# How a dangerous situation was defused by the wonders of toast

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [November 21, 2003, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-a-dangerous-situation-was-defused-by-the-wonders-of-toast/214400 "2003-11-21T00:23:14Z")\
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**Author:** ![Captain\_Carrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f0a364/32.png) [@Captain\_Carrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Carrot)\
**Post date:** [May 22, 2004, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-a-dangerous-situation-was-defused-by-the-wonders-of-toast/214400/41 "2004-05-22T00:09:34Z")

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{What the heck, I’ll be 15 for a few more weeks)

So, **Toast** , … how’ you doin’?

Note to **Lucretia and Bluesman** : this is indeed a joke.

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