Wesley Clark, that’s hilarious.
I think he needs a career in designing movie ads.
I prefer the lithe slave girl who wears little more than a smile while she gently fans me, fetches cool drinks, and otherwise works to ensure my summer comfort and pleasure.
Hey! It’s my damn fantasy, so just go 'way. 
Where were we, Babette?
Depends on the dog. My one dog will lay out in the hottest part of the yard and cook for 30 minutes, come inside and drink a liter of water, then go back out to cook again.