# HOW ABOUT THOSE YANKEES!!!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-about-those-yankees/10188>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 27, 1999, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-about-those-yankees/10188 "1999-10-27T05:10:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 13\
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**Author:** ![StrTrkr777](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@StrTrkr777](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StrTrkr777)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 1999, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-about-those-yankees/10188/21 "1999-10-28T13:42:00Z")

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Satan and others, Here I am. I will stand up for my Braves. I will conceed that the better team did win this Series.

Braves fans did not steal the chop from FSU. Deon Sanders (from FSU) was playing for the Braves and some of his FSU buddies started doing the chop at one of the games for him and others thought it was cool and they began chopping along and it grew to be adopted by our fans. That is not stealing. We did not see it on TV and copy it, it was from the FSU fans and Deon.

As for the rest. Yes, we will still cheer for the Braves and support them. Yes, we have only won one WS in the 90s. But we have won 5 NLCS pennants in the 90s and the divsion every year since 91. While winning the WS more times would have been nice, we have had an incredible decade in the 90s. We went from one of the worst teams in the Majors to consistently one of the best. In fact in 90 we were the worst in our division.

Teams like the Marlins and Padres have done well for a year or two and then drop out of contention. We have maintained our status since 91. With young blood like Millwood and others we will bring in, we will continue to dominate.

BTW, I think Ted and Jane got a divorce. I do not care for either of them, but we do not get to pick our owners.

Let the beating commence.

Jeffery

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**Author:** ![Andy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/aeb1de/32.png) [@Andy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 1999, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-about-those-yankees/10188/22 "1999-10-28T13:45:00Z")

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> Chad Curtis blowing off Jim Grey?

And this was on prime time tv Armageddon?

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**Author:** ![StrTrkr777](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@StrTrkr777](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StrTrkr777)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 1999, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-about-those-yankees/10188/23 "1999-10-28T19:03:00Z")

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Oh come on Satan. Where is your big bad self. Punish me for being faithful to my Braves. Do your worst. I do not fear you Oh Dark Lord of the Unholy Netherworlds.

Hit me with your best shot. If you want to take it to the pit just let me know.

::: Smacking Satan with his Braves foam tomahawk::::

Jeffery

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**Author:** ![HubZilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ccd318/32.png) [@HubZilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HubZilla)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 1999, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-about-those-yankees/10188/24 "1999-10-28T19:56:00Z")

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And yet the Braves are still insisting they are the “team of the 90s” (it says so on their pennant rings).

Let’s see, one title to show for a higher winning percentage and all those division titles (tells me a little bit about the NL East)… this somehow outweighs the Yankees’ 3 World Championships.

The Braves GM said about the Team of the Decade (paraphrased): “Other than the narrow criteria of World Championships, we have them  
beat.”

Sounds eerily similar to what us Nebraska fans are hearing from perennial ACC-champ FSU!!

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“It is impossible to defeat an ignorant man in an argument” - William McAdoo

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**Author:** ![StrTrkr777](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@StrTrkr777](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StrTrkr777)\
**Post date:** [October 28, 1999, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-about-those-yankees/10188/25 "1999-10-28T20:40:00Z")

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Hubzilla, it’s their rings. I guess they can have most anything they want on them.

What do you care? They can call themselves the best team in baseball, but most would not agree.

Jeffery

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**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 1999, 1:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-about-those-yankees/10188/26 "1999-10-29T01:09:00Z")

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> ::: Smacking Satan with his Braves foam tomahawk::::

So THAT’S what the Braves were using as bats…

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**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 1999, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-about-those-yankees/10188/27 "1999-10-29T01:19:00Z")

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I told you guys His Infernal Majesty would be overbearing if the Yankees won.

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**Author:** ![StrTrkr777](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@StrTrkr777](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StrTrkr777)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 1999, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-about-those-yankees/10188/28 "1999-10-30T05:33:00Z")

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I want some more punishment from Satan. He is supposed to be so good at insults and he is the Dark Lord and all.

Come on bad boy. Give it your best shot.

That lame line of “So that is what the Braves were using for bats.” is not going to cut it.

Is that the best you have got? If so, your image is highly overrated. Come, even Byz is better than that.

Are you a man or what?

Jeffery

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**Author:** ![Doctor\_Jackson](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doctor_jackson/32/32_2.png) [@Doctor\_Jackson](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doctor_Jackson)\
**Post date:** [October 30, 1999, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-about-those-yankees/10188/29 "1999-10-30T05:57:00Z")

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Well, I’m in the midst of some vacation time and can only pop in sporadically, but I want my beating, too!

I am truly embarassed at the effort the Braves offered during he World Series (and even part of the NLCS). Hitting has not been the Braves’ forte this year so I’ll pass on bashing our offense, but to forget how to field the ball - Arrgghh! The Braves looked like utter dolts in the field. Oh, and Cox was severely outmanaged. One of these days he’ll figure out that a 7 game series must be managed differently than a 162 game season.

Beat me, evil Yankee fans, I’m beginning to like it!

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The overwhelming majority of people have more than the average (mean) number of legs. – E. Grebenik

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**Author:** ![manhattan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manhattan/32/7_2.png) [@manhattan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manhattan)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 1999, 6:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-about-those-yankees/10188/30 "1999-10-29T18:04:00Z")

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:: brushes off confetti ::

Well, that was fun. Not as fun as last year, but still.

Gotta hand it to Der Mayor, he knows how to throw one heck of a ticker-tape parade when he wants to.

I wonder what next year’s parade will be like.

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Livin’ on Tums, Vitamin E and Rogaine

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**Author:** ![StrTrkr777](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@StrTrkr777](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StrTrkr777)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 1999, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-about-those-yankees/10188/31 "1999-10-29T18:12:00Z")

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Well Manhattan, you will have to travel to Atlanta to see next years parade. I tell you what if you want to see it that badly, you come on down, fly, drive, walk, whatever, and I will put you up in my home and take you downtown for the big event.

Until then is that the best you can do?

Jeffery

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**Author:** ![Satan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e9bcb4/32.png) [@Satan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Satan)\
**Post date:** [October 29, 1999, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-about-those-yankees/10188/32 "1999-10-29T18:15:00Z")

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I think the whooping the the TEAM OF THE MILLENIUM is quite sufficient. Any more beating would be positively redundant.

Yes, next year’s parade… Can’t wait for that, Manhattan!!

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**Author:** ![meek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ce73a5/32.png) [@meek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/meek)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 1999, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-about-those-yankees/10188/33 "1999-10-31T05:36:00Z")

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\<whining\>Mets wudda took **one** game at least.\</whining\>  
_bites tongue and mutters under breath_  
Congrats to da Yanks.

Ticker tape parade next year is still going to be in NY, but just _not_ for the Yankees.

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It is better to deserve honors and not have them then to have them and not deserve them.

- Mark Twain

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