# How about 100 Seinfeld-isms? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [March 21, 2006, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-about-100-seinfeld-isms/349318 "2006-03-21T18:45:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![lobstermobster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobstermobster/32/10033_2.png) [@lobstermobster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lobstermobster)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-about-100-seinfeld-isms/349318/1 "2006-03-21T18:45:50Z")
Since the 100 Seinfeld characters thread was such a success, lets see if we can come up with 100 Seinfeld-isms. This can include but is not limited to catch phrases, quotes, and concepts or human label (“man hands”) that are in the style of Seinfeld so that when you say the short, simple Seinfeld-ism everyone thinks “Seinfeld!” For example an -ism could be Muffin tops or Top of the Muffin TO YOU! A quote should be short and very Seinfeld such as “They’re real and they’re spectacular” There is no denying that is a Seinfeld-ism. Like before, 1 Seinfeld-ism per post. Okay 1, 2, 3 Go! I’ll say #1 - Muffin Tops ---
**Author:** ![Hypno-Toad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b2d939/32.png) [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-about-100-seinfeld-isms/349318/2 "2006-03-21T18:47:02Z")
Are you the master of your own domain? ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-about-100-seinfeld-isms/349318/3 "2006-03-21T18:50:11Z")
Newman ---
**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-about-100-seinfeld-isms/349318/4 "2006-03-21T19:07:17Z")
Shrinkage ---
**Author:** ![middleman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9a140/32.png) [@middleman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/middleman)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-about-100-seinfeld-isms/349318/5 "2006-03-21T19:08:37Z")
Not that there’s anything wrong with that! ---
**Author:** ![Gangster\_Octopus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-about-100-seinfeld-isms/349318/6 "2006-03-21T19:13:06Z")
No Pick! ---
**Author:** ![Bricker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@Bricker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bricker)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 7:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-about-100-seinfeld-isms/349318/7 "2006-03-21T19:17:07Z")
Yadda yadda yadda. ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-about-100-seinfeld-isms/349318/8 "2006-03-21T19:20:21Z")
“No soup for you!” ---
**Author:** ![Caricci](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/85f322/32.png) [@Caricci](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caricci)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-about-100-seinfeld-isms/349318/9 "2006-03-21T19:20:24Z")
No soup for you! ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-about-100-seinfeld-isms/349318/10 "2006-03-21T19:21:25Z")
“But I don’t wanna be a pirate!” ---
**Author:** ![Labtrash](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/labtrash/32/528_2.png) [@Labtrash](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Labtrash)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 7:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-about-100-seinfeld-isms/349318/11 "2006-03-21T19:21:59Z")
These pretzels are making me thirsty. ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-about-100-seinfeld-isms/349318/12 "2006-03-21T19:24:12Z")
Moops ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-about-100-seinfeld-isms/349318/13 "2006-03-21T19:31:17Z")
Levels ---
**Author:** ![MessyPaint](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@MessyPaint](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MessyPaint)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-about-100-seinfeld-isms/349318/14 "2006-03-21T19:33:03Z")
Hole in one! ---
**Author:** ![Cockatiel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/43a26b/32.png) [@Cockatiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cockatiel)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 7:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-about-100-seinfeld-isms/349318/15 "2006-03-21T19:34:45Z")
“You know, we’re living in a SOCIETY!” ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-about-100-seinfeld-isms/349318/16 "2006-03-21T19:38:37Z")
Serenity now! ---
**Author:** ![\_Deep\_F\_ied](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/7cd45c/32.png) [@\_Deep\_F\_ied](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Deep_F_ied)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-about-100-seinfeld-isms/349318/17 "2006-03-21T19:39:47Z")
Serenity Now! ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-about-100-seinfeld-isms/349318/18 "2006-03-21T19:40:00Z")
Giddy up! ---
**Author:** ![\_Deep\_F\_ied](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/7cd45c/32.png) [@\_Deep\_F\_ied](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Deep_F_ied)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-about-100-seinfeld-isms/349318/19 "2006-03-21T19:40:50Z")
Wow, that was freaky…how about: Festivus for the rest of us. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-about-100-seinfeld-isms/349318/20 "2006-03-21T19:41:39Z")
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