# How can a loving God let Johnny M post here? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 26, 2006, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-a-loving-god-let-johnny-m-post-here/381814 "2006-11-26T03:04:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![xenophon41](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xenophon41/32/253_2.png) [@xenophon41](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xenophon41)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2006, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-a-loving-god-let-johnny-m-post-here/381814/41 "2006-11-26T20:03:02Z")
Once God wooshed one troll in Nantucket, Who sought Truth in only one bucket; Johnny M came to say “There is only one Way!” But his efforts were poorly construc’ed. ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2006, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-a-loving-god-let-johnny-m-post-here/381814/42 "2006-11-26T20:23:52Z")
[QUOTE=hajario] I did report the post just for the hell of it but I am less concerned about it breaking the rules than it just being my opinion that that was the incorrect approach towards this guy. [/QUOTE] You seriously _reported_ it? _That_ little wisecrack? Oh for the love of . . . I don’t mind being jabbed–“if you can’t stand the heat,” etc.–but if I am actually warned by the Mods for _that_ post, this would hardly the kind of place I’d want to be anyway. ---
**Author:** ![hajario](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hajario/32/171_2.png) [@hajario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hajario)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2006, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-a-loving-god-let-johnny-m-post-here/381814/43 "2006-11-26T20:34:55Z")
[QUOTE=Eve] You seriously _reported_ it? _That_ little wisecrack? Oh for the love of . . . I don’t mind being jabbed–“if you can’t stand the heat,” etc.–but if I am actually warned by the Mods for _that_ post, this would hardly the kind of place I’d want to be anyway. [/QUOTE] I only did because **jsgoddess** made that comment and it amused me. I wouldn’t have if I had come across it normally. ---
**Author:** ![xenophon41](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xenophon41/32/253_2.png) [@xenophon41](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xenophon41)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2006, 8:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-a-loving-god-let-johnny-m-post-here/381814/44 "2006-11-26T20:35:15Z")
[QUOTE=Eve] You seriously _reported_ it? _That_ little wisecrack? Oh for the love of . . . I don’t mind being jabbed–“if you can’t stand the heat,” etc.–but if I am actually warned by the Mods for _that_ post, this would hardly the kind of place I’d want to be anyway. [/QUOTE] Particularly since it followed **tomndebb** ’s [post](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=7996547&postcount=8) containing this remark: > [@](#): > > …I see no debate, here. Everyone but the OP will agree that the persistent misuse of “your” for “you’re” should be a capital offense, so there is no actual disagreement. ---
**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2006, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-a-loving-god-let-johnny-m-post-here/381814/45 "2006-11-26T20:38:16Z")
[QUOTE=hajario] I only did because **jsgoddess** made that comment and it amused me. I wouldn’t have if I had come across it normally. [/QUOTE] Jesus Christ. You’re a brat. ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2006, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-a-loving-god-let-johnny-m-post-here/381814/46 "2006-11-26T20:40:36Z")
Dude seems like a harmless flake to me. He’ll go away soon enough, probably when his guest membership runs out, if not before. ---
**Author:** ![hajario](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hajario/32/171_2.png) [@hajario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hajario)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2006, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-a-loving-god-let-johnny-m-post-here/381814/47 "2006-11-26T20:43:57Z")
[QUOTE=jsgoddess] Jesus Christ. You’re a brat. [/QUOTE] Yes. I was being a brat when I did that. I shouldn’t have done it. So, **Eve** , are you interested in addressing my objection to your OP or are you just going to “dine-and-dash?” ---
**Author:** ![the\_PC\_apeman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ac8455/32.png) [@the\_PC\_apeman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the_PC_apeman)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2006, 8:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-a-loving-god-let-johnny-m-post-here/381814/48 "2006-11-26T20:57:45Z")
[QUOTE=hajario] … He was acused of “hit and run” tactics which turned out not to be true. He did come back to one of the two threads. … [/quote] Do you really think his single additional clarification is adequate tending of his two GD threads and not significantly closer to being “hit and run”? > [@](#): > > …This is a good opportunity to try and teach him something until he proves himself to be unable or unwilling to learn. > … It might be an opportunity if he was present and engaged on any of the points or questions directed to him. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2006, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-a-loving-god-let-johnny-m-post-here/381814/49 "2006-11-26T21:00:51Z")
**hajario** pissed in **Eve** ’s tea Over punctuattention from she To a witnessing newb In GD. What a boob! God will smite the whole lot of you, see? ---
**Author:** ![hajario](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hajario/32/171_2.png) [@hajario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hajario)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2006, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-a-loving-god-let-johnny-m-post-here/381814/50 "2006-11-26T21:04:21Z")
[QUOTE=EddyTeddyFreddy] **hajario** pissed in **Eve** ’s tea Over punctuattention from she To a witnessing newb In GD. What a boob! God will smite the whole lot of you, see? [/QUOTE] Meh. If you were any good you would have rhymed “hajario.” ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2006, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-a-loving-god-let-johnny-m-post-here/381814/51 "2006-11-26T21:12:09Z")
