# How bad is today?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-bad-is-today/482365>\
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [January 21, 2009, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-bad-is-today/482365 "2009-01-21T22:11:47Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![wigwag](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f1d935/32.png) [@wigwag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wigwag)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2009, 10:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-bad-is-today/482365/1 "2009-01-21T22:11:47Z")

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I think it’s about as bad as a poke in the eye.  
(But then _I_ don’t have a brilliant spanking-new President. Just the same old smarmy-bastard Prime Minister as usual.)

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**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\
**Post date:** [January 21, 2009, 10:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-bad-is-today/482365/2 "2009-01-21T22:22:49Z")

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Pretty awful. But then again, I’m six days away from my due date and not in the least bit comfortable.

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**Author:** ![Creaky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e68b1a/32.png) [@Creaky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Creaky)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2009, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-bad-is-today/482365/3 "2009-01-22T00:36:34Z")

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As a guy I used to work with always said, any day above the dirt is a good one. 🆒

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**Author:** ![interface2x](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/c0e974/32.png) [@interface2x](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/interface2x)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2009, 12:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-bad-is-today/482365/4 "2009-01-22T00:37:33Z")

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Let’s see …

Lay-offs at work today? Check.  
Cutbacks at the office that will make work slightly less comfortable? Check.  
iPod battery decides not to take a charge anymore? Check.

Yep. Crappy day.

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**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2009, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-bad-is-today/482365/5 "2009-01-22T01:57:38Z")

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I’ve run into a roadblock on a project I’m working on, which means I’ve gotten nothing productive done today. That was crummy.

Then my sister dropped by my parents house to visit, was there all of 5 minutes before she stepped on the back porch to let her dog out and slipped and has either broken or dislocated her shoulder. Paramedics ensued. They’re waiting on X-rays at the hospital right now.

Really, really crummy.

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**Author:** ![Alice\_The\_Goon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Alice\_The\_Goon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alice_The_Goon)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2009, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-bad-is-today/482365/6 "2009-01-22T02:01:18Z")

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Not too shabby. Slow, easy day at work, no real problems except I have a stye in my eye and that mother hurts and itches like nobody’s business. This evening I am blissfully and gloriously alone until 10 pm, which is delightful.

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**Author:** ![Count\_Blucher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Count\_Blucher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Count_Blucher)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2009, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-bad-is-today/482365/7 "2009-01-22T02:01:49Z")

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Hours getting cut? Check…

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**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2009, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-bad-is-today/482365/8 "2009-01-22T02:08:04Z")

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The President is Left handed. So am I.

Today is a very slightly better day for finding that out.

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**Author:** ![An\_Gadai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@An\_Gadai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Gadai)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2009, 2:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-bad-is-today/482365/9 "2009-01-22T02:16:17Z")

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Pretty much the worst day of my pitiful little life.

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**Author:** ![Smeghead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f1d935/32.png) [@Smeghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Smeghead)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2009, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-bad-is-today/482365/10 "2009-01-22T02:28:16Z")

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Sucked for me.

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**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2009, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-bad-is-today/482365/11 "2009-01-22T03:12:13Z")

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My contacts were bugging me and my 34 Summit Beer pint glasses didn’t show up which means my sale that was supposed to start Monday isn’t going to start until at least Thursday or Friday.

meh

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**Author:** ![erleichda](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4da419/32.png) [@erleichda](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/erleichda)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2009, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-bad-is-today/482365/12 "2009-01-22T03:53:53Z")

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One word…pinkeye.

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**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2009, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-bad-is-today/482365/13 "2009-01-22T04:26:26Z")

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All right so far.

I am poorer than yesterday, though.

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**Author:** ![freckafree](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/freckafree/32/3050_2.png) [@freckafree](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/freckafree)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2009, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-bad-is-today/482365/14 "2009-01-22T04:43:19Z")

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> [@Lobsang](#):
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> The President is Left handed. So am I.
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> Today is a very slightly better day for finding that out.

I’m left-handed, too. So, just to make your day fit the tone of the thread, I will point out that, as I learned in the “watching the inauguration” thread, John McCain is left-handed as well.

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**Author:** ![feppytweed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/feppytweed/32/4280_2.png) [@feppytweed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/feppytweed)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2009, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-bad-is-today/482365/15 "2009-01-22T05:24:31Z")

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50 in a 35, apparently. Frick.

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**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2009, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-bad-is-today/482365/16 "2009-01-22T05:27:59Z")

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Every day’s a good one for me!

(Attending the occasional live lesbian sex show does tend to ratchet up one’s quality of life, too, I’ll clue ya. 😉 )

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**Author:** ![joyfool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/df788c/32.png) [@joyfool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joyfool)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2009, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-bad-is-today/482365/17 "2009-01-22T05:31:46Z")

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> [@An\_Gadai](#):
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> Pretty much the worst day of my pitiful little life.

{{{ **An Gadaí** }}}

If you ever wanna talk… 🙂  
As for myself? Well, I’m still here so I suppose that’s better than not.

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**Author:** ![RandMcnally](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/b782af/32.png) [@RandMcnally](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RandMcnally)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2009, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-bad-is-today/482365/18 "2009-01-22T05:59:07Z")

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Today was my first day off in nearly a month.

I had a rather good day. I cleaned the hell out of the kitchen and living room.

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**Author:** ![dangermom](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e274bd/32.png) [@dangermom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dangermom)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2009, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-bad-is-today/482365/19 "2009-01-22T06:33:58Z")

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I could eat for the first time in 3 days, so that was very nice. I feel normal now! And I went on my usual morning walk, took the kids to the park, and went to the library, and enjoyed my daughter’s dance class. It was great to be outside (and it was cloudy, and now it’s actually raining, yay). Tomorrow I’m going to treat myself to a Frosty to celebrate my new ability to eat.

Getting back to boring ordinary life after a bout of stomach flu = a very good day. I haven’t been so sick in years. I’m not sure I’ve _ever_ been exactly that kind of sick–laryngitis is my usual nemesis.

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**Author:** ![willthekittensurvive](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/91b2a8/32.png) [@willthekittensurvive](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/willthekittensurvive)\
**Post date:** [January 22, 2009, 2:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-bad-is-today/482365/20 "2009-01-22T14:50:02Z")

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You know how sometime you have the feeling you’re dangling from a cliff, bloody fingers grasping at grass and sand, underneath you looms oblivion and sharks with pointy teeth…and the question going though your mind is not HOW to get back on top , but rather WHY……its one of those days

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