# How are you above and below average? List the ways.

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-are-you-above-and-below-average-list-the-ways/818575>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [July 25, 2018, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-are-you-above-and-below-average-list-the-ways/818575 "2018-07-25T19:08:56Z")\
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**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2018, 5:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-are-you-above-and-below-average-list-the-ways/818575/41 "2018-07-30T17:32:56Z")

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> [@Chronos](#):
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> Above average: Number of legs.

For humans? Or for all animals?

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2018, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-are-you-above-and-below-average-list-the-ways/818575/42 "2018-07-30T17:37:32Z")

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Ah, true, the average animal number of legs is very close to six.

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**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2018, 7:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-are-you-above-and-below-average-list-the-ways/818575/43 "2018-07-30T19:42:42Z")

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Definitely above average in pain management. Pain simply does not bother me.

I’ve read more books and walked more miles than most people.

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**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\
**Post date:** [July 30, 2018, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-are-you-above-and-below-average-list-the-ways/818575/44 "2018-07-30T20:09:42Z")

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Above average -

- Physical strength, especially upper body strength and grip strength. I tested out to be stronger than 99% of people my age, and 82% of people of any age.

- I am better than average at my job. I have working with my skill set for more than twenty years, and I know it quite well.

- Trivia - I have a head stuffed with useless knowledge, in many areas.

Below average -

- I am a lousy driver. No sense of direction at all.

- No memory for names. Fortunately we wear security badges at work, so I can pretend to recognize people I have been working with for months.

- Sight - I am blind in one eye.

- I am really good at throwing a Frisbee. I am really bad at throwing anything else - I can’t sink a free throw to save my life, I can’t throw to first base from second base, I don’t think I have ever won at Ping-Pong.

I am outstandingly mediocre. As Joseph Heller said in _Catch-22_ - “people who met him were always impressed by how unimpressive he was.”

Regards,  
Shodan

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**Author:** ![Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/6bbea6/32.png) [@Living\_Well\_Is\_Best\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Living_Well_Is_Best_Revenge)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2018, 1:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-are-you-above-and-below-average-list-the-ways/818575/45 "2018-07-31T13:48:05Z")

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> [@Ambivalid](#):
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> Yes sir.

Wait, are you doing porn now?! You have to tell us more!

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**Author:** ![Gedd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gedd/32/4938_2.png) [@Gedd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gedd)\
**Post date:** [July 31, 2018, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-are-you-above-and-below-average-list-the-ways/818575/46 "2018-07-31T15:47:58Z")

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Above:  
Height - 6’  
Household Income - We’re a weird family with three adults with jobs. I’m not sure how it will go for the next US Census . . .  
Vacation - I figure that having been to 42 US states is above average.

Below:  
My brain - Epilepsy makes it below average somehow I’m sure.  
Sports - I don’t watch or do any  
Friends - Moved here three years ago and while as a family we have friends, none are ones from me.

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