# How about 100 Seinfeld-isms? **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [March 21, 2006, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-about-100-seinfeld-isms/349318 "2006-03-21T18:45:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Sunshine\_and\_Smiles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a5b964/32.png) [@Sunshine\_and\_Smiles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunshine_and_Smiles)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2006, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-about-100-seinfeld-isms/349318/81 "2006-03-22T00:33:15Z")
Alright last one… Get out! ::push:: ---
**Author:** ![KSO](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/f07891/32.png) [@KSO](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KSO)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2006, 12:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-about-100-seinfeld-isms/349318/82 "2006-03-22T00:47:53Z")
The dingo ate your baby. ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2006, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-about-100-seinfeld-isms/349318/83 "2006-03-22T00:52:15Z")
“i got beamed with ooooooooooooooooooil!” “he can even do spanish!” “holaaaaa!” from the same episode… you’re a real go-getter darren. and with your help, we’ll GET that chicken! also “kenny?? kenny!!!” (from the kenny roger’s roaster’s one" “why did they bring us oranges?” “and you want to be my butler/latex salesman!” ---
**Author:** ![New\_Girl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/46a35a/32.png) [@New\_Girl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/New_Girl)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2006, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-about-100-seinfeld-isms/349318/84 "2006-03-22T00:52:29Z")
“Soup nazi” “Sex to save the friendship!” “Why do I want to take shorter showers when this is where I really want to be?” ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2006, 12:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-about-100-seinfeld-isms/349318/85 "2006-03-22T00:55:34Z")
bah…i botched that last one… it’s “because he’s MY butler” and “and you want to be my latex salesman?” all is right with the world now ---
**Author:** ![Squee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba9def/32.png) [@Squee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squee)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2006, 1:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-about-100-seinfeld-isms/349318/86 "2006-03-22T01:03:53Z")
Mr Marbles? ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2006, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-about-100-seinfeld-isms/349318/87 "2006-03-22T01:29:32Z")
Bubble Boy! ---
**Author:** ![buns3000](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/c89c15/32.png) [@buns3000](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/buns3000)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2006, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-about-100-seinfeld-isms/349318/88 "2006-03-22T01:32:01Z")
“Are you saying you want a piece of me?” Double-dip - “You double-dipped the chip… You dipped the chip, you took a bite and you dipped again. Thats like putting your whole mouth in the bowl!” “He’s beboppin’ and scattin’ and I’m losin’ it!” ---
**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2006, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-about-100-seinfeld-isms/349318/89 "2006-03-22T02:03:58Z")
High five!!! (David Puddy) ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2006, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-about-100-seinfeld-isms/349318/90 "2006-03-22T03:08:36Z")
You’re a ribbon bully. ---
**Author:** ![jweb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/71c47a/32.png) [@jweb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jweb)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2006, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-about-100-seinfeld-isms/349318/91 "2006-03-22T03:43:25Z")
A George divided against itself cannot stand. ---
**Author:** ![Purd\_Werfect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e47c2d/32.png) [@Purd\_Werfect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Purd_Werfect)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2006, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-about-100-seinfeld-isms/349318/92 "2006-03-22T03:53:01Z")
You want answers, you ask the eightball! ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2006, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-about-100-seinfeld-isms/349318/93 "2006-03-22T03:53:42Z")
A block of cheese the size of a car battery. ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2006, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-about-100-seinfeld-isms/349318/94 "2006-03-22T04:01:14Z")
Giddyup! You’re sooo good looking. “I can feel his blood inside me…borrowing stuff from my blood.” ---
**Author:** ![Frostillicus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Frostillicus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frostillicus)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2006, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-about-100-seinfeld-isms/349318/95 "2006-03-22T04:27:59Z")
“_Believe it or not, George isn’t at home_…” ---
**Author:** ![lobstermobster](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobstermobster/32/10033_2.png) [@lobstermobster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lobstermobster)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2006, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-about-100-seinfeld-isms/349318/96 "2006-03-22T05:14:57Z")
> [@Frostillicus](#): > > “_Believe it or not, George isn’t at home_…” okay I’m going to reject that as a Seinfeld-ism but I’m going to say that you have singlehandedly found the #1 funniest moment (in my opinion) in Seinfeld history…Believe it or not…George isn’t at home…where can he beeeeee? ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2006, 6:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-about-100-seinfeld-isms/349318/97 "2006-03-22T06:12:03Z")
Wizard tip calculator “It can do other things!” ---
**Author:** ![Hippy\_Hollow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hippy_hollow/32/4841_2.png) [@Hippy\_Hollow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hippy_Hollow)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2006, 6:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-about-100-seinfeld-isms/349318/98 "2006-03-22T06:48:48Z")
Kramer: “I’m out there, Jerry, and I’m LOVING it!” ---
**Author:** ![Hippy\_Hollow](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hippy_hollow/32/4841_2.png) [@Hippy\_Hollow](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hippy_Hollow)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2006, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-about-100-seinfeld-isms/349318/99 "2006-03-22T06:50:02Z")
Another Kramer: “I’m mossy, Jerry. My mind is mossy.” ---
**Author:** ![Monkey\_Chews](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/65b543/32.png) [@Monkey\_Chews](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monkey_Chews)\ **Post date:** [March 22, 2006, 7:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-about-100-seinfeld-isms/349318/100 "2006-03-22T07:08:26Z")
> [@Hippy Hollow](#): > > Kramer: “I’m out there, Jerry, and I’m LOVING it!” You _almost_ stole mine. From the same episode: “My boys need a house.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-about-100-seinfeld-isms/349318.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-about-100-seinfeld-isms/349318.md?page=6)