# How about 100 Seinfeld-isms? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [March 21, 2006, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-about-100-seinfeld-isms/349318 "2006-03-21T18:45:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-about-100-seinfeld-isms/349318/21 "2006-03-21T19:42:14Z")
Mulva? ---
**Author:** ![\_Deep\_F\_ied](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/7cd45c/32.png) [@\_Deep\_F\_ied](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Deep_F_ied)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-about-100-seinfeld-isms/349318/22 "2006-03-21T19:43:18Z")
All right **tdn** all these simulposts are scarying me. I’m taking my ball and going home. ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-about-100-seinfeld-isms/349318/23 "2006-03-21T19:43:55Z")
…And I find you treating your body like an amusement park! ---
**Author:** ![Eleanor\_of\_Aquitaine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a88e4f/32.png) [@Eleanor\_of\_Aquitaine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eleanor_of_Aquitaine)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-about-100-seinfeld-isms/349318/24 "2006-03-21T19:44:10Z")
Are you sponge-worthy? ---
**Author:** ![DooWahDiddy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e9bcb4/32.png) [@DooWahDiddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DooWahDiddy)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-about-100-seinfeld-isms/349318/25 "2006-03-21T19:44:43Z")
That’s a shame. ---
**Author:** ![\_Deep\_F\_ied](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/7cd45c/32.png) [@\_Deep\_F\_ied](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Deep_F_ied)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-about-100-seinfeld-isms/349318/26 "2006-03-21T19:45:24Z")
“scarying”?? What the hell? Dammit, i suck. ---
**Author:** ![MessyPaint](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@MessyPaint](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MessyPaint)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-about-100-seinfeld-isms/349318/27 "2006-03-21T19:46:16Z")
> [@Lord Ashtar](#): > > Mulva? Dolores! ---
**Author:** ![lobstermobster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobstermobster/32/10033_2.png) [@lobstermobster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lobstermobster)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-about-100-seinfeld-isms/349318/28 "2006-03-21T19:52:51Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > Uncle Leo? I think this is more of a character than an actual -ism ---
**Author:** ![lobstermobster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobstermobster/32/10033_2.png) [@lobstermobster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lobstermobster)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-about-100-seinfeld-isms/349318/29 "2006-03-21T19:54:07Z")
The Big Salad. My sister and I use this one all the time. ---
**Author:** ![Rachael\_Rage](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/71c47a/32.png) [@Rachael\_Rage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rachael_Rage)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-about-100-seinfeld-isms/349318/30 "2006-03-21T19:57:17Z")
He’s a close-talker. ---
**Author:** ![Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7cd45c/32.png) [@Elendil\_s\_Heir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Elendil_s_Heir)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-about-100-seinfeld-isms/349318/31 "2006-03-21T20:01:38Z")
“Don’t worry - it’s in the vault!” ---
**Author:** ![corkboard](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e9bcb4/32.png) [@corkboard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/corkboard)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-about-100-seinfeld-isms/349318/32 "2006-03-21T20:02:34Z")
Jerk store! ---
**Author:** ![tdn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/94ad74/32.png) [@tdn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tdn)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-about-100-seinfeld-isms/349318/33 "2006-03-21T20:04:51Z")
> [@lobstermobster](#): > > I think this is more of a character than an actual -ism Not the way Jerry says it. ---
**Author:** ![lobstermobster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobstermobster/32/10033_2.png) [@lobstermobster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lobstermobster)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-about-100-seinfeld-isms/349318/34 "2006-03-21T20:16:36Z")
> [@tdn](#): > > Not the way Jerry says it. What does everyone think? ---
**Author:** ![Trunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/87869e/32.png) [@Trunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trunk)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-about-100-seinfeld-isms/349318/35 "2006-03-21T20:16:49Z")
George likes his chicken spicy. ---
**Author:** ![sciguy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e68b1a/32.png) [@sciguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sciguy)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-about-100-seinfeld-isms/349318/36 "2006-03-21T20:18:44Z")
Well, I was going to do “master of my domain”, but given that there were 30 replies before I clicked in, I shouldn’t have been surprised that it was already done as the very first reply. My contribution: “Heloooooo!” (must be done with the proper intonation). ---
**Author:** ![NailBunny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecae2f/32.png) [@NailBunny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NailBunny)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-about-100-seinfeld-isms/349318/37 "2006-03-21T20:20:33Z")
Man-zier! ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 8:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-about-100-seinfeld-isms/349318/38 "2006-03-21T20:20:49Z")
> [@vaderspal](#): > > He’s a close-talker. He’s a high talker. ---
**Author:** ![BMax](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bmax/32/4267_2.png) [@BMax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMax)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-about-100-seinfeld-isms/349318/39 "2006-03-21T20:22:10Z")
Anti-Dentite. ---
**Author:** ![ElvisL1ves](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/5daacb/32.png) [@ElvisL1ves](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ElvisL1ves)\ **Post date:** [March 21, 2006, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-about-100-seinfeld-isms/349318/40 "2006-03-21T20:23:09Z")
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