# How can a loving God let Johnny M post here? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 26, 2006, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-a-loving-god-let-johnny-m-post-here/381814 "2006-11-26T03:04:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2006, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-a-loving-god-let-johnny-m-post-here/381814/1 "2006-11-26T03:04:01Z")
This [illiterate](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=397622) [dine-and-dash](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=397587)troll, with his inexplicable hatred of possessive apotrophes, only makes actual right-wing Christian fundies look like the height of reasonableness. Sadly, he’ll be banned soon, as he’s not coming back to actually debate anything. Some animals aren’t even fun to poke with sticks. Let’s have some amusingly wild-eyed rants and illogical “responses” from him, so we can play with him before eating him! ---
**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2006, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-a-loving-god-let-johnny-m-post-here/381814/2 "2006-11-26T03:14:05Z")
It’s not nice tp make fun of the retards **Eve**. My _god_ you can be a right bitch sometimes. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Snowflake](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Snowflake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowflake)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2006, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-a-loving-god-let-johnny-m-post-here/381814/3 "2006-11-26T03:31:06Z")
You like to play with things before eating them, Mary? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2006, 3:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-a-loving-god-let-johnny-m-post-here/381814/4 "2006-11-26T03:45:03Z")
[QUOTE=Snowflake] You like to play with things before eating them, Mary? 😉 [/QUOTE] Their fear makes them taste better, Connie. ---
**Author:** ![Walter\_Windchill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Walter\_Windchill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walter_Windchill)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2006, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-a-loving-god-let-johnny-m-post-here/381814/5 "2006-11-26T03:51:13Z")
Since your name is Eve, I think we all know who talked you into starting this evil little thread. ---
**Author:** ![AskNott](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/asknott/32/5790_2.png) [@AskNott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AskNott)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2006, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-a-loving-god-let-johnny-m-post-here/381814/6 "2006-11-26T04:26:53Z")
“I like my food scared and running.” --Hobbes (Watterson) ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2006, 4:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-a-loving-god-let-johnny-m-post-here/381814/7 "2006-11-26T04:48:36Z")
[QUOTE=Walter Windchill] Since your name is Eve, I think we all know who talked you into starting this evil little thread. [/QUOTE] In the beginning (of the board), there was a series of Great God Debates that featured **Eve** and **Satan** debating with Adam ( **ARG220** ), moderated by **Gaud** (ere). In terms of life imitating archetype, we’ve only gone downhill since then! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Walter\_Windchill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/eb8c5e/32.png) [@Walter\_Windchill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walter_Windchill)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2006, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-a-loving-god-let-johnny-m-post-here/381814/8 "2006-11-26T04:55:06Z")
Did Eve entice Adam into posting… on an Apple computer? ---
**Author:** ![Aeschines](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aeschines/32/16251_2.png) [@Aeschines](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aeschines)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2006, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-a-loving-god-let-johnny-m-post-here/381814/9 "2006-11-26T05:06:57Z")
Hey, SDMB, your not mad at me, our you?! ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2006, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-a-loving-god-let-johnny-m-post-here/381814/10 "2006-11-26T05:11:48Z")
Maybe God is hoping we’ll turn him into a bisexual atheist who likes watching old _Beavis and Butthead_ reruns? ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2006, 6:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-a-loving-god-let-johnny-m-post-here/381814/11 "2006-11-26T06:15:52Z")
**Johnny M** was wondering If God was mad at us. “Who can I find to answer This question? Who is just So smart and full of knowledge That they can show me why My God has yet to smack down The sinners I espy?” He wandered o’er the Web World In search of wisdom. Then He stumbled on the Straight Dope And shouted out “Amen! These people say they’re seekers Of truth! I must today Set forth my witness of the Catastrophes that may Engulf these wretched sinners Unless they turn to God And Jesus as their Savior. Hey, you! You guys! The Lord Is gonna smite you sinners For all the evil stuff You do in His creation. So listen up! He’ll snuff You like a burned-out candle Unless you turn aside From all this godless cloning And stem cell babicide! Yeh, all you homo-lovers Who cannot procreate But still expect to marry? God’s vengeance is your fate! The Day of Judgment’s coming Our Lord is gonna shout” – But all the rest is silence; His membership’s run out. ---
**Author:** ![kambuckta](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/53a042/32.png) [@kambuckta](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kambuckta)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2006, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-a-loving-god-let-johnny-m-post-here/381814/12 "2006-11-26T06:53:37Z")
[QUOTE=EddyTeddyFreddy] **Johnny M** was wondering If God was mad at us. “Who can I find to answer This question? Who is just So smart and full of knowledge That they can show me why My God has yet to smack down The sinners I espy?” He wandered o’er the Web World In search of wisdom. Then He stumbled on the Straight Dope And shouted out “Amen! These people say they’re seekers Of truth! I must today Set forth my witness of the Catastrophes that may Engulf these wretched sinners Unless they turn to God And Jesus as their Savior. Hey, you! You guys! The Lord Is gonna smite you sinners For all the evil stuff You do in His creation. So listen up! He’ll snuff You like a burned-out candle Unless you turn aside From all this godless cloning And stem cell babicide! Yeh, all you homo-lovers Who cannot procreate But still expect to marry? God’s vengeance is your fate! The Day of Judgment’s coming Our Lord is gonna shout” – But all the rest is silence; His membership’s run out. [/QUOTE] Oh, **ETF** , that was truly terrible. Your poetic injustice knows no bounds. Big round of applause for effort but!! 😃😃😃 ---
