House's Salary

Like that’s the ONLY reason someone would kill House. :smiley:

I can just see it. House’s dead body is found by the pair of bisexual identical twin hookers (plus pony) he’s hired for the weekend; he’s been strangled, shot, smothered, suffocated, and bludgeoned. There’s a police investigation. they don’t let Tritter lead if, of course, but he’s called in to consult. Asked who might be a good suspect, Tritter scribbles down the names Cuddy, Lisa, Wilson, James, and House, Blythe. The other detectives ask him why these people are the prime suspects; Tritter responds that those are the only people who probably wouldn’t do it, and he’s not sure about the first two.

Based on his woes with pipe repair on last night’s episode I think he actually owns his apartment.

Renters don’t typically have homeowners insurance or pay for that sort of damage.