# How Big is Mr Winky? **URL:** \ **Category:** In My Humble Opinion\ **Created:** [July 26, 2000, 5:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-big-is-mr-winky/26941 "2000-07-26T17:37:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![green](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/54ee81/32.png) [@green](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/green)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-big-is-mr-winky/26941/41 "2000-07-26T23:50:21Z")
MC- my man, and men everywhere, thank you for your excersize wisdom. Other than that, of course men lie in polls, because they hear the 200 women chattering away about penis size, and seeing it on Ally McBeal (aach), etc. No, it really isn’t that big of a deal though. It’s probably only as important as breast size: some men have minimum and maximum requirements, but most really don’t care if they are with someone they care about. Same thing for women and blue-veined thunderbolts of power, or whatever. Like guys don’t talk about girls chests (etc.) in the locker room and other macho environments. ---
**Author:** ![Strainger](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/strainger/32/244_2.png) [@Strainger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Strainger)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-big-is-mr-winky/26941/42 "2000-07-26T23:50:29Z")
Mine is so long I paint it red and wear it like a power tie. ---
**Author:** ![CheapBastid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/8baadc/32.png) [@CheapBastid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CheapBastid)\ **Post date:** [July 26, 2000, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-big-is-mr-winky/26941/43 "2000-07-26T23:50:31Z")
In regards to the measuring method and Loveline - Per Adam Carolla - _“Start at the anus and go to just beyond the tip.”_ ---
**Author:** ![Coldfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/a587f6/32.png) [@Coldfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Coldfire)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2000, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-big-is-mr-winky/26941/44 "2000-07-27T00:15:44Z")
OK, here we go: [_certain amount of centimeters, measured erect from the belly up_] times 2.56 = … Average, top range 😉 ---
**Author:** ![KimKatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ac91a4/32.png) [@KimKatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KimKatt)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2000, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-big-is-mr-winky/26941/45 "2000-07-27T00:34:03Z")
My dick is so big, there’s still snow on it in the summertime. My dick is so big, it graduated a year ahead of me from high school. My dick is so big, clowns climb out of it when I c\*\*. My dick is so big, ships use it to find their way into the harbor. My dick is so big, I’m already screwing a girl tomorrow. My dick is so big, I could wear it as a tie if I wasn’t so afraid of getting a hard-on and killing myself. My dick is so big, it has its own dick. And even my dick’s dick is bigger than your dick. My dick is so big, it violates seventeen zoning laws. There’s 5 friggin’ pages of this stuff. My brother in law is kind of odd. ---
**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2000, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-big-is-mr-winky/26941/46 "2000-07-27T00:50:45Z")
> [@](#): > > (I have heard that black men having huge penises is a myth based on lockerroom observation. That is, black guys don’t get THAT much bigger hard, as compared to white guys. Of course I can’t say that jibes with my personal experience…) Yes, and I wonder where you heard that before. [Maybe here?](http://www.straightdope.com/classics/a2_193.html) KimKat, just to keep the boards honest, Those lines come from Dirty Jokes and Beer: Stories of the Unrefined by Drew Carey… ---
**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2000, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-big-is-mr-winky/26941/47 "2000-07-27T01:35:42Z")
Mr. Moderator goes on vacation for a week and a half, and _this_ is what I have to come back to? 🙂 No, that is NOT a trick squirting flower in my lapel! ---
**Author:** ![HomeSlice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/9d8465/32.png) [@HomeSlice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HomeSlice)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2000, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-big-is-mr-winky/26941/48 "2000-07-27T01:57:58Z")
Shit, I’m not bashfull…6.5" here. ---
**Author:** ![cheezit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c57346/32.png) [@cheezit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cheezit)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2000, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-big-is-mr-winky/26941/49 "2000-07-27T03:32:26Z")
Well, the word “tweezers” come to mind for me. :D:D My motto is “it may not be very big around, but at least it’s short”. 😃 Actually, for those that are keeping mundane records, it is a mighty 6.5 inches, and available. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2000, 12:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-big-is-mr-winky/26941/50 "2000-07-27T12:46:28Z")
Okay, a joke that fits into this thread perfectly: Guy goes into a bar and sees a cat sitting on the bar. He says “I bet everyone in here a hundred dollars that my penis is longer than that cat’s tail.” People take the bet. Bartender measures the cat’s tail, and then tells the guy to draw his pants and he starts measuring. Guy says “Hey, how did you measure the cat’s tail?” Bartender says, “I started at his asshole and measured it.” Guy says “Well, don’t I get the same treatment?” ---
