# How can a loving God let Johnny M post here? **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [November 26, 2006, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-a-loving-god-let-johnny-m-post-here/381814 "2006-11-26T03:04:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 7
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2006, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-a-loving-god-let-johnny-m-post-here/381814/121 "2006-11-28T16:00:47Z")
Ha! Now you’ve done it! I could write haiku all day! You’re in for it now… ---
**Author:** ![Ludovic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@Ludovic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ludovic)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2006, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-a-loving-god-let-johnny-m-post-here/381814/122 "2006-11-28T16:09:23Z")
Johnny M and Eve 1920’s Style “Death Ray” The Cage Match From Hell. ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2006, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-a-loving-god-let-johnny-m-post-here/381814/123 "2006-11-28T16:14:00Z")
EddyTeddyFred dy will haiku us to death! We are all quite doomed. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2006, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-a-loving-god-let-johnny-m-post-here/381814/124 "2006-11-28T16:14:16Z")
[QUOTE=Ludovic] Johnny M and Eve 1920’s Style “Death Ray” The Cage Match From Hell. [/QUOTE] And **hajario** Is the referee. Oh no! Who will win this bout? ---
**Author:** ![Hamadryad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/6de8d8/32.png) [@Hamadryad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hamadryad)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2006, 4:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-a-loving-god-let-johnny-m-post-here/381814/125 "2006-11-28T16:50:07Z")
Lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame Lame lame lame lame lame lame lame lame. Lame lame lame lame lame Lame lame lame lame lame And nothing but more of the same. Or if you prefer: Lame lame lame lame lame Lame lame lame lame lame lame lame _Ad infinitum_. ---
**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2006, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-a-loving-god-let-johnny-m-post-here/381814/126 "2006-11-28T17:09:18Z")
_applauds_ ---
**Author:** ![johnny\_M](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a87d85/32.png) [@johnny\_M](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/johnny_M)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2006, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-a-loving-god-let-johnny-m-post-here/381814/127 "2006-11-28T17:22:02Z")
I have posted other questions in the forum the great debate. Please visit and comment on the questions asked. ---
**Author:** ![Oakminster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/77aa72/32.png) [@Oakminster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Oakminster)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2006, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-a-loving-god-let-johnny-m-post-here/381814/128 "2006-11-28T17:25:19Z")
[QUOTE=johnny M] I have posted other questions in the forum the great debate. Please visit and comment on the questions asked. [/QUOTE] Thanks for the invite, but seeing how I don’t wanna get moderated, I think it best to talk to you in the pit. In your recent post, you mention having students? That thought is almost enough to make me wanna pray…for them. ---
**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2006, 5:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-a-loving-god-let-johnny-m-post-here/381814/129 "2006-11-28T17:43:49Z")
[QUOTE=johnny M] I have posted other questions in the forum the great debate. Please visit and comment on the questions asked. [/QUOTE] Are you going to Respond to the answers there you big old chump, you? ---
**Author:** ![Uvula\_Donor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e19adc/32.png) [@Uvula\_Donor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uvula_Donor)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2006, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-a-loving-god-let-johnny-m-post-here/381814/130 "2006-11-28T18:52:03Z")
[QUOTE=johnny M] I have posted other questions in the forum the great debate. Please visit and comment on the questions asked. [/QUOTE] No. But please continue stopping by the Pit so I can call you a fucking idiot every now and then. ---
**Author:** ![Revenant\_Threshold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@Revenant\_Threshold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revenant_Threshold)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2006, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-a-loving-god-let-johnny-m-post-here/381814/131 "2006-11-28T18:53:45Z")
[QUOTE=EddyTeddyFreddy] And **hajario** Is the referee. Oh no! Who will win this bout? [/QUOTE] You speak of winning Yet our skills poetry Ensure no-one shall. ---
**Author:** ![Revenant\_Threshold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@Revenant\_Threshold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revenant_Threshold)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2006, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-a-loving-god-let-johnny-m-post-here/381814/132 "2006-11-28T18:54:55Z")
\*At \* poetry. _At_. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2006, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-a-loving-god-let-johnny-m-post-here/381814/133 "2006-11-28T21:23:32Z")
[QUOTE=Revenant Threshold] \*At \* poetry. _At_. :smack: [/QUOTE] One must admit, you’ve certainly proved your point. ---
**Author:** ![rayh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e79b87/32.png) [@rayh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rayh)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2006, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-a-loving-god-let-johnny-m-post-here/381814/134 "2006-11-28T21:47:00Z")
[QUOTE=Uvula Donor] No. But please continue stopping by the Pit so I can call you a fucking idiot every now and then. [/QUOTE] I believe the correct term is **fuckwit**. ---
**Author:** ![Cerowyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/82dd89/32.png) [@Cerowyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cerowyn)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2006, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-a-loving-god-let-johnny-m-post-here/381814/135 "2006-11-28T22:51:21Z")
[QUOTE=jsgoddess] Jesus Christ. You’re a brat. [/QUOTE] That’s not brattiness. That’s just being a prick. ---
**Author:** ![wonky](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wonky/32/393_2.png) [@wonky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wonky)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2006, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-a-loving-god-let-johnny-m-post-here/381814/136 "2006-11-28T22:59:15Z")
[QUOTE=Cerowyn] That’s not brattiness. That’s just being a prick. [/QUOTE] Nah. It’s the behavior of a two-year-old. Round heah, we call that being a brat. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Polycarp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/82dd89/32.png) [@Polycarp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Polycarp)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2006, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-a-loving-god-let-johnny-m-post-here/381814/137 "2006-11-29T01:16:43Z")
What, we’re reduced to haiku? And not even properly constructed haiku, but 17-syllable remarks written in three lines with no attempt to fit the imagery criteria? Can’t someone do a sonnet or villanelle? A triolet? How about “Sestina of the Troll Royal”: "Speakin’ in general, I have read 'em all – Those incoherent trolls who write in rants… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Revenant\_Threshold](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f1d935/32.png) [@Revenant\_Threshold](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revenant_Threshold)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2006, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-a-loving-god-let-johnny-m-post-here/381814/138 "2006-11-29T01:35:25Z")
[QUOTE=Polycarp] Can’t someone do a sonnet or villanelle? A triolet? [/QUOTE] Because your choice was somewhat strange, I had to look up triolet. I had to stretch my vocab. range, Because your choice was somewhat strange. My good thoughts of you will likely change, You’ve _forced me to learn more_ this day; Because your choice was somewhat strange, I had to look up triolet. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![the\_PC\_apeman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ac8455/32.png) [@the\_PC\_apeman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/the_PC_apeman)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2006, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-a-loving-god-let-johnny-m-post-here/381814/139 "2006-11-29T01:48:09Z")
Sorry to interrupt the poetry slam but I have to get this off my chest… **johnny M** , getting from [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=8006298#post8006298) > [@David Simmons](#): > > The question seems to postulate a loving God and I find no evidence of any such thing Those who insist there is one might visit the cancer wards in a children’s hospital some time. to [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=8006956#post8006956) > [@johnny M](#): > > There are other questions like why doesn’t God visit a childrens cancer ward? can only be done via extreme stupidity or blatant trollery. You may now resume counting your syllables, lines, and what have you. Thank you. ---
**Author:** ![Beware\_of\_Doug](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/278dde/32.png) [@Beware\_of\_Doug](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beware_of_Doug)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2006, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/how-can-a-loving-god-let-johnny-m-post-here/381814/140 "2006-11-29T01:49:53Z")
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