Oho! So you think, huh, **hajario** , That I can’t find a way or scenario To rhyme with your name? HA! My lim’ricking fame Demands that I prove the contrary – so! ---
**Author:** ![Boyo\_Jim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/87869e/32.png) [@Boyo\_Jim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Boyo_Jim)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2006, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-a-loving-god-let-johnny-m-post-here/381814/52 "2006-11-26T21:16:27Z")
Eve, If an idiot troll makes you question the existence of your god, then you have more issues than this clown. Yet we have an opportunity here. Emotionally, you are just one hop skip and jump from Secular Humanist World! Come join us. It’s really quite liberating. Atheism has so many positive aspects – really, you’ll love it. I hope you don’t mind if I pass your name and address along to my communist, homosexual, and sundry radical leftist associates. We’re all on the lookout for your crises of conscience – you make the best kinds of recruits for our Army of Darkness. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2006, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-a-loving-god-let-johnny-m-post-here/381814/53 "2006-11-26T21:33:36Z")
[QUOTE=hajario] Meh. If you were any good you would have rhymed “hajario.” [/QUOTE] A Pitizen Doper, **hajario** Took a junior modding scenario “Don’t blast guests,” he told **Eve** “For what they believe Or for improper use of _punctuario_.” (Yeah, it’s lame; so sue me!) ---
**Author:** ![hajario](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hajario/32/171_2.png) [@hajario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hajario)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2006, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-a-loving-god-let-johnny-m-post-here/381814/54 "2006-11-26T21:44:05Z")
Shit. What have I started? BTW, not that “hajario” has a correct pronunciation but when I say it in my head the accent is on the “i”, like hah-jah-ree-oh, not hah-jar-ee-oh, but rhyming it with scenario is pretty fucking clever I must admit. BTW2, Polycarp’s response [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=7998231&postcount=27) was excellent and I think a better way to handle those kinds of OPs. ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2006, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-a-loving-god-let-johnny-m-post-here/381814/55 "2006-11-26T22:34:43Z")
[QUOTE=hajario] So, **Eve** , are you interested in addressing my objection to your OP or are you just going to “dine-and-dash?” [/QUOTE] Sorry, I have this thing called a “life,” I’m not on this Board 24/7. As for your objection to my post, would it be too un-Pitlike if I boiled it down to “we disagree?” ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2006, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-a-loving-god-let-johnny-m-post-here/381814/56 "2006-11-26T22:37:08Z")
[QUOTE=Boyo Jim] Eve, If an idiot troll makes you question the existence of your god, then you have more issues than this clown. Yet we have an opportunity here. Emotionally, you are just one hop skip and jump from Secular Humanist World! Come join us. It’s really quite liberating. Atheism has so many positive aspects – really, you’ll love it. I hope you don’t mind if I pass your name and address along to my communist, homosexual, and sundry radical leftist associates. We’re all on the lookout for your crises of conscience – you make the best kinds of recruits for our Army of Darkness. 😉 [/QUOTE] Honey, you don’t know me very well: I make Madalyn Murray O’Hara look like Mother Teresa! (OK, the both of them were evil bitches, but that’s beside my point . . .) ---
**Author:** ![ExTank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/35a633/32.png) [@ExTank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ExTank)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2006, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-a-loving-god-let-johnny-m-post-here/381814/57 "2006-11-26T22:59:39Z")
[QUOTE=hajario] Meh. If you were any good you would have rhymed “hajario.” [/QUOTE] There is a Member named hajario (who may or may not be from the bario); He reported **Eve’s** post (which was no worse than most) when it comes to rhyming, I am chary-o. ---
**Author:** ![hajario](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hajario/32/171_2.png) [@hajario](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hajario)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2006, 11:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-a-loving-god-let-johnny-m-post-here/381814/58 "2006-11-26T23:27:54Z")
[QUOTE=Eve] Sorry, I have this thing called a “life,” I’m not on this Board 24/7. [/QUOTE] Says the lady with nearly 20,000 posts. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2006, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-a-loving-god-let-johnny-m-post-here/381814/59 "2006-11-26T23:44:39Z")
OK, you’re obviously spoiling for a personal fight here, but I ain’t playing. ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [November 26, 2006, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-a-loving-god-let-johnny-m-post-here/381814/60 "2006-11-26T23:45:58Z")
Said a Doper called Hajario “Though Johnny would kill Ronnie Dio, He deserves response wise Not a catch phrase that lies On the lines of the Duran song Rio.” Not very good, I admit, but you didn’t give me much to work with! 😛 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-a-loving-god-let-johnny-m-post-here/381814.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-a-loving-god-let-johnny-m-post-here/381814.md?page=4)