023, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/house-speaker-contest/974770/1861 "2023-01-07T04:33:15Z")

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Adjournment passes. See you all on Monday. Maybe by then we will know about who the liars were.

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**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2023, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/house-speaker-contest/974770/1862 "2023-01-07T04:33:26Z")

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Or not…what the fuck.

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**Author:** ![psychobunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/54ee81/32.png) [@psychobunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psychobunny)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2023, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/house-speaker-contest/974770/1863 "2023-01-07T04:33:33Z")

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Why is he blaming Gaetz? I didn’t think that Gaetz was one of the ones he flipped. He actually voted present which helped McCarthy.  
Also, can we just once again acknowledge just how good Pelosi was at this? She would never ever have let this happen. She is also brutal. She was interviewed about what McCarthy needed to do to win and she said “Just get it done”. Given how hard Boehner and Reed had it, it seems that Speaker is an even harder job than it seems. I don’t envy McCarthy the position.

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**Author:** ![Saint\_Cad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saint_cad/32/18907_2.png) [@Saint\_Cad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Cad)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2023, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/house-speaker-contest/974770/1864 "2023-01-07T04:33:46Z")

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Nope some votes changes. On a tie the motion fails. Was about to say see y’all Monday

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**Author:** ![flurb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/51bf81/32.png) [@flurb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flurb)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2023, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/house-speaker-contest/974770/1865 "2023-01-07T04:33:49Z")

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Rs are switching to “nay”, they must think they’ve got the last vote they need.

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**Author:** ![rocking\_chair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocking_chair/32/2918_2.png) [@rocking\_chair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rocking_chair)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2023, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/house-speaker-contest/974770/1866 "2023-01-07T04:33:53Z")

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Red card! Red card!

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**Author:** ![Jas09](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d07c76/32.png) [@Jas09](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jas09)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2023, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/house-speaker-contest/974770/1867 "2023-01-07T04:34:08Z")

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Lol. Pysch. What the hell is going on?

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**Author:** ![rocking\_chair](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rocking_chair/32/2918_2.png) [@rocking\_chair](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rocking_chair)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2023, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/house-speaker-contest/974770/1868 "2023-01-07T04:34:38Z")

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Going for another vote.

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**Author:** ![Saint\_Cad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saint_cad/32/18907_2.png) [@Saint\_Cad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Cad)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2023, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/house-speaker-contest/974770/1869 "2023-01-07T04:34:43Z")

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> [@Jas09](#):
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> What the hell is going on?

My guess, McCarthy has miscounted his votes (again?)

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**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2023, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/house-speaker-contest/974770/1870 "2023-01-07T04:34:51Z")

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McCarthy thinks he now has the votes apparently.

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**Author:** ![FlikTheBlue](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fliktheblue/32/10972_2.png) [@FlikTheBlue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FlikTheBlue)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2023, 4:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/house-speaker-contest/974770/1871 "2023-01-07T04:34:53Z")

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McCarthy himself just changed his vote to not adjourn. He must think he has a deal. Again.

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**Author:** ![JRDelirious](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jrdelirious/32/9531_2.png) [@JRDelirious](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JRDelirious)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2023, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/house-speaker-contest/974770/1872 "2023-01-07T04:35:13Z")

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Y’see this is where Kevin wishes it were not a crime to blackbag a member of Congress and drop him off doped up and naked at the Great Dismal Swamp.

Then again I’d suspect he could not arrange that.

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**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2023, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/house-speaker-contest/974770/1873 "2023-01-07T04:35:16Z")

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I think there’s time to take a bath.

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**Author:** ![raventhief](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/raventhief/32/4_2.png) [@raventhief](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/raventhief)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2023, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/house-speaker-contest/974770/1874 "2023-01-07T04:35:22Z")

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If he loses a 15th vote tonight…I may never stop laughing. And/or cringing. Lainging?

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2023, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/house-speaker-contest/974770/1875 "2023-01-07T04:35:25Z")

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McCarthy thinks he has made a deal with Matty, telling his followers to change adjournment vote to No.

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**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2023, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/house-speaker-contest/974770/1876 "2023-01-07T04:35:26Z")

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Ha. Now I bet Gaetz will switch from present to Jordan or someone.

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**Author:** ![Jas09](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d07c76/32.png) [@Jas09](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jas09)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2023, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/house-speaker-contest/974770/1877 "2023-01-07T04:35:40Z")

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That would be the greatest troll of all time.

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**Author:** ![Saint\_Cad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saint_cad/32/18907_2.png) [@Saint\_Cad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Saint_Cad)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2023, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/house-speaker-contest/974770/1878 "2023-01-07T04:35:51Z")

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At what point do the clerks go from “This is my moment in the sun.” to “I don’t get paid enough for this shit.”

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**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2023, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/house-speaker-contest/974770/1879 "2023-01-07T04:36:05Z")

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I love the fact the wacky fact-free party is hostage to its wackiest fact-free-est fringe wackos. Who in turn are hostage to the wackiest of that bunch of wackos.

They have sown and cultivated the whirlwind and now they shall reap a thousandfold what they have sown. Gerrymandering: proof that decisions have consequences. Particularly sticky consequences. Kinda like spooge on cinema seating: it gets everywhere.

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**Author:** ![psychobunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/54ee81/32.png) [@psychobunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psychobunny)\
**Post date:** [January 7, 2023, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/house-speaker-contest/974770/1880 "2023-01-07T04:36:15Z")

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Please make this happen. Or let Gaetz vote McCarthy and Boebert go back to someone else.

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