Just wanted you to know you’re not alone in remembering Nick Cage in that skit.
I knew two attractive sisters named, Anita and Vagina Hicky. They were always quite popular with the boys.
Johnny Hildo.
Several of my relatives are saddled with “Lust” as a surname.
One of them is named “Richard”. He strenuously resists being referred to as Dick. In fact, only legal paper work even has “Richard”. Everything has “Rich”.
“Dikshit” means something in Hindi…I know it’s unusual here, but you have to remember that in India, his parents had a different thought process. That being said, I’d go by a nickname or a shortening…“Deep” pronounced with a soft ‘d’ sounds good to me.
I wouldn’t change my name just because people butcher it. People have butchered my legal name all my life. Now I only share it with people who I think will respect it and make an effort instead of secretly being annoyed, and everyone else just hears my nickname.
My mother-in-law was a Lust before she was married. She has a brother named Richard, which is what he is know as. He gets called Rich by one of his sisters on occasion, but no one ever calls him Dick.
As to the name Hook mentioned previously, I have a step-brother who has been (and could still be for all I know) Captain Hook. He has a nephew who is a vet so he is Dr. Hook.