# How 'bout a SDMB black Friday sale? **URL:** \ **Category:** About This Message Board\ **Created:** [November 26, 2013, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-bout-a-sdmb-black-friday-sale/674857 "2013-11-26T20:35:20Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 16\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![harmonicamoon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/65b543/32.png) [@harmonicamoon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmonicamoon)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2013, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-bout-a-sdmb-black-friday-sale/674857/1 "2013-11-26T20:35:20Z")
Subscriptions, renewals $9.99. What say ye marketing folks? ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2013, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-bout-a-sdmb-black-friday-sale/674857/2 "2013-11-26T21:29:38Z")
It would have to be on cyber Monday, no? ---
**Author:** ![running\_coach](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/running_coach/32/15836_2.png) [@running\_coach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/running_coach)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2013, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-bout-a-sdmb-black-friday-sale/674857/3 "2013-11-26T21:36:16Z")
4.99 for Charter Members. ---
**Author:** ![Foggy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foggy/32/1082_2.png) [@Foggy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Foggy)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2013, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-bout-a-sdmb-black-friday-sale/674857/4 "2013-11-26T21:41:08Z")
[ul] [li]SDMB Coffee Mugs - $4.99[/li][li]Ban Hammers - $15.99 (Decorative Only)[/li][li]Mutagenic Hamster Chow - 1 10lb bag - $49.99[/li][li]Retired Hamsters - set of six - $24.99[/li][li]Erase 1 Official Warning - $250.00 + A box of chocolates to the Mod[/li][li]T-Shirts “It’s Longer Than We Thought” (Misprints) [/li]$12.99 sizes X-small to X-large; $27.99 size 7x-large [/ul] Mod Hats - OUT OF STOCK Undo a Banning - NO LONGER AVAILABLE Check back for CYBER-MONDAY Deals!! (Mods will be half off) ---
**Author:** ![Foggy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foggy/32/1082_2.png) [@Foggy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Foggy)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2013, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-bout-a-sdmb-black-friday-sale/674857/5 "2013-11-26T21:46:05Z")
GREY TUESDAY OFFER!! **Dinner with the Mod of your choice!** Please summit a recent credit report and a blood sample for price list. Hurry Supplies are Limited! ---
**Author:** ![TubaDiva](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tubadiva/32/507_2.png) [@TubaDiva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TubaDiva)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2013, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-bout-a-sdmb-black-friday-sale/674857/6 "2013-11-26T22:18:31Z")
Foggy, you missed your calling, you ol copywriter, you. ---
**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2013, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-bout-a-sdmb-black-friday-sale/674857/7 "2013-11-26T22:37:46Z")
The Board opens at 8 p.m. ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2013, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-bout-a-sdmb-black-friday-sale/674857/8 "2013-11-27T01:17:01Z")
If they really want to raise some money, they should take a page from the medieval Catholic Church and sell indulgences. Even good posters will jump at the chance to be bad, if given permission… ---
**Author:** ![sylmar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b782af/32.png) [@sylmar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sylmar)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2013, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-bout-a-sdmb-black-friday-sale/674857/9 "2013-11-27T20:24:27Z")
I’m looking for deals Miller … I don’t see any prices advertised on the Iron Maiden, Rack or the assorted whips. How do I know I can’t get better deal elsewhere? And what’s your return policy? If I try it for a week and find it doesn’t meet my needs, can I return them with the receipt? ---
**Author:** ![Siam\_Sam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d78d45/32.png) [@Siam\_Sam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Siam_Sam)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2013, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-bout-a-sdmb-black-friday-sale/674857/10 "2013-11-27T23:44:37Z")
How about a barter card, good for deals in Dopers’ areas of specialization? I can’t promise anything, but I could approach the good Dr. BJ about discounts in his Dr. BJ’s Salon. (Yes, it’s a real place. Yes, that’s what they do there.) ---
**Author:** ![Leo\_Bloom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leo_bloom/32/10377_2.png) [@Leo\_Bloom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leo_Bloom)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2013, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-bout-a-sdmb-black-friday-sale/674857/11 "2013-11-28T14:11:39Z")
[quote=“Foggy, post:4, topic:674857”] [LIST] [li]SDMB Coffee Mugs - [snip][/li][/QUOTE] 😃 excellent. ---
**Author:** ![drewtwo99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/d07c76/32.png) [@drewtwo99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drewtwo99)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2013, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-bout-a-sdmb-black-friday-sale/674857/12 "2013-11-28T14:33:23Z")
How about selling off some of those covered wagons y’all are always circling? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![TubaDiva](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tubadiva/32/507_2.png) [@TubaDiva](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TubaDiva)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2013, 3:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-bout-a-sdmb-black-friday-sale/674857/13 "2013-11-28T15:41:15Z")
We should also offer pogo sticks – for jumping to conclusions. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2013, 7:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-bout-a-sdmb-black-friday-sale/674857/14 "2013-11-28T19:19:17Z")
> [@Foggy](#): > > **Dinner with the Mod of your choice!** Cost (if you’re picking me, anyway): Make dinner. ---
**Author:** ![NoCoolUserName](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5fc32e/32.png) [@NoCoolUserName](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NoCoolUserName)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2013, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-bout-a-sdmb-black-friday-sale/674857/15 "2013-11-29T02:39:53Z")
> [@Foggy](#): > > … > > [li]T-Shirts “It’s Longer Than We Thought” (Misprints) [/li]… Awesome. Brilliant. Wonderful! ---
**Author:** ![Abe\_Babe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3ab097/32.png) [@Abe\_Babe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Abe_Babe)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2013, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-bout-a-sdmb-black-friday-sale/674857/16 "2013-12-04T20:15:15Z")
How much for the high horses? (I already have the ladder to get down off it)