# How are your plans for world domination coming?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-are-your-plans-for-world-domination-coming/388391>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [January 17, 2007, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-are-your-plans-for-world-domination-coming/388391 "2007-01-17T22:38:21Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2007, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-are-your-plans-for-world-domination-coming/388391/21 "2007-01-18T21:16:20Z")

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Are you thinking what I’m thinking?

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**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2007, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-are-your-plans-for-world-domination-coming/388391/22 "2007-01-18T21:17:03Z")

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My plan for world domination:

step 1. continue to research the locations of every cell phone tower in the US  
step 2. hone my feminine wiles to recruit an army of adoring men to do my bidding (I’m a natural redhead, how hard could this be?)  
step 3. dispatch my minions to disable aforementioned cell phone towers

I figure I can bring this country to its knees in a day.

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**Author:** ![What\_Exit](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/what_exit/32/10652_2.png) [@What\_Exit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/What_Exit)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2007, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-are-your-plans-for-world-domination-coming/388391/23 "2007-01-18T21:29:41Z")

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[QUOTE=Leaffan]  
Are you thinking what I’m thinking?  
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Yes, but how are we ever going to find 100,000,000 ball bearings?

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2007, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-are-your-plans-for-world-domination-coming/388391/24 "2007-01-18T21:45:35Z")

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[QUOTE=elfkin477]  
My plan for world domination:

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I am fascinated by your natural red hair and would like to subscribe to your newsletter.

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**Author:** ![Sunspace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sunspace/32/1250_2.png) [@Sunspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sunspace)\
**Post date:** [January 18, 2007, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-are-your-plans-for-world-domination-coming/388391/25 "2007-01-18T22:24:59Z")

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Well, it looks like Step One of my plan for world domination, “Labour in obscurity,” has succeeded all too well…

…urrr… redheads? Where?

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**Author:** ![According\_to\_Pliny](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8e7dd6/32.png) [@According\_to\_Pliny](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/According_to_Pliny)\
**Post date:** [January 19, 2007, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-are-your-plans-for-world-domination-coming/388391/26 "2007-01-19T00:16:22Z")

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I like that James Bond baddie plan of putting diamonds into space and demanding tribute. I know diamonds are found in “blue earth”, so I always walk with my head down. When I find it, I’m done.

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