# How Big is Mr Winky? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [July 26, 2000, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-big-is-mr-winky/26941 "2000-07-26T17:37:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![JimmyNipples](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/eb9ed0/32.png) [@JimmyNipples](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimmyNipples)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-big-is-mr-winky/26941/1 "2000-07-26T17:37:18Z")
The "what’s it like to have a penis thread got me thinking about a joke I heard several years ago. A survey of male internet users regarding the size of their penis’s was conducted and to everybody’s surprise, none of the males polled, had a penis smaller than 9 inches erect. So here’s the question…How big is your Mr. Winky? Lets say that anything under 5 inches is below average. 5 to 8 inches is average anything over 8 inches is above average. Me first…average. ---
**Author:** ![Bottle\_of\_Smoke](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Bottle\_of\_Smoke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bottle_of_Smoke)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 5:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-big-is-mr-winky/26941/2 "2000-07-26T17:44:04Z")
I’d measure right now, but I’m at work and I don’t need that kind of trouble. I’m guessing I’m average, though. You did say over nine inches was average, right?😉 ---
**Author:** ![DarkHeart](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/6de8d8/32.png) [@DarkHeart](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DarkHeart)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 5:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-big-is-mr-winky/26941/3 "2000-07-26T17:45:48Z")
According to a study I read, I wish I could find it online. The average size of the “MR Winky” Is now 5.5 inches!! Just and fyi for your study. ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-big-is-mr-winky/26941/4 "2000-07-26T17:47:20Z")
My Mr. Winky is over two feet long. Then again I refer to my left arm as Mr. Winky. I call my penis, little Jack (if you see what I mean), in which case, I’ll say I am average (as far as you know). ---
**Author:** ![Drain\_Bead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e47774/32.png) [@Drain\_Bead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Drain_Bead)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-big-is-mr-winky/26941/5 "2000-07-26T17:57:04Z")
Above average, and worth every cent I paid for it. Why’s everyone looking at me funny? ---
**Author:** ![JimmyNipples](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/eb9ed0/32.png) [@JimmyNipples](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimmyNipples)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 6:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-big-is-mr-winky/26941/6 "2000-07-26T18:07:14Z")
I want to change my answer… Mr. Winky?? He lives down the street from my Uncle Wonderbra. I don’t own him, but I think he’s about 5’9". So…above average. ---
**Author:** ![Moirai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/96bed5/32.png) [@Moirai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moirai)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-big-is-mr-winky/26941/7 "2000-07-26T18:13:42Z")
Just a thought boys- Who cares if you own a limo, if you don’t know how to drive? It is the skill, not the tool. ---
**Author:** ![wacky\_ninja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/58956e/32.png) [@wacky\_ninja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wacky_ninja)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-big-is-mr-winky/26941/8 "2000-07-26T18:15:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by EJsGirl \* > \*\*Just a thought boys- > > Who cares if you own a limo, if you don’t know how to drive? > > It is the skill, not the tool. > > \*\* HUGE agreement on that one! It’s the perfomance that counts. ---
**Author:** ![Tymp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Tymp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tymp)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-big-is-mr-winky/26941/9 "2000-07-26T18:26:39Z")
Extraordinarily average. (You did mean 5 – 8 inches in circumference, right?) ---
**Author:** ![Mullinator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c2a13f/32.png) [@Mullinator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mullinator)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-big-is-mr-winky/26941/10 "2000-07-26T18:30:48Z")
Drain wrote > [@](#): > > Above average, and worth every cent I paid for it. Sheesh, that whole Satan’s ass thread was recently dredged up. Now you’re gonna make him actually go through with it? Kids these days. I refuse to put any labels on my special friend, but according to my wife, it is “Just right.” ---
**Author:** ![JimmyNipples](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/eb9ed0/32.png) [@JimmyNipples](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimmyNipples)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 6:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-big-is-mr-winky/26941/11 "2000-07-26T18:31:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by EJsGirl \* > \*\*Just a thought boys- > > Who cares if you own a limo, if you don’t know how to drive? > > It is the skill, not the tool. > > \*\* Whoever came up with that line of crap had a small dink. More is better. Technic is important, but size does matter…IMHO ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Cynical](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@Mr.Cynical](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Cynical)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-big-is-mr-winky/26941/12 "2000-07-26T18:32:02Z")
Think “beer can.” A tall one. ---
