# How a dangerous situation was defused by the wonders of toast

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**Created:** [November 21, 2003, 12:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-a-dangerous-situation-was-defused-by-the-wonders-of-toast/214400 "2003-11-21T00:23:14Z")\
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**Author:** ![Celyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/9dc877/32.png) [@Celyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Celyn)\
**Post date:** [November 21, 2003, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-a-dangerous-situation-was-defused-by-the-wonders-of-toast/214400/6 "2003-11-21T00:58:51Z")

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And once again merely looking at the internet makes Celyn hungry. 🙂

Let’s see.  
Got bread.  
Got margarine.  
Even got cat in case it is necessary  
…  
All systems go

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