# How about them Moslems?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-about-them-moslems/270837>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [October 24, 2004, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-about-them-moslems/270837 "2004-10-24T01:32:20Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2004, 4:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-about-them-moslems/270837/101 "2004-10-26T16:19:10Z")

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:: smiles innocently ::

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**Author:** ![World\_Eater](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@World\_Eater](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/World_Eater)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2004, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-about-them-moslems/270837/102 "2004-10-26T16:20:43Z")

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> [@danceswithcats](#):
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> Clam down **Polycarp**! You’ll overexert your heart mussels and I’ll have to call you a sturgeon. Take a minnow, sit down and listen to the raydio. Here’s a tuna you’ll like- Salmon Chanted Evening, and it’s Tommy Dorsal. 😉

Jesus, you just made my head explode.

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**Author:** ![Aldebaran](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c6cbf5/32.png) [@Aldebaran](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aldebaran)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2004, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-about-them-moslems/270837/103 "2004-10-26T17:01:45Z")

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> [@World Eater](#):
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> Jesus, you just made my head explode.

Is that the Christian Jesus or the Muslim Jesus you talk about?

HA, and what you felt is just nothing. Just wait until them Moslims come along.

Anyway: How about them SDMB Muslims?

Where are they to talk about themselves?  
Fresh from too many Ramadan, I have to admit that I have never met a human being who was a practicing SDMB’er that I did not like, or was attracted to. (When I was still pursuing my undersgraduate SDMB degree, I had a huge crush on a girl named Mehi [sp?] at BBQ!) That being said, there seems to be no discussion of what is going on in the inner secrecy of the SDMB circles that is affecting the world today on these boards. Instead, we (posters) seem to be attacking each other over who is responsible for current events, Muslims vs. Normal People. Might we examine the inner SDMB circles a bit, to see what makes some adherents suicide posters?  
Salaam. A

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**Author:** ![Blackacre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7c8e57/32.png) [@Blackacre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackacre)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2004, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-about-them-moslems/270837/104 "2004-10-26T20:31:38Z")

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Sigh, so much for my [trolling](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=282464) days. Was fun while it lasted. =(

Still drinking Cosmopolitans though at an amazing rate. =)  
BA

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**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\
**Post date:** [October 26, 2004, 11:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-about-them-moslems/270837/105 "2004-10-26T23:02:10Z")

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> [@danceswithcats](#):
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> Clam down **Polycarp**! You’ll overexert your heart mussels and I’ll have to call you a sturgeon. Take a minnow, sit down and listen to the raydio. Here’s a tuna you’ll like- Salmon Chanted Evening, and it’s Tommy Dorsal. 😉

And on your way out, slip the bartender a fin (on porpoise), and maybe a couple clams into the jar for Jerry’s Squids.  
_\<goes off whistling\>_

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**Author:** ![Sample\_the\_Dog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8797f3/32.png) [@Sample\_the\_Dog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sample_the_Dog)\
**Post date:** [October 27, 2004, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-about-them-moslems/270837/106 "2004-10-27T00:02:23Z")

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Suddenly everybody’s Kip frickin’ Addotta!

Penguin pulls into an auto mechanic’s shop. Says his car is overheating. Guy pops the hood and has a look. Says, “Looks like you’ve blown a seal, pal.” “Oh, no, it’s not that” says the penguin, checking himself in the rear-view, “I just had an ice cream cone.”

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**Author:** ![Blackacre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7c8e57/32.png) [@Blackacre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackacre)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2004, 6:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-about-them-moslems/270837/107 "2004-10-30T06:54:37Z")

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Sigh, so much for my [trolling](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=282464) days. How about them Irish? Can’t find my earlier post on the topic, perhaps culled?

BA

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**Author:** ![Blackacre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/7c8e57/32.png) [@Blackacre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Blackacre)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 2004, 7:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-about-them-moslems/270837/108 "2004-10-30T07:00:33Z")

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> [@Blackacre](#):
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> Sigh, so much for my [trolling](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=282464) days. How about them Irish? Can’t find my earlier post on the topic, perhaps culled?
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> BA

D’oh.  
[Cite!!!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=282009&page=1&pp=50&highlight=blackacre)

BA

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