**Author:** ![JimmyNipples](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/eb9ed0/32.png) [@JimmyNipples](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimmyNipples)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 6:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-big-is-mr-winky/26941/13 "2000-07-26T18:34:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mr. Cynical \* > \*\*Think “beer can.” A tall one. \*\* A friend of mine was nicknamed the “Beer Can Man” Christ he was huge. He used to put a cigarette in the end, rest a pair of sunglasses on top and do the big organ dance…he was a freek…nobody liked him…but he was hung. ---
**Author:** ![Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/bc8723/32.png) [@Unauthorized\_Cinnamon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Unauthorized_Cinnamon)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-big-is-mr-winky/26941/14 "2000-07-26T18:39:32Z")
Here ya go: [http://www.healthcentral.com/specials/penis\_chart.cfm](http://www.healthcentral.com/specials/penis_chart.cfm) ---
**Author:** ![Jack\_Batty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jack_batty/32/3201_2.png) [@Jack\_Batty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jack_Batty)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-big-is-mr-winky/26941/15 "2000-07-26T18:42:19Z")
Conversation I had with a female friend some years back . . . Me: It’s not the size of the boat, it’s the motion of the ocean. Her: Yeah but who wants a row boat when you can have an ocean liner. Me: uh, um, \, ok bye. (my rowboat has naugahyde seats) ---
**Author:** ![green](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/54ee81/32.png) [@green](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/green)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 6:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-big-is-mr-winky/26941/16 "2000-07-26T18:44:42Z")
Well I certainly don’t have a “Mr. Winky,” but in my opinion, it is the driver’s experience rather than the length of the limo that counts, to US (not that any of you boys asked). Girth, well, that is another subject. When my BF and I meet a guy , we don’t rate him on a 1-10 scale, we decide about his girth and consideration. For example “big but rude,” or “medium and sweet.” Thats my type, medium and thoughtful. Does anyone have any experience with these alleged “excersizes” a man can do to improve his measurements? I know (I do them occasionally) that there are excersizes, called Kegels, that we chics can do to diminish our diameter… any thoughts? ---
**Author:** ![Moirai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/96bed5/32.png) [@Moirai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moirai)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-big-is-mr-winky/26941/17 "2000-07-26T19:19:49Z")
An honest question- How many guys have actually measured? Both erect & flaccid? Why? We don’t really care, you know. My friends & I have discussed it at length (so to speak), and a huge one can actually take away from the experience, if it’s uncomfortably large. Other “talents” can be just as important, so don’t give up if you think you’re below average- you can make up for it! ---
**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 7:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-big-is-mr-winky/26941/18 "2000-07-26T19:30:50Z")
Oh, no. I’m not answering this one again. The laughter still hasn’t stopped from the last time. ---
**Author:** ![psiekier](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/psiekier/32/116_2.png) [@psiekier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/psiekier)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-big-is-mr-winky/26941/19 "2000-07-26T19:31:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jack Batty \* > \*\*Conversation I had with a female friend some years back . . . > > Me: It’s not the size of the boat, it’s the motion of the ocean. > Her: Yeah but who wants a row boat when you can have an ocean liner. > Me: uh, um, \, ok bye. > \*\* I thought it was “It’s neither the size of the boat, nor the motion of the ocean, but whether or not you can stay in port long enough for all the troops to get ashore.” * * * Pete Long time RGMWer and ardent AOLer ---
**Author:** ![betenoir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/258eb7/32.png) [@betenoir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/betenoir)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 7:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-big-is-mr-winky/26941/20 "2000-07-26T19:39:55Z")
First of all, don’t you have to specify, for the purposes of comparison, flacid or engorged? (I have heard that black men having huge penises is a myth based on lockerroom observation. That is, black guys don’t get THAT much bigger hard, as compared to white guys. Of course I can’t say that jibes with my personal experience…) Secondly, of course the first female to post beats me to my other point: Girth is at least as important as length. Also: consider. There is also such a thing a too big. I can only imagine those inhumanly large porn stars are there for the benefit of male viewers. There is such a thing as too small. But too small is probably a lot smaller than you think it is. Anyway all you guys should stop worrying about how big it is and spend your time improving you cunnilingus technique. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-big-is-mr-winky/26941.md?page=2)