# How big are a blue whale's schlong and nuts? **URL:** \ **Category:** Factual Questions\ **Created:** [February 4, 2008, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-big-are-a-blue-whales-schlong-and-nuts/436255 "2008-02-04T19:49:42Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Madd\_Maxx](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Madd\_Maxx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Madd_Maxx)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2008, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-big-are-a-blue-whales-schlong-and-nuts/436255/61 "2008-10-17T19:35:24Z")
> [@Polycarp](#): > > “It’s not how big it is that matters; it’s what he can do with it.” – Mrs. Blue Whale 🙂 So the “motion of the ocean” has nothing to do with it? ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2008, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-big-are-a-blue-whales-schlong-and-nuts/436255/62 "2008-10-17T19:56:53Z")
“Wrong blowhole, honey.” ---
**Author:** ![Moirai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/96bed5/32.png) [@Moirai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moirai)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2008, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-big-are-a-blue-whales-schlong-and-nuts/436255/63 "2008-10-17T22:17:43Z")
> [@Gbro](#): > > This is a handy gift idea, > [Walking Canes | Stylish, Supportive Canes by Fashionable Canes](http://www.fashionablecanes.com/441.html) My dad has one of those. It’s funniest when you give it to someone and they handle if for a minute, trying to figure out what it’s made out of. Then you tell them. :eek: 🆒 Seriously- it really freaks people out- big squicks. ---
**Author:** ![DanBlather](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/f4b2a3/32.png) [@DanBlather](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DanBlather)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2008, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-big-are-a-blue-whales-schlong-and-nuts/436255/64 "2008-10-17T22:48:08Z")
Two whales swimming over the Marianas Trench. One says “water’s cold”, the other says “deep too”. ---
**Author:** ![Fubaya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@Fubaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fubaya)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2008, 10:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-big-are-a-blue-whales-schlong-and-nuts/436255/65 "2008-10-17T22:58:17Z")
[This](http://news.softpedia.com/news/The-Largest-Penis-in-the-World-43756.shtml) site says the largest penis ever measured was a blue whale’s which measured 8 ft. But whales are huge. If that was on a human it would only be 10cm. There’s a duck with a penis twice it’s size, which would equal a human with a 12 feet schlong. > [@Darryl\_Lict](#): > > Unfortunately, I can’t find a picture, but apparently some Amazonian River Dolphins are homosexual and engage in [nasal sex](http://www.amazon.com/review/R1SHTSUG3C79HN). They fuck the blowholes! Not to mention nose to genital stimulation and “sonic” sex! Their brains are huge! Ricky Gervais (British comedian, creator of the original “The Office” TV show) had a comedy show called Animals where he made fun of that book for about 10 minutes. He showed a lot of pictures from the book (drawings) on a huge screen and made fun of them. One was dolphins [blowhole fucking](http://img375.imageshack.us/img375/3052/snap3db0.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Peanut\_Gallery](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/838e76/32.png) [@Peanut\_Gallery](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Peanut_Gallery)\ **Post date:** [October 18, 2008, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-big-are-a-blue-whales-schlong-and-nuts/436255/66 "2008-10-18T01:50:45Z")
Today’s word is: [Oosik](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baculum#Oosik)! That’s only a walrus though. ETA: broken link … scroll down some. ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2008, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-big-are-a-blue-whales-schlong-and-nuts/436255/67 "2008-11-02T01:20:18Z")
Wow, this thread has been around longer than a blue whale’s schlong. ---
**Author:** ![Kimstu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecd19e/32.png) [@Kimstu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimstu)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2008, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-big-are-a-blue-whales-schlong-and-nuts/436255/68 "2008-11-02T02:56:43Z")
> [@Gbro](#): > > This is a handy gift idea, > [Walking Canes | Stylish, Supportive Canes by Fashionable Canes](http://www.fashionablecanes.com/441.html) That bull penis walking stick apparently got a little, um, artificial assistance in the stamina department: > [@](#): > > The organ is stretched over a metal rod to make it sturdy. ---
**Author:** ![SandyHook](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dec6dc/32.png) [@SandyHook](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SandyHook)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2014, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-big-are-a-blue-whales-schlong-and-nuts/436255/69 "2014-10-17T03:34:34Z")
I was looking at, " What Is The Best Thread Title You’ve Ever Seen?" by **Carzcasm** when I saw this thread. I’m reviving it just to say that Ms Hook and I are going to be in Reykjavik next May. We are so going to visit the Icelandic Phallological Museum. When we were in Prague I had to pass up the Medieval Torture Instrument museum because we were on a tour but I draw the line at missing this fine educational opportunity. ---
**Author:** ![OneCentStamp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/13edae/32.png) [@OneCentStamp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OneCentStamp)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2014, 11:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-big-are-a-blue-whales-schlong-and-nuts/436255/70 "2014-10-17T11:16:46Z")
> [@SandyHook](#): > > We are so going to visit the Icelandic Phallological Museum. My bucket list has been amended. ---
**Author:** ![bob\_2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bob_2/32/3341_2.png) [@bob\_2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bob_2)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2014, 11:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-big-are-a-blue-whales-schlong-and-nuts/436255/71 "2014-10-17T11:27:35Z")
Does QI get its ideas from SD? [http://videosift.com/video/QI-Whale-Penis](http://videosift.com/video/QI-Whale-Penis) ---
**Author:** ![Shodan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9f8e36/32.png) [@Shodan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shodan)\ **Post date:** [October 17, 2014, 12:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-big-are-a-blue-whales-schlong-and-nuts/436255/72 "2014-10-17T12:41:39Z")
> [@SandyHook](#): > > I’m reviving it just to say that Ms Hook and I are going to be in Reykjavik next May. We are so going to visit the Icelandic Phallological Museum. I pray to God they have a gift shop. Regards, Shodan ---
**Author:** ![Darryl\_Lict](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/7cd45c/32.png) [@Darryl\_Lict](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darryl_Lict)\ **Post date:** [October 19, 2014, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-big-are-a-blue-whales-schlong-and-nuts/436255/73 "2014-10-19T02:07:28Z")
Since this is an old thread and a lot of the links are dead, I bring you [huge whale penis](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sjoufW5NyFk). [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-big-are-a-blue-whales-schlong-and-nuts/436255.md?page=3)