**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2006, 7:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-a-loving-god-let-johnny-m-post-here/381814/13 "2006-11-26T07:28:06Z")
Perhaps God is playing skee-ball right now. ---
**Author:** ![Boo\_Boo\_Foo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@Boo\_Boo\_Foo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boo_Boo_Foo)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2006, 10:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-a-loving-god-let-johnny-m-post-here/381814/14 "2006-11-26T10:44:24Z")
[QUOTE=Eve] This [illiterate](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=397622) [dine-and-dash](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=397587)troll, with his inexplicable hatred of possessive apotrophes, only makes actual right-wing Christian fundies look like the height of reasonableness. Sadly, he’ll be banned soon, as he’s not coming back to actually debate anything. Some animals aren’t even fun to poke with sticks. Let’s have some amusingly wild-eyed rants and illogical “responses” from him, so we can play with him before eating him! [/QUOTE] It’s just a fucking messageboard dude. You’re like a teenage highschool bitch who needs the safety of numbers before you can feel any self esteem. > [@](#): > > Let’s have some amusingly wild-eyed rants and illogical “responses” from him, so we can play with him before eating him! For fucks sake, that’s immature. ---
**Author:** ![williambaskerville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f14d63/32.png) [@williambaskerville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/williambaskerville)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2006, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-a-loving-god-let-johnny-m-post-here/381814/15 "2006-11-26T11:48:11Z")
[QUOTE=Eve] This [illiterate](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=397622) [dine-and-dash](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=397587)troll, with his inexplicable hatred of possessive apotrophes, only makes actual right-wing Christian fundies look like the height of reasonableness. Sadly, he’ll be banned soon, as he’s not coming back to actually debate anything. Some animals aren’t even fun to poke with sticks. Let’s have some amusingly wild-eyed rants and illogical “responses” from him, so we can play with him before eating him! [/QUOTE] I’m glad someone else started a BBQ thread about this. > [@](#): > > Was there anyone more innocent than Jesus? Yes.I have a suggestion. My aunt, the Catholic nun, Sister Margaret Rose. She’s just finished a long and horrible death from cancer, at 56. She entered the convent at 18.. all she ever wanted to do was serve her God, and His people. She spent 30 years working in Africa, educating and often feeding some of the poorest people in the world. She unabashedly begged, borrowed and pleaded every financial resource she could get to help these people ( her nieces and nephews better have a standing order of 10% of their net income going to her, or they’d get a Phone Call. Those Phone Calls were not pretty, from all accounts. Excuses were Not Accepted.). She had advanced degrees in child psychology, as well as her degrees in science and education. She was a very wonderful and very clever woman, who did a great deal of good in the world, with no thought to herself. She died owning, pretty much literally, the clothes she was wearing, and leaves,obviously,no descendants. And the God of the theists decided she should be rewarded for this life with a lingering, painful, humiliating death, her wonderful vitality slowly ground down as the cancer cells advanced, her control of even her bodily functions, in a mercilessly cruel jape, taken from her.( Did the Catholic god realise how horrendous it is for a nun, of all people, with their physical reserve, to ask for a bed pan , and deliberately arrange that? ), So I’m really not interested,today, in Johnny M’s apologetics for the children of Treblinka. Any god who would preside over the horrors of this world, and would later answer for them by saying he had to let them happen to prove an obscure theological point about free will, or to establish “it’ll all work out,somehow” (which seems to be Johnny M’s point, in so far as he has one), is a miserable, snivelling cur, unworthy of attention, let alone worship. ---
**Author:** ![bbs2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e495f1/32.png) [@bbs2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bbs2k)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2006, 12:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-a-loving-god-let-johnny-m-post-here/381814/16 "2006-11-26T12:07:54Z")
[QUOTE=Aeschines] Hey, SDMB, your not mad at me, our you?! [/QUOTE] im not mad!!! ---
**Author:** ![Turek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/turek/32/18782_2.png) [@Turek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Turek)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2006, 1:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-a-loving-god-let-johnny-m-post-here/381814/17 "2006-11-26T13:01:19Z")
[QUOTE=williambaskerville] ( her nieces and nephews better have a standing order of 10% of their net income going to her, or they’d get a Phone Call. Those Phone Calls were not pretty, from all accounts. Excuses were Not Accepted.) [/QUOTE] Thank gods for caller ID! ---
**Author:** ![the\_PC\_apeman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ac8455/32.png) [@the\_PC\_apeman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the_PC_apeman)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2006, 2:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-a-loving-god-let-johnny-m-post-here/381814/18 "2006-11-26T14:30:03Z")
**Johnny M** , and many others like him\*, would go up several notches in my esteem if they would make an effort to debate and defend their posts. Simply posting and disappearing tells me they intend no good. They are trolls. \*Well, maybe not “many others”. I get the feeling we’re seeing quite a few repeats (socks). Is IP checking done only when a post is reported? ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2006, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-a-loving-god-let-johnny-m-post-here/381814/19 "2006-11-26T15:20:53Z")
[QUOTE=kambuckta] Oh, **ETF** , that was truly terrible. Your poetic injustice knows no bounds. Big round of applause for effort but!! 😃😃😃 [/QUOTE] Hmph. :mad: Maybe I should stick to limericks. :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Moirai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/96bed5/32.png) [@Moirai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Moirai)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2006, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-a-loving-god-let-johnny-m-post-here/381814/20 "2006-11-26T15:39:16Z")
[QUOTE=Boo Boo Foo] It’s just a fucking messageboard dude. You’re like a teenage highschool bitch who needs the safety of numbers before you can feel any self esteem. For fucks sake, that’s immature. [/QUOTE] Huh? Babe, you are _way_ off track… 😃 [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-a-loving-god-let-johnny-m-post-here/381814.md?page=2)