**Author:** ![JimmyNipples](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/eb9ed0/32.png) [@JimmyNipples](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimmyNipples)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2000, 1:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-big-is-mr-winky/26941/51 "2000-07-27T13:23:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jophiel \* > \*\*A few points: > > (1) The OP was mainly stating that most men seemed to lie (in his opinion) during penis length polls. No one was asking how important it was that it’s huge. > > (\*\* This Doper is on the ball. (rim shot) I was wondering if everyone would say above average. I assumed this topic had been covered before, but it’s provocative enough to be a fairly popular thread. I did say, in a later post, that more is better. I stand behind that observation.(rim shot) A thin, pencil like penis isn’t as “pleasure efficient” as a thicker, shorter penis. Girth means more than length…and technique is paramount. Measuring…I can remember getting the tape out when I was a teenager…14 or 15. ---
**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2000, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-big-is-mr-winky/26941/52 "2000-07-27T14:26:52Z")
Was 14 or 15 the result of your measurment? Or was that how old you were? ---
**Author:** ![KimKatt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ac91a4/32.png) [@KimKatt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/KimKatt)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2000, 2:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-big-is-mr-winky/26941/53 "2000-07-27T14:57:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Bear\_Nenno \* > \*\*KimKat, just to keep the boards honest, Those lines come from Dirty Jokes and Beer: Stories of the Unrefined by Drew Carey… \*\* Thanks, Bear, didn’t have a source 🙂 (Other than my slightly off brother in law) ---
**Author:** ![JimmyNipples](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/eb9ed0/32.png) [@JimmyNipples](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimmyNipples)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2000, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-big-is-mr-winky/26941/54 "2000-07-27T15:09:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Bear\_Nenno \* > \*\*Was 14 or 15 the result of your measurment? Or was that how old you were? \*\* I’ll never tell…ziiiip…ferflop. Who am I kiddin…14 or 15 was my age. Everyone wants a big one…that little tidbit is for sure. ---
**Author:** ![Sealemon88](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c68b51/32.png) [@Sealemon88](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sealemon88)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2000, 3:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-big-is-mr-winky/26941/55 "2000-07-27T15:54:12Z")
Does “that little tidbit” refer to the statement “Everyone wants a big one” or to your size (Just continuing the gag:))? soulsling:Yeah, I read it. It’s pretty good. Ever see Mallrats? There’s a funny conversation about halfway through the movie about what would happen if Superman really did try to sleep with Lois (A comparison is drawn between his climax and “12 gauge buckshot” ). ---
**Author:** ![JimmyNipples](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/eb9ed0/32.png) [@JimmyNipples](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimmyNipples)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2000, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-big-is-mr-winky/26941/56 "2000-07-27T18:52:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Sealemon88 \* > \*\*Does “that little tidbit” refer to the statement “Everyone wants a big one” or to your size (Just continuing the gag:))? > \*\* Geez…I keep putting my **foot** in it. Give a guy an **inch** and he takes a mile. It’s **hard** to be serious when you **little dorks** are constantly **hanging** onto every **small** mistake or unintentional **play** on words that I might be guilty of posting. That was fun…not really ---
**Author:** ![handy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b5a626/32.png) [@handy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/handy)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2000, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-big-is-mr-winky/26941/57 "2000-07-27T23:56:40Z")
Who can forget Michael Masterson’s exact same question? ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2000, 1:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-big-is-mr-winky/26941/58 "2000-07-28T01:55:18Z")
I’ll be evil here and say that I’m at LEAST average. And I hope ssskuggiii never comes looking in here . . . ---
**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2000, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-big-is-mr-winky/26941/59 "2000-07-28T02:04:25Z")
> [@](#): > > _Originally Posted by JimmyNipples:_ > …words that I might be guilty of posting. Don’t you mean “… words that I might be guily of **post** ing.”? ---
**Author:** ![DRY](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a87d85/32.png) [@DRY](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DRY)\ **Post date:** [July 28, 2000, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-big-is-mr-winky/26941/60 "2000-07-28T05:58:55Z")
“'tis not so deep as a well, nor so wide as a church-door; but 'tis enough,'twill serve” 😃 –Romeo and Juliet, Act 3, Scene i (You didn’t think I was seriously going to answer the question, did you? I won’t post a picture of myself on the people pages, I sure as hell am not going to give a physical description of “Mr. Snake”) [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-big-is-mr-winky/26941.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-big-is-mr-winky/26941.md?